Retardedfaries
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| Motto: "How to live longer: drink non-alchoholic grape juice!!" | |
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| Region | awohgawag |
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| Official Language(s) | English, French |
| Leader | Goodladdie + Nugy |
| Population | 36 million |
| Currency | Eggbeaters |
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Festivals and Traditions:
T'is a tradition in the kingdom of the Retarded Fairies to make chesnut hats through slave labour and wear them on the Festival of the 'Apres-midi soiree picnic party with fairies in the vinyards of France please RSVP ASAP and bring nibblies and non-alcoholic grape juice' more commonly known as the 'ASPFVFRSVPASAPNGP festival.'
This is the festival that commemorates the Kingdom of the Retarded Fairies Industrial Revolution in 55555.2BRF (before Retarded Fairies.)Many say it was the trout, others the Brie that triggered the commencement, start, beginning of this fine Revolution.
As we all know what happened during the revolution there is no need for me to tell you, although i'll remind you of the values we as a nation gained on that fine wintery autumn day; "Viva the death of the Hobbits et viva le bleu, blanc et rouge!" is all I will say...
Many families enjoy the fine sport of kayaking as a symbol of the kayaks which some people may or may not use, Others tend to play in playgrounds or eat baguettes with brie, butter and strawberry jam or as the french would say 'strawberry jam.' But all citizens have one thing in mind: to have political and civil freedoms outlawed.
