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==Geography== | ==Geography== | ||
| − | The Beatle is a small man-made archipelago of island in the south pacific. the main Island, called Lennon, is shaped like an electric Guitar. The capital of Liverpool is located in the concave arch, and is the main port. The highway that runs down the thin neck of Lennon and to Liverpool is known as Highway 909. The second Island is box-shaped, and has a thin curving peninsula coming out of the top, coming within 500 meters of Lennon. This Island is officially called "the Amp of Harrison", but is commonly referred to as Harrison. The second largest City, | + | The Beatle is a small man-made archipelago of island in the south pacific. the main Island, called Lennon, is shaped like an electric Guitar. The capital of Liverpool is located in the concave arch, and is the main port. The highway that runs down the thin neck of Lennon and to Liverpool is known as Highway 909. The second Island is box-shaped, and has a thin curving peninsula coming out of the top, coming within 500 meters of Lennon. This Island is officially called "the Amp of Harrison", but is commonly referred to as Harrison. The second largest City, London, is located in the exact center of Harrison. The large highway that bisects Harrison is referred to as Abbey Road. |
==History== | ==History== | ||
Revision as of 18:52, 22 November 2005
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| Flag of The Beatle | |
| Motto: "Picture Yourself in a Boat on a River." | |
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| Region | Conservitopia |
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| Capital | Liverpool |
| Official Language(s) | English, Guitarrish |
| Leader | Ringo Starr |
| Population | ~112 million |
| Currency | Ringo |
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Geography
The Beatle is a small man-made archipelago of island in the south pacific. the main Island, called Lennon, is shaped like an electric Guitar. The capital of Liverpool is located in the concave arch, and is the main port. The highway that runs down the thin neck of Lennon and to Liverpool is known as Highway 909. The second Island is box-shaped, and has a thin curving peninsula coming out of the top, coming within 500 meters of Lennon. This Island is officially called "the Amp of Harrison", but is commonly referred to as Harrison. The second largest City, London, is located in the exact center of Harrison. The large highway that bisects Harrison is referred to as Abbey Road.
History
After becoming hugely sucessful in the late 1960's, the rock Group the Beatles decided to buy an Island. The Fab four bought a small Island in the South Pacific, near present-day Conservitopia, which they named 'Revolver' Each Beatle owned a fourth of the Island, and the Island was mostly rolling plains, with a lush forest in the fourth owned by Paul McCartney. This forest would be the cause of the Beatle's breakup. Within the forest lived the peaceful Electric Guitars. Paul was walking through his dense forest, when he discovered the existence of wild Electric Guitars, once thought to be man-made, and always domesticated.
This theory was disproved with later wild guitar shows, mostly performed by Metallica and other metal bands.
Paul decided that this was quite remarkable, so he showed the wild electric guitars to his fellow band members. The wild guitars were intrigued when they met John Lennon. they saw the way he played the Guitar, and as he wasn't a spectacular guitar player, they were not appalled. However, when the guitars met George Harrison, they went berserk. Many scientific theories have been made to explain this phenomenon, but the widest accepted theory is that the wild guitars thought that George was abusing his Guitar, and they revolted.
The four Beatles fled the Island in fear of their life after a bloody attack by the Guitars. The Guitars attacked George's home, in an attempt to free his guitars. They were unsuccessful, and of the 300 attackers, only 10 survived. This bloody assault on the part of the Guitars is the reason that the Government of the Beatle will not allow anyone near the forests where wild Guitars reside. In the 1980's there were some cases of smuggling, which is where Metallica, and many other metal bands bought their wild electric guitars
After the break-up of the Beatles, Ringo Starr bought Paul's fourth of the Island. In 1981, after John Lennon's murder, Julian Lennon gave Ringo John's fourth of the Island. Ringo and George Harrison decided to start a country, so they expanded the Island into almost all of what the present day "Amp of Harrison" is.
Ringo and George ruled the small country in relative peace, until "the Principality of the Beach Boys" attacked. The Principality of the Beach Boys was where the center of modern-day Lennon is. After a the "Thirty Singles War", where over thirty number-one hit singles were lost forever, the small country was defeated and annexed into the "Ringo-Harrison Sultanate."
From 1985 to 1990, the Ringo-Harrison Sultanate expanded it's borders to all of present-day Lennon. The capital City of Liverpool was founded in 1986, and was the base of all government operation by 1987.
In 2001, when George Harrison died, Ringo renamed the Country to "The Beatle." He also changed the name of the original Island from 'Revolver' to 'Harrison,' in memory of his friend. He also had the small peninsula built, dubbing it 'Blue Jay Way'.
There are rumors that After Ringo's resignation from office, Julian Lennon will be appointed.
