The Kazoo Peoples at the First Winter Olympics

The Kazoo Peoples signed up for the First Winter Olympics.

Medals

	G	S	B	Total
The Kazoo Peoples (KZO/TKP)	0	0	0	0

BIATHLON - 12 individual, 2 team, 20 athletes

7.5KM SPRINT WOMEN

1. Harriett Paetzold

10KM SPRINT MEN

1. John McNally
2. Abraham Irby
3. Mort Lara
4. Carlton Bradford

12.5KM MASS WOMEN

1. Earlene Duffer

15KM MASS MEN

1. Sean Gurley
2. Peter Alexander
3. Ettore Lau

15KM INDIVIDUAL WOMEN

1. Kathrine Salamanca

20KM INDIVIDUAL MEN

1. Max Winkler
2. Ken Shea

4×6KM RELAY WOMEN

1. Shootin' Skiin' Sisters
   1. Alana Candler
   2. Lakisha Candler
   3. Milagros Candler
   4. Ashlee Candler

4×7.5KM RELAY MEN

1. The X Factor Biathalon Relay Team
   1. Lonnie Seawood
   2. Neil Chesnut
   3. Darren Focht
   4. Darren Norden
      • Fourth place, 1:25:38.1

CURLING - 0 individual, 2 team, 8 athletes, 2 alternates

MEN

1. Iced Ts
   1. Jessie Thomas
   2. Lonnie Thivierge
   3. Javier Trabert
   4. Christian Tillson
      1. Alternate: Max Tisher

WOMEN

1. Kazoo Kick-Ass Curling Team
   1. Alejandra Eatman
   2. Sharron Hudock
   3. Malinda Mundo
   4. Allie Stonesifer
      1. Alternate: Roslyn Bobadilla

ICE HOCKEY - 0 individual, 2 team, 52 athletes

MEN

Team	W	D	L	OTL	GF	GA	GD	Pct
The Kazoo Peoples	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.000
Spruitland	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.000
Jonquiere-Tadoussac	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.000
Domnonia	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.000

1. Kazoos on Ice
   1. Fernando Damelio
   2. Neil Ebright
   3. Allan Hitchings
   4. Neil Harada
   5. Allan Touchstone
   6. Cody Harrill
   7. Lance Odem
   8. Christian Briese
   9. Mathew Farless
   10. Ted Saling
   11. Jessie Behnke
   12. Neil Rosner
   13. Allan Clauson
   14. Erik Masser
   15. Jamie Woodie
   16. Fernando Privette
   17. Neil Ogg
   18. Christian Bredeson
   19. Erik Span
   20. Erik Honahni
   21. Guy Kerekes
   22. Nate Rivera
   23. Karl Gustafson
   24. Dwayne Guzmán
   25. William Jenkins
   26. Teddy Valentin

WOMEN

1. Lady Kazoos
   1. Marcie Uren
   2. Cappiello
   3. Santelli
   4. Louisa Parisien
   5. Jerri Debow
   6. Kenya Rutigliano
   7. Serena Helper
   8. Elnora Mayhall
   9. Malinda Mattioli
   10. Tia Marcin
   11. Chandra Korus
   12. Esmeralda Huether
   13. Nannie Durgan
   14. Sharron Summerford
   15. Rosalinda Banning
   16. Lilia Osby
   17. Karina Lemen
   18. Clare Ebright
   19. Allie Souders
   20. Tabatha Hoar
   21. Selena Mullenix
   22. Odessa Mossey
   23. Roslyn Gushiken
   24. Ericka Lanford
   25. Elnora Bonet
   26. Earlene Wightman

SPEED SKATING - 16 individual, 2 team, 22 athletes

500M MEN

1. John Hedrick
2. Roger Stiles
3. Harry Yates
4. Fidel Seymour

500M WOMEN

1. Emilia Mayson

1KM MEN

1. Glen Ridley
2. Irving Johnson
3. Ronnie Levine

1KM WOMEN

1. Allie Cesario

1.5KM MEN

1. Joe Blanchard
2. Chris Carrillo

1.5KM WOMEN

1. Allie Woolum

3KM WOMEN

1. Lilia Hohn

5KM MEN

1. Abe Jackson
2. Donnie Bacon

10KM MEN

1. Gilbert Humphreys

TEAM PURSUIT MEN

1. Policemen In Pursuit
   1. Erik Tebo
   2. Jessie Corzine
   3. Tyrone Kintner

TEAM PURSUIT WOMEN

1. In Pursuit of a Gold
   1. Jami Pillot
   2. Melisa Kraushaar
   3. Avis Kinter

SHORT TRACK - 12 individual, 2 team, 20 athletes

500M MEN

1. Daniel Adair
2. Elmer Raymond
3. Norman Vokac
4. Itza Siachogue

500M WOMEN

1. Alana Metro

1KM MEN

1. Lloyd Stout
   • Qualification: 1:29.835, Heat 8, fourth
2. Rubén Boone
   • Qualification: 1:31.558, Heat 7, fourth
3. Byron Goodwin
   • Qualification: 1:29.160, Heat 6, first
   • Semifinals: 1:30.417, Heat 3, third

1KM WOMEN

1. Noreen Kulick

1.5KM MEN

1. Jordi Swan
2. Bruce Suitts

1.5KM WOMEN

1. Allie Moone
   • Qualification: Event did not take place, but all advanced to quarterfinal.
   • Quarterfinal:

3KM RELAY WOMEN

1. Inside Track Relay Team
   1. Malinda Genco
   2. Odessa Kita
   3. Pearlie Manus
   4. Lenore Lisenby

5KM RELAY MEN

1. The Long and Short of It Relay Team
   1. Mathew Sisto
   2. Lonnie Cifaldi
   3. Jamie Swindoll
   4. Caleb Quintero

CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING - 12 individual, 2 team, 18 athletes

30KM PURSUIT MEN

1. Darrell Johnson
2. Andy Mark
3. Scott Johnson

15KM CLASSICAL MEN

1. Adam Wells
2. Troy Moore
3. Hernando Adam

INDIVIDUAL SPRINT MEN

1. Tyler McCauley
2. Jacob Hwa
3. Bruce Hurtado

50KM FREESTYLE MEN

1. Vernon Luke
2. Josh Hensley
3. Major McCallister

TEAM SPRINT MEN

1. Snow Gliders
   1. Shaun Velazquez
   2. Max Grover

4×10KM RELAY MEN

1. O'er the River & Through the Woods
   1. Richard Randle
   2. Moshe Shea
   3. Jacob Bray
   4. Julius Crist

First Winter Olympics

Host city: Aeropag (Commerce Heights)

Other candidates: Bloco’yce City (Raging Penguins) | Marshalliston (Oliverry) | Ungava (Domnonia)

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