Difference between revisions of "SlidingAlbion"
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'''From the [[UN]] report~''' | '''From the [[UN]] report~''' | ||
| − | The Kingdom of SlidingAlbion is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, | + | The Kingdom of SlidingAlbion is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, enslaved, broken population of 586 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to. Dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night. The Kingdom is ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, alien dictatorship government (the [[Blue Nobility]]), which oppresses anyone who isn't of the Blue or Blue-hybrid. |
| − | There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of | + | There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group a small group of atrocity-minded, corrupt, Fascistic Blue-blooded nobles is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_Technology Information Technology], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium Uranium] Mining, and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arms Arms] manufacturing industries. |
| − | + | Blue Nobility parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth due to enforced flouride treatment, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is a problem. SlidingAlbion's national animal is the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human human being], which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the PoundSliding. | |
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| + | ===Official History=== | ||
| + | In the 19th century, an Alien slaveship crash-landed in the Kingdom of SlidingAlbion. Aboard it were 25 members of Azure Caste (technicians) and 300 members of the Cobalt Caste (laborers). Their contact was overt, direct and all-consuming. The Kingdom was in the hands of the Blue within the year. They kidnapped the Princess, had her impregnated, her father and mother killed, and then placed the half-Blue infant on the throne (with an Azure Caste member as Vizier, of course.) Since that time, they have turned the kingdom into a slave stockade and a genocidal rape-camp by which to use human women to propogate their species and human men to build their machines. SlidingAlbion is a strip-mined wasteland robbed for every possible resource. | ||
Revision as of 11:14, 30 March 2006
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| Flag of SlidingAlbion | |
| Motto: "Your life as it has been is over. YOU will service US." | |
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| Region | The Honor Guard |
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| Capital | SlidingLondon |
| Official Language(s) | English, Albionese |
| Leader | Negus Rexum Salaed’n, King of Kings, Sovereign of SlidingAlbion, Emperor of SlidingAlsætia |
| Population | 586,000,000 |
| Currency | PoundSliding |
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From the UN report~ The Kingdom of SlidingAlbion is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, enslaved, broken population of 586 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to. Dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night. The Kingdom is ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, alien dictatorship government (the Blue Nobility), which oppresses anyone who isn't of the Blue or Blue-hybrid.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group a small group of atrocity-minded, corrupt, Fascistic Blue-blooded nobles is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms manufacturing industries.
Blue Nobility parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth due to enforced flouride treatment, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is a problem. SlidingAlbion's national animal is the human being, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the PoundSliding.
Official History
In the 19th century, an Alien slaveship crash-landed in the Kingdom of SlidingAlbion. Aboard it were 25 members of Azure Caste (technicians) and 300 members of the Cobalt Caste (laborers). Their contact was overt, direct and all-consuming. The Kingdom was in the hands of the Blue within the year. They kidnapped the Princess, had her impregnated, her father and mother killed, and then placed the half-Blue infant on the throne (with an Azure Caste member as Vizier, of course.) Since that time, they have turned the kingdom into a slave stockade and a genocidal rape-camp by which to use human women to propogate their species and human men to build their machines. SlidingAlbion is a strip-mined wasteland robbed for every possible resource.
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