SukiZuki
The Fiefdom of SukiZuki was a short lived nation in The Spectrum. It occupied lands off the south west coast of Adoggo, to the east of Eggfree. The government fell to an unusually muted regional response. On the 27th of September 2007, Sherylannia accepted the ex-lands into its empire.
Development
The proceeding days were mired in controversy after the lands were destroyed by a ballistic strike from Dhatsun. See also: The SukiZuki War.
DNN News Report of Strike
We are bringing you CONFIRMED reports that the Omega cannon has accidentally misfired and completely obliterated the lands that once were SukiZuki. It is believed the original target was to do dental work on Kylie Minogue's f*cking massive teeth. We at DNN have been in contact with the leader of SukiZuki, Viceroy Soponski, who left this comment:
"Scott, you had my permission"
Who this Scott character is, is yet unknown. The Dhatsunese government is currently trying to identify this elusive character. However, many internet websites are claiming him to be an emminence grise within the Dhatsunese government.
There are believed to be few casualties, as the nation was mostly barren and abandoned. It is thought a few Sherylannian foremen may be dead. And hopefully a few Nintendians.
We now return you to your scheduled programming. We will bring you more news as it breaks. With a detailed look at the incident on the "Daily News at 10:33".
Sherylannian Response
The Sherylannian government made a swift response to the incident.
With this act of obvious terrorism, Sherylannia has now issued a formal decree of war upon Dhatsun for his mindless war-mongering.
You can brag about the size of your army all that you want. Sherylannia is now at war.
Spectral Response
Both Sabrateur and Calumnius dispatched Naval fleets to examine the territory soon after the impact. The Calumnian government raised its Threat Level scale indicator to 'red'. It also questioned the security of WMD use across The Spectrum. IN response, Dhatsun issued a press release from Uetsi Inc.:
Dhatsun cannot reveal the specifications of the Omega cannon due to security reasons, however the outer area of the landmass still remains, save the large crater in the centre.
And an investigation into the cause of the disatser has revealed that the cannon did not miss it's target of Kylie Minogue's teeth, instead that due to the sheer size, density and mass of thos big f*cking teeth, the beam bounced off the teeth and hit SukiZuki. So it was fairly unintentional. But we did have permission. Two birds...
The Dhatsunese government has taken in Kylie Minogue for questioning, however it is proving difficult to get her through doors. We have also taken in Liza Tarbuck, not because she has anything to do with it. We just want her off the streets.
The Feifdom of SukiZuki now lies among the lost. Though we should not mourn its loss. For it didn't do very much while it existed. Nontheless, the Dhatsunese government regrets any loss of life due to Miss Minogue. Except that one Nintendian fellow that was digging for gold. We hear he was a bit of a tit.
The Sabratese Navy's findings were published in the Coxon Report. This was proceeded by a statement from the Sabratese government:
After closer analysis of the report on the SukiZuki bombings, the Sabratese government has settled on a decision to withdraw allegiance as it deems its SATO obligations to be void. It accepts that the incident was an accident, however the involvement of Viceroy Soponski raises questions as to why someone would have permission to fall to an accident. Aside from the deaths of the workforce on the atoll, the government believes the destruction of the territory to be somewhat beneficial in its removal of disputed area.
Furthermore, it implores its Sherylannian counterpart to relinquish the war declaration on Dhatsun.
