Wild Blonde
The Wild Blondes are biologically altered human cyborgs that were created by Oceanic Evil Wombats for combat purposes. However, they broke free from their controllers and have infested the Jungles of Erdia where their autonomous factory is located. They are currently penned in the Jungle by Redheadian forces and are used for war by the army of A Crazy Wacko Redhead.
The wild blondes were created in an attempt to change ordinary humans into a perfect killing machine. The wild blondes were created by replacing many parts of the body with cybernetic replacements and by crafting the hands and feet into massive claws. The jaws were replaced with fangs, the knees were altered so they could run four-legged or bipedally, and the senses were enhanced beyond normal human ranges. They were subjected to countless drugs of both the physical and mental sort. These drugs were intended to give them the instincts necessary to kill and a mental outlook of animalistic hate. These changes transformed them into killing machines that were far stronger, faster, and tougher than any human being. Originally, the scientists used males for their experiments, however, the necessary mind altering effects proved too much for males, and the scientists were unable to effectively control them. After several guards were killed trying to control a male wild blonde, the scientists switched to females, who were easier to control. An unexpected side effect of these mental drugs was the removal of sexual characteristics other than facial features and hair from the creature it was used on. The creatures were created in an underground remote factory in middle of the Jungle of Erdia.
The wild blondes were originally set to have the code name of Caligula, however, during a conversation between two of the lead scientists, they were called the "wild blondes". This name was leaked to the populace along with other speculations about the creatures and the people were horrified at the thought of turning humans into killing machines and the name wild blondes stuck. In order to prevent more rumors from spreading about the existence of the wild blondes, the scientists supplied the factory with humans and materials by the millions and made it autonomous. The scientists counted on being able to control the blondes and if needed, defeat the blondes in battle with the security forces at the factory. This turned out to be a grave mistake.
The Breakout
It turned out that the female blondes were no different than the male blondes in terms of being controllable, they were just able to maintain the appearance of being controllable until the opportune moment. That opportune moment came in November of 2003. The blondes overwhelmed the defenses and the guards of the factory and broke out into the surrounding wilderness. The military promptly quarantined the entire Jungle of Erdia and built a wall around it until the government could decide what to do. However, the damage had been done. The populace of Wombats now had concrete proof that the government was corrupting humans and turning them into weapons and the populace became infuriated with the government. Red and his cult seized this advantage to promote his message of anti-technology, of a regression to the past, and gained much support. By 2004, Red, his cult, and his business financiers had revolted against the government in the Redheadian Revolution.
