Voltaire Torture Day
Introduction
In recognition of traditionally frequent event in The Consumerist Oligarchy of F2B, Voltaire Torture Day is considered a national holiday by F2Bers.
Occurrence
In the style of the social laissez-faire approach of F2B government, Voltaire Torture Day has never been officially proclaimed, and there is much confusion about its frequency and the date on which it is celebrated.
Some F2Bers consider it an annual event and participate in traditions very similar to those of major annual holidays in other countries. Families gather, small gifts are exchanged, special meals prepared and shared. In the spirit of the holiday, the mocking or taunting of Voltaire is a valuable relationship-building exercise as well as a fun time for everyone, both young and old.
Other F2Bers celebrate Voltaire Torture Day about once a month, though usually with less preparation. However, it is almost like an addiction, and the frequency of Voltaire Torture Day readily accelerates in the lives of many people. Hence the popular motto, "every day is Voltaire Torture Day!" For a few with little else to occupy their time, Voltaire Torture Days overlap - a new Voltaire Torture Day beginning before the sun sets on the previous Voltaire Torture Day.
