The First Cool Guy of Sherylannia

Early Life

David Oneill was born on the 12th of January, 1967 in a hospital in Ling Wong, Sherylannia. He married Judith Arellano, an up and coming movie star in 1994, and she gave birth to twins, Bruce and Angeles in 1996.

Political Career

After the war, Oneill became a political activist, joining the Frickin' Awesome Cool Guys party, quickly rising through it ranks, and becoming its candidate for election. On the 17th of January, 2002, Oneill narrowly beat his opponent, and became the first Cool Guy of Sherylannia.

Edirothi War

Oneill took a backwards seat in his presidency, leaving most affairs to his vice cool guy, William Schanz. Schanz sold supplies and materials to Ediroth, as a means to instigate a war between them and the rest of The Spectrum. His exact reasoning is still not yet known, as he was fired, and exiled, on the spot. Oneill was forced to act, and formed an alliance with the nations of Oldham Road and White-Rose, also known as the Good Guys, in order to get his supplies back into his own country. He helped Oldham Road to absorb Ediroth into his own lands, which in turn sparked off a war between the Good Guys and I Know Better Than You and Calumnius.

Assassination

On the 21st of January 2007, during the war, in a routine press conference, Oneill was shot by Walter Boehm twice, fatally. In February 2007, his funeral was conducted. He left behind his wife and his two children.