Whoatever
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| Flag of Whoatever | |
| Motto: "You kill 'em, we grill 'em!" | |
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| Region | Whoatever |
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| Capital | Stockholm |
| Official Language(s) | (English),German, Norse, Finnish, Swedish |
| Leader | Haraldur hinn hárfagri |
| Population | 26 million |
| Currency | fvcking euro |
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The Jingoistic States of Whoatever is a large, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 26 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving.
Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, artists are jailed regularly and art-burning parties are common, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime is moderate. Whoatever's national animal is the three-headed monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the fvcking euro.
