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region=[[The Golden Hills]] |
 
region=[[The Golden Hills]] |
 
motto=Thou shalt not domesticateth thy aardvark |
 
motto=Thou shalt not domesticateth thy aardvark |
map=Available soon(er or later) |
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map=No official maps yet |
language=British English, Randopolae |
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language=British English, Abstracted Confuse |
 
capital=Confusion City |
 
capital=Confusion City |
population=Last time I checked, it was 95 million |
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population=Last time I checked, it was 116 million |
currency=Basquermark |
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currency=Stupend (§) |
 
leader= Supreme Ministers Sandy Patterson, Brian Sure, and Colin Opal
 
leader= Supreme Ministers Sandy Patterson, Brian Sure, and Colin Opal
 
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== IN A NUTSHELL (a really big one at that) ==
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== IN A NUTSHELL ==
  
 
'''Style of Government'''
 
'''Style of Government'''
Contrary to the title (''People's Republic'') and name (Random ''Kingdom'') of the nation, our government is a twisted form of democracy. It is seperated into departments or Ministries, and the overall leaders, or Supreme Ministers, are Sandy Patterson, Brian Sure, and Colin Opal.
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A twisted form of democracy. It is seperated into departments or Ministries, and the overall leaders, or Supreme Ministers, are Sandy Patterson, Brian Sure, and Colin Opal.
  
 
'''Religion'''
 
'''Religion'''
is mostly made up of puritan Christianity, and a cult exclusive to Random Kingdom, called "Inverted Christianity" or "Invertianity", which takes all the ethical codes and what-not of the Christianity religion and turns them upside-down, hence the name. People who belong to this religion hate God with a passion, continually curse Him, and have a common enemy: bible-bashers. Disease, according to followers, is one of Gods's favourite pastimes, and believe that Satan is just an explanation of the murkier side of God.
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For the most part, there isn't any. Pass...
  
 
'''Economy'''
 
'''Economy'''
 
is almost non-existent. Pass on that one then...
 
is almost non-existent. Pass on that one then...
  
'''The Aspiration'''
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'''Language'''
To provide an economically distressed yet utopian haven for its citizens. That, and to harrass all those who directly oppose this view. (Excluding the USN, of course.)
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Random Kingdom citizens speak British English, and Abstracted Confuse, which takes 5 years to learn (one year to learn how to hold the pen, one for the alphabet, one for verb structure, one for essential verbs and nouns and one to forget it before the big language test). Outsiders find it difficult to pick up Abstracted Confuse, and there is no phrasebooks, so it is used by citizens as a kind of secret code.
 
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== WHAT IS?? ==
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Random Kingdom ''was'' the smallest region in the Golden Hills (a small region, ironically). In its capital of Confusion City, people don't know whether the majority speak English, Randopolae or Some Unconfirmed. In fact, they're still shaken by the move from Randominian Republic and most don't know what will happen next. The national animal is the Uncommon Gecko, which is so uncommon there have been only 56 billion confirmed sightings, and the currency is the Basquermark (for lack of better name).
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== COLONIES (puppet nations) ==
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'''Sweatshoponia'''
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The right-wing colony of Sweatshoponia is the first puppet nation of Random Kingdom. Founded by right-wing activists partially to break free from the left-wing haven of RK, and partially to bring the economical benefits of right-wing politics to the doorstep. In Sweatshoponia (say sweat-shop-oh-nia) the meaning of "free" is unknown to most, and almost anything legal in most nations is outlawed.
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Revision as of 16:31, 30 October 2004

Random Kingdom
random_kingdom.jpg
Flag of Random Kingdom
Motto: Thou shalt not domesticateth thy aardvark
No official maps yet
Region The Golden Hills
Capital Confusion City
Official Language(s) British English, Abstracted Confuse
Leader Supreme Ministers Sandy Patterson, Brian Sure, and Colin Opal
Population Last time I checked, it was 116 million
Currency Stupend (§) 
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IN A NUTSHELL

Style of Government A twisted form of democracy. It is seperated into departments or Ministries, and the overall leaders, or Supreme Ministers, are Sandy Patterson, Brian Sure, and Colin Opal.

Religion For the most part, there isn't any. Pass...

Economy is almost non-existent. Pass on that one then...

Language Random Kingdom citizens speak British English, and Abstracted Confuse, which takes 5 years to learn (one year to learn how to hold the pen, one for the alphabet, one for verb structure, one for essential verbs and nouns and one to forget it before the big language test). Outsiders find it difficult to pick up Abstracted Confuse, and there is no phrasebooks, so it is used by citizens as a kind of secret code.