Titaniopia

In Brief

    Titania, Queen of the Fairies, 

first appears in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. She has since divorced King Oberon (who is now living in a cabin on the beach with his "cabana boy"), thrown off the maudlin contsraints of sexual orientaion and gender identity, and moved her realm to the region of Gay. Her queendom is naturally populated by fairies whom she requires to go naked. She disdains first person pronouns and instead refers to herself in the third person. She embraces femmenine prounouns, even though she has thrown off gender identity, out of nostalgia.

Calendar

    Titaniopía uses a calendar which begins on the summer solstice,
Queen Titania's birthday.  All days that fall between that day and
the next full moon are The Feast of the Birth of Titania.  The 

first day of the first month is that day on which, after sunset, the full moon will appear, after The Feast of the Birth of Titania. The first day of each following month will likewise be the day of the full moon. Consequently, the last month of the year will be short. Most of its days fall after the solstice, and are therefore part of the next year.

    The week contains seven days.  The forth day is called Humpday
and is a day of holiday, celebrated with streamers and sex.

National Anthem Ode to Titaniopía sung to the tune The Ash Grove

Titania is o'er us, her face ever before us The Queen of the Fairies abundantly fair. Her bosom is heaving. Its firmness is cleaving. The blossom of the mayflow'r is stuck in her hair. When the Solstice is dawning her birthday is yawning O'er day after day of a feast without care. Forever ordain it. No need to explain it. Her reign everlasting with style and flair.

Titania be blesséd. Her thighs be carresséd. May happiness reign on our shimmering shore. As naked we wander o'er hills over yonder May sunshine beat down on our wings evermore. May the fairies who are prancing continue their dancing Around the great Titania we humbly adore. Through centuries flying, there is no denying Our life under Titania is never a bore.