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'''The Ohso Infamous Straightjacket of Hampster Squared''' is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.863 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
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The Ohso Infamous Straightjacket of Hampster Squared is a large and friendly nation. It is, however, a strange place. Some attribute this to the fact that an infinite improbability drive was dumped offshore in Hampster Squared's oceans a few centuries back, but these claims have never been substantiated.
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Hampster Squared boasts a beautiful environment, mainly due to the fact that the inhabitants are aware and responsible for its welfare. Urban and inner city areas are all green and covered in dense, lush vegetation with an exotic selection of flora and fauna. Part of the reason for this, and also the reason why all towns, cities and other areas of habitation are far inland is that all the seas off Hampster Squared are made of mercury. Whether this is due to the improbability drive or not is in hot dispute amongst leading scientists and diviners, but whatever the source, the mercury tide rises several miles each day due to the heat of the sun during the day. Once thought to be totally uninhabitable, new life forms that have adapted to these harsh environmental conditions are being found daily.
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The national animal of Hampster Squared is the axolotl. The Hampster Squared itself is a rare hybrid of hamster and axolotl. The reason for the name of the region is unknown, but it is now widely accepted that there was an ancient and fantastically technologically advanced civilisation that existed before our records go back. The Hampster Squared was a result of gene splicing experiments, and stood for all that that society had achieved. That society is no more, but their creations and name remain.
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When visiting Hampster Squared, you may wish to imagine it as an overgrown artists colony. Cities are structured around the large rooted trees, different sections of the city being amongst different strata is the foliage. Bussiness and industry (as it exists) takes place at ground level, which is where most natural resources are. All other work takes places up and down the trunks. Living and leisure are all in the canopies. Sparsely populated areas are linked by treetop walkways, but the densely populated inner cities are linked by event horizons.
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Revision as of 18:44, 28 September 2005

Hampster Squared
hampster_squared.jpg
Flag of Hampster Squared
Motto: Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today
No Map Available Yet
Region Mushroom Wonderland
Capital Royston Vasey
Official Language(s) English
Leader Hampster
Population 4.863 billion
Currency human soul 
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The Ohso Infamous Straightjacket of Hampster Squared is a large and friendly nation. It is, however, a strange place. Some attribute this to the fact that an infinite improbability drive was dumped offshore in Hampster Squared's oceans a few centuries back, but these claims have never been substantiated.

Hampster Squared boasts a beautiful environment, mainly due to the fact that the inhabitants are aware and responsible for its welfare. Urban and inner city areas are all green and covered in dense, lush vegetation with an exotic selection of flora and fauna. Part of the reason for this, and also the reason why all towns, cities and other areas of habitation are far inland is that all the seas off Hampster Squared are made of mercury. Whether this is due to the improbability drive or not is in hot dispute amongst leading scientists and diviners, but whatever the source, the mercury tide rises several miles each day due to the heat of the sun during the day. Once thought to be totally uninhabitable, new life forms that have adapted to these harsh environmental conditions are being found daily.

The national animal of Hampster Squared is the axolotl. The Hampster Squared itself is a rare hybrid of hamster and axolotl. The reason for the name of the region is unknown, but it is now widely accepted that there was an ancient and fantastically technologically advanced civilisation that existed before our records go back. The Hampster Squared was a result of gene splicing experiments, and stood for all that that society had achieved. That society is no more, but their creations and name remain.

When visiting Hampster Squared, you may wish to imagine it as an overgrown artists colony. Cities are structured around the large rooted trees, different sections of the city being amongst different strata is the foliage. Bussiness and industry (as it exists) takes place at ground level, which is where most natural resources are. All other work takes places up and down the trunks. Living and leisure are all in the canopies. Sparsely populated areas are linked by treetop walkways, but the densely populated inner cities are linked by event horizons.

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