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Steel and Fire is a large and conservative nation that cares about only one thing, its military. Since time immemorial Steel and Fire's government, or what there is of one, has poured billions of tanks into its military. Steel and Fire is very fond of declaring war on people, as the following examples of the nation's most recent wars will show:
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{{Infobox Nation |
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flag=http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/steel_and_fire.jpg |
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region=[[Athar]] |
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motto=When in doubt, kill it! |
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map=[Map URL], or No Map Available |
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language=Standard |
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capital=[[Arcadia_(Steel_and_Fire)|Arcadia]] |
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population=over 6 billion |
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currency=Large Rock |
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leader=The Triumvirate
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}}
  
April 18, 2005: Steel and Fire declares war on [[Dreet]] because "Dreet" is "Teerd" backwards.
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The Republic of Steel and Fire is a massive, economically powerful nation located in the northeastern reaches of the North American continent. It consists of one major landmass and over a hundred islands, of which the most prominent are Southwest, Kitchener, Avalon, and Alyrion Islands; it also holds the Black Island (about 450 km south of Steel and Fire Proper), Pacifica (an island in the far northwest of the North American continent), and Parnassus (a small landmass and island chain in southern Africa).
  
April 19, 2005: Steel and Fire wins.
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== History ==
  
April 20, 2005: Steel and Fire declares war on [[Pompidoo]] because it doesn't like the name of Pompidoo's capital city.
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Steel and Fire was founded untold (well, 5) centuries ago, back when the musket was still considered revolutionary technology. Led by the enigmatic and eccentric Prince-General [[George Arthur Dennis Peter John William Henry Satterthwaite Francis John James John de Gouvernier]], a small group of colonists from a largely unknown island off the British Coast landed near what is today Avalon, eventually proceeding inland to found Arcadia at the mouth of the Arcadine Bay.
  
April 21, 2005: Steel and Fire wins.
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De Gouvernier was remarkable in that he and his colonists, rather than being exiled Puritans or other Protestants such as were settling farther south, were in fact Pastafarian. While until recently it was believed that Pastafarianism emerged in 2005, it turns out that it was actually around in the distant past, as reports of the "Flieing Spageti Monsterre" (as de Gouvernier put it) personally visiting his worshippers ascertain. de Gouvernier himself was allowed to travel to the beer volcano, as it seems he was unable to pen further journal entries for a full four days after the visit from the FSM.
  
April 23, 2005: After a prolonged absence from the international scene, Steel and Fire sends 1 quadrillion soldiers into another country for no reason at all.
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At any rate, de Gouvernier ruled -- if not wisely -- at least in a relatively violent manner, and was finally put to the guillotine on his own request in Arcadian year 814 (1572). For the next fifty years it appeared that Steel and Fire had no idea what it wanted to do: it was led by a few Emperors, a Queen, a Lord Protector, and a Commissar among others. In 867 Director Ruben Hergiz of the Department of Intelligence apparently grew sick and tired of the constant changes; he invited every influential personage in Steel and Fire to a top-secret meeting, stationed his guards at every entrance, and had every one of them killed. (The influential personages, not the guards.) Subsequently, he declared himself President. Since the Hergiz administration, a similar process has been used to select the next leader: whoever can kill off the old government in the most creative manner is allowed to ascend to the leadership. This is perhaps the world's most egalitarian system of choosing a leader; as virtually anyone may own any sort of weapon, even people of low social standing may become leaders of the nation (for as long as they can survive).
  
April 24, 2005: Steel and Fire wins.
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[To Be Continued! I think.]
  
April 25, 2005: 8 AM: Steel and Fire's economy level goes so high that NationStates crashes.
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== Geography ==
  
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== Government ==
  
10:00 AM: Steel and Fire declares war on [[Mauvasia]] because the people in Mauvasia have supper at 8 and the people in Steel and Fire have supper at 7.
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== People ==
  
10:06 AM: Steel and Fire wins.
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== Culture ==
  
12:13 PM: After lunch, the president of Steel and Fire declares war on every single nation on the first page of "The World" on NS.
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== Military ==
 
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2:45 PM: After a prolonged battle, Steel and Fire wins.
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3:00 PM: Steel and Fire retires for the day.
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As you can see, Steel and Fire is very militaristic; as it proclaims in its unofficial national motto, "Fighting for Liberty, Justice, and the occasional cookie (chocolate chip preferred)". Its capital is just a military base with 1 billion soldiers in it or something. Everyone in the country is in the military because if anyone isn't, he or she is executed.
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Latest revision as of 12:50, 14 August 2007

Steel and Fire
steel_and_fire.jpg
Flag of Steel and Fire
Motto: When in doubt, kill it!
[Map URL], or No Map Available
Region Athar
Capital Arcadia
Official Language(s) Standard
Leader The Triumvirate
Population over 6 billion
Currency Large Rock 
NS Sunset XML

The Republic of Steel and Fire is a massive, economically powerful nation located in the northeastern reaches of the North American continent. It consists of one major landmass and over a hundred islands, of which the most prominent are Southwest, Kitchener, Avalon, and Alyrion Islands; it also holds the Black Island (about 450 km south of Steel and Fire Proper), Pacifica (an island in the far northwest of the North American continent), and Parnassus (a small landmass and island chain in southern Africa).

History

Steel and Fire was founded untold (well, 5) centuries ago, back when the musket was still considered revolutionary technology. Led by the enigmatic and eccentric Prince-General George Arthur Dennis Peter John William Henry Satterthwaite Francis John James John de Gouvernier, a small group of colonists from a largely unknown island off the British Coast landed near what is today Avalon, eventually proceeding inland to found Arcadia at the mouth of the Arcadine Bay.

De Gouvernier was remarkable in that he and his colonists, rather than being exiled Puritans or other Protestants such as were settling farther south, were in fact Pastafarian. While until recently it was believed that Pastafarianism emerged in 2005, it turns out that it was actually around in the distant past, as reports of the "Flieing Spageti Monsterre" (as de Gouvernier put it) personally visiting his worshippers ascertain. de Gouvernier himself was allowed to travel to the beer volcano, as it seems he was unable to pen further journal entries for a full four days after the visit from the FSM.

At any rate, de Gouvernier ruled -- if not wisely -- at least in a relatively violent manner, and was finally put to the guillotine on his own request in Arcadian year 814 (1572). For the next fifty years it appeared that Steel and Fire had no idea what it wanted to do: it was led by a few Emperors, a Queen, a Lord Protector, and a Commissar among others. In 867 Director Ruben Hergiz of the Department of Intelligence apparently grew sick and tired of the constant changes; he invited every influential personage in Steel and Fire to a top-secret meeting, stationed his guards at every entrance, and had every one of them killed. (The influential personages, not the guards.) Subsequently, he declared himself President. Since the Hergiz administration, a similar process has been used to select the next leader: whoever can kill off the old government in the most creative manner is allowed to ascend to the leadership. This is perhaps the world's most egalitarian system of choosing a leader; as virtually anyone may own any sort of weapon, even people of low social standing may become leaders of the nation (for as long as they can survive).

[To Be Continued! I think.]

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Government

People

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Military