Yugoslavya

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Yugoslavya
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Flag of Yugoslavya
Motto: A Federal Union with Latin Europa
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Region Federal Union of Yugoslavya
Capital Neo-Belgrade
Official Language(s) English, Serbian
Leader Stephen Valentine
Population 502,000,000
Currency The dinara 
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The Federal Union of Yugoslavya is a huge, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 502 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 100%. A robust private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Cheese Exports.

The government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the government pours millions of dinaras into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yugoslavya's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dinara.

For the longest time, Yugoslavya was in the Brotherhood of the Serbs, an all Serbian region, but due to the lack of the ability to speak Serbian and the fact that the leader, Mr. Valentine, was an African-American, he decided to make his own region. That way, he could dictate how things would be done. Therefore, he took the necessary steps. Meeting with Mr. Zimonijic of Latin Europa, they agreed to a Federal Union with Yugoslavya's colony Belgrada. They are now in the process of getting the region fully functional.