Vassfforcia
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| Motto: "I lovded you piggy...I loveded you!" | |
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| Region | Monkey Island, 1337 3mpir3 |
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| Capital | FIX THIS |
| Official Language(s) | FIX THIS |
| Leader | FIX THIS |
| Population | Growing |
| Currency | The 1337 bill |
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Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Below Average
The 1337 Nation of Vassfforcia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.361 billion are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Book Publishing.
The tenet of free speech is held dear, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, 1337 Dolphins are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vassfforcia's national animal is the 1337 Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the 1337 bill.
