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Hi! I'm Kaon, the player behind a few NS nations, none of which anyone has ever heard of since I abandoned my former main nation.

The rest of this page consists of a lot of information about me that I consistently fail to reveal, events that didn't happen, important things you shouldn't bother remembering, and the like. Proceed at your own risk! (insert demoniac laughter here)

What is a kaon?

Wikipedia:Kaons are Wikipedia:mesons present in four varieties: charged, neutral, long-lived, and short-lived; they are composed of a wikipedia:strange quark (or its antiparticle) and an up or down quark (or its antiparticle). You can read more about them on Wikipedia by following any one of the links provided. User:Kaon is a negatively charged kaon, or the antiparticle of the positively charged one; thus, it consists of a strange quark and an up antiquark, giving it a wikipedia:strangeness of -1. The kaon decays to a wikipedia:muon and a wikipedia:muon-neutrino after 1.24 x 10^-8 seconds.

Basic Information

  • Age: Not young enough to know everything, and not old enough to have forgotten it all.
  • Gender: That wasn't in the quantum numbers...
  • Place of Birth: Somewhere in the United States
  • Location: EST
  • Occupation: Generally unemployed
  • Height: ~177 cm
  • Weight: 65 kg
  • Religious Affiliation: Atheist
  • Political Affiliation: Classic Liberal
  • Hours of TV watched per day: 0 (don't own one)
  • Amount of space filled on Kaon's iPod: 16.5 GB of 20 GB
  • Processor speed: 1.67 GHz (I know, old computer)
  • RAM: 2 GB
  • Interests: While it may not be obvious on the surface, User:Kaon in reality has a strong interest in particle physics. User:Kaon also likes listening to, composing, recording, and mixing music; reading excessive amounts of books; learning new things (gasp!); and acting like a total idiot half the time. Those who know him/her/it can attest to this last.

Contact information

User:Kaon hangs out on IRC #nationstates, #nationstates_general and occasionally #draftroom and #nationstates2, mostly between Thursday and Sunday and the hours of 14:00 to 23:00 EST, under the nick of "Kaon". I know, totally creative and stuff.