SchutteGod
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| Flag of SchutteGod | |
| Motto: "SHADDUP!!" | |
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| Region | the South Pacific |
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| Capital | Lawrence Welk Village |
| Official Language(s) | English |
| Leader | Mrs. Schutte |
| Population | growing |
| Currency | disc |
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The Republic of SchutteGod is a rather small and unremarkable, benevolently autocratic state currently residing in the South Pacific. It's still there because it can't decide between the many attractive regional invites sent by telegram. Either that, or all the offers are crap, and their senders have been blocked. The country's hard-working soda-producers are led by Mrs. Schutte, their crazy old aunt in the attic, who rarely is seen in public, but her terrible shrieking voice is still heard throughout Lawrence Welk Village (the nation's capital) from time to time, with or without the aid of a loudspeaker. Mrs. Schutte seized power not too long ago and immediately deployed her loyal army of Shemps to tighten her grip on the nation; these include Shemp #2, the interior minister; Shemp #4, the foreign minister; and Shemp #3, the observer to the United Nations, who is to become UN ambassador if the nation ever decides to join the international body as a full member.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Schutte's subjects, though reasonably well-off, can count on no government hand-outs under any circumstance, and all male citizens are drafted at age 17 to serve a mandatory two-year term of military service. The people vote for their parliament in mostly free and democratic elections, though the results are often rigged, Mrs. Schutte maintains the right to refuse to seat any elected deputy, and she appoints the prime minister and can dismiss him at any time.
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