Supa-Smurfland

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Supa-Smurfland
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Motto: "'All your smurf are belong to smurf!'"
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Region SSMB SONIKKU LAND
Capital Red Hat City
Official Language(s) Sminglish
Leader Gerkinman the Great
Population 7 million
Currency Cheese-Straw 
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Supa-Smurfland is a country inhabited by smurfs. Some hate humans and All are VERY Religious. For some weird reason, their currency is cheese-straws.

They speak Sminglish. which is English with the word "Smurf" used frequently as a substitute for other words. For instance: Keep Smurfing My little Smurfs! or Things a Smurfy Smurf would Smurf!

Their national animal is the Gnu. It manages to live in their inhospitable landscape. Smurfs hate change and are very conservative.

The smurf's religion is varied. Most smurfs follow Christianity which is mellowing their feelings for Humans. However some Smurfs follow the old religion and The Teachings of Papa Smurf(VII). Their Holy book is being sue by the Christians for plagiarism.

Their leader is The Great Gerkinman (or Gerkinman the Great depending on which you think sounds better). To stop them thinking he's a human, no Smurf has ever met him.

This has led to the beliefs that either he is a figurehead and never existed or that he is really a smurf that got too big-headed for his own good. They couldn't have been more wrong.