The Dallas Clan

This is a term referring to an immigrant family from Ariddia which settled in Jeruselem. Natasha Dallas, the only daughter of Betty Dallas who lives in Ariddia, moved to Jeruselem hoping for a good job. Instead she got caught up in an illegal prostutition ring and spent her early years as a whore. When she finally escaped this trap, she had two daughters Debbie and Dazza Dallas. These two daughters and their kids are what people refer to as the Dallas Clan.

The Super-Gene Rumour

Under a secret government project "The New Human", brothels were picked for genetic drug testing under the guise of goverment health care. Natasha Dallas was one of these girls but in a mixup she was given the wrong drug. The drug provided sterilised it's recipient, so they could not breed a new generation for safety purposes. Natasha Dallas was given one which did not and produced her two genetically modified daughters. Luckily for Natasha - the girls had raised IQs, were physically stronger and seemed to age a lot slower.

One bad side effect of gene therapy was the two girls became nyphomaniacs. An explanation for this - is a failed attempt to activate a sterilisation gene but it turned on the wrong genes turning the two girls into super-whores.

The Original Dallas Girls

• Debbie Dallas - the older sister. 12 kids in total. Businesswoman. Former World Cup player and coach as well as former Womens's World Cup player and coach. Married
• Dazza Dallas - the younger sister. 3 kids in total. Businesswoman. Former World Cup player and coach as well as former Womens's World Cup player and coach. Married

People have described these women as a production line or factory for female football players. They just keep on pumping out girls!

Sons and Daughters from Debbie Dallas

Deceased

• Major Rashina Dallas - 1st child and 1st daughter. Football player and Jeruselem army officer. Married to Rocky Pointy Stick.

Current

• Hikfie Dallas - 4th child and 3rd daughter. Football player and JGN weather girl. Single
• Doctor Sally Dallas - 6th child and 4th daughter, one of Jeruselem's best football doctors and very attractive one too. Single
• Fiskin Dallas - 9th child and 6th daughter, Under 21 football player. Single

(Only children of any importance are listed)

Sons and Daughters from Dazza Dallas

• Michael Dallas - 1st child and 1st son. Musician in a band called the Kinky Kitties. Married to Dana Miskov.
• Kate Dallas - 2nd child and 1st daughter. Princess and football player. Married to Crown Prince Richard.
• Jacinta Dallas - 3rd child and 2nd daughter. Budding cyclist. Single