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region=[[Soviet Republics]] | | region=[[Soviet Republics]] | | ||
motto=Your Pancakes Are Your Neighbour's Pancakes | | motto=Your Pancakes Are Your Neighbour's Pancakes | | ||
| − | map=Map | + | map=[http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/Mjau/78c82385.png Link to Official Map]| |
language=Latvian (official), Slampian (official), the Pavaars minority speaks French | | language=Latvian (official), Slampian (official), the Pavaars minority speaks French | | ||
capital=Panna | | capital=Panna | | ||
| − | population= | + | population=230,004,956 (July 2005) | |
| − | currency= | + | currency=Red Crown (this common currency for the Soviet Republics replaced the Slampa as a currency) | |
leader=The Master Chef of the Holy Republic of Slampaslomsveids | leader=The Master Chef of the Holy Republic of Slampaslomsveids | ||
}} | }} | ||
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== Geography == | == Geography == | ||
| − | + | '''Location:''' Eastern Europe, North of [[Moratalaz]], West of [[Mrazoletska]] South of [[Way North]]<br> | |
| − | '''Location:''' Eastern Europe, North of [[Moratalaz]], South of [[Way North]]<br> | + | |
'''Map references:''' Europe<br> | '''Map references:''' Europe<br> | ||
| − | '''Area:''' total: | + | '''Area:''' total: 1,088,572 sq km <br> |
'''Highest point:''' Augsta Slampassmaile 1478 m<br> | '''Highest point:''' Augsta Slampassmaile 1478 m<br> | ||
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== People == | == People == | ||
| − | + | '''Population:''' 230,004,956 (July 2005)<br> | |
| − | '''Population:''' | + | |
'''Age structure:'''<br> | '''Age structure:'''<br> | ||
*0-14 years: 22.5% <br> | *0-14 years: 22.5% <br> | ||
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*adjective: Slampaslomsveidic<br> | *adjective: Slampaslomsveidic<br> | ||
'''Ethnic groups:''' Slampaslomsveidic, Pavaars (2,5%),- all immigrants are welcome, as long as they like pancakes<br> | '''Ethnic groups:''' Slampaslomsveidic, Pavaars (2,5%),- all immigrants are welcome, as long as they like pancakes<br> | ||
| − | '''Religions:''' Slampi (100%; | + | '''Religions:''' Slampi (100%;) (2005)<br> |
'''Literacy:''' (definition: age 15 and over can read and write)<br> | '''Literacy:''' (definition: age 15 and over can read and write)<br> | ||
*male: 100%<br> | *male: 100%<br> | ||
*female: 100%<br> | *female: 100%<br> | ||
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== Government == | == Government == | ||
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*local short form: Slampaslomsveids, Slampasloms<br> | *local short form: Slampaslomsveids, Slampasloms<br> | ||
'''Government type:''' Democratic Cuisine (virtuve) <br> | '''Government type:''' Democratic Cuisine (virtuve) <br> | ||
| − | '''Administrative divisions:''' | + | '''Administrative divisions:''' 8 counties (rajons) which each minister supervises (Augļi un Ogas, Bekons, Cukurs, Ievārījums, Krējums, Saldējums, Sīrups un Īriss, Šokolāte) and a lake with an island which is controlled by the Master Chef <br> |
'''Legal system:''' based on civil law system<br> | '''Legal system:''' based on civil law system<br> | ||
'''Suffrage:''' 18 years of age; universal <br> | '''Suffrage:''' 18 years of age; universal <br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
| − | '''Ministers:''' | + | '''Ministers:'''<br> |
| + | (The names in parenthesis is the county each one supervises) <br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
'''THE MASTER CHEF''' – "Unknown Identity" <br> | '''THE MASTER CHEF''' – "Unknown Identity" <br> | ||
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'''The Executive Chef''' – Īriss Ņau – Ms Iris Njau <br> | '''The Executive Chef''' – Īriss Ņau – Ms Iris Njau <br> | ||
Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Affairs and Development <br> | Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Affairs and Development <br> | ||
| + | (Sīrups un Īriss)<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
'''Chef de Cuisines''' – Gunārs Legovīrs – Mr Gunaars Legoviirs <br> | '''Chef de Cuisines''' – Gunārs Legovīrs – Mr Gunaars Legoviirs <br> | ||
Minister of Energy, Agriculture and Foods Minister <br> | Minister of Energy, Agriculture and Foods Minister <br> | ||
| + | (Saldējums)<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
| − | '''Pastry | + | '''Pastry Chef''' – Þorgeir Ólafsson – Mr Thorgeir Olafsson <br> |
Minister of Finance, Trade, Industry and Labour <br> | Minister of Finance, Trade, Industry and Labour <br> | ||
| + | (Cukurs)<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
'''Garde Manger''' – Safi Barafu Baisikeli – Ms Safi B. Baisikeli<br> | '''Garde Manger''' – Safi Barafu Baisikeli – Ms Safi B. Baisikeli<br> | ||
| − | Minister of Environment and | + | Minister of Animals, Environment and Transport <br> |
| + | (Šokolāte)<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
| − | '''Sous | + | '''Sous Chef''' – Ivans Pomidorovs – Mr Ivans Pomidorovs <br> |
| − | Minister of | + | Minister of Information, Research, Education, Languages and other affairs<br> |
| + | (Bekons)<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
| − | '''Chef de Partie''' – Олга Свобода – Ms Olga | + | '''Chef de Partie''' – Олга Свобода – Ms Olga Svaboda<br> |
Minister of Local Government & Regional Development Minister, Immigration and Justice<br> | Minister of Local Government & Regional Development Minister, Immigration and Justice<br> | ||
| + | (Ievārījums)<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
'''Chef De Froid''' – Renars J. Vētra – Mr Renars J. Veetra<br> | '''Chef De Froid''' – Renars J. Vētra – Mr Renars J. Veetra<br> | ||
Minister of Culture, Celebrations and Weather<br> | Minister of Culture, Celebrations and Weather<br> | ||
| + | (Krējums)<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Personal Chef''' – Margarita – Ms Margarita <br> |
| − | Minister of Health | + | Minister of Health, Social and Child & Family Affairs<br> |
| + | (Augļi un Ogas)<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
| − | Independence Day, the National Holiday, or the day the Constitution was signed, are yet to come since the People of Slampaslomsveids have their own calendar which hasn't been calculated to match the others in the Soviet Republics. <br> | + | Independence Day, the National Holiday, or the day the Constitution was signed, are yet to come since the People of Slampaslomsveids have their own calendar which hasn't been calculated to match the others in the Soviet Republics. But it is believed that August 4th and 5th are significant dates for this great country. <br> |
Latest revision as of 10:58, 29 September 2005
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| Flag of Slampaslomsveids | |
| Motto: Your Pancakes Are Your Neighbour's Pancakes | |
| Link to Official Map | |
| Region | Soviet Republics |
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| Capital | Panna |
| Official Language(s) | Latvian (official), Slampian (official), the Pavaars minority speaks French |
| Leader | The Master Chef of the Holy Republic of Slampaslomsveids |
| Population | 230,004,956 (July 2005) |
| Currency | Red Crown (this common currency for the Soviet Republics replaced the Slampa as a currency) |
| NS Sunset XML | |
Geography
Location: Eastern Europe, North of Moratalaz, West of Mrazoletska South of Way North
Map references: Europe
Area: total: 1,088,572 sq km
Highest point: Augsta Slampassmaile 1478 m
People
Population: 230,004,956 (July 2005)
Age structure:
- 0-14 years: 22.5%
- 15-64 years: 67.7%
- 65 years and over: 9.8%
Life expectancy at birth:
- male: 72.43 years
- female: 78,59 years
Total fertility rate: 2,34 children born/woman (2005 est.)
HIV/AIDS:
- people living with HIV/AIDS: 10,000 (2001 est.)
- deaths: 300 (2003 est.)
Nationality:
- noun: Slampaslomsveidian(s)
- adjective: Slampaslomsveidic
Ethnic groups: Slampaslomsveidic, Pavaars (2,5%),- all immigrants are welcome, as long as they like pancakes
Religions: Slampi (100%;) (2005)
Literacy: (definition: age 15 and over can read and write)
- male: 100%
- female: 100%
Government
Country name:
- conventional long form: The Holy Republic Of Slampaslomsveids
- conventional short form: Slampaslomsveids
- local long form: Slampaslomsveida Svētā Republika
- local short form: Slampaslomsveids, Slampasloms
Government type: Democratic Cuisine (virtuve)
Administrative divisions: 8 counties (rajons) which each minister supervises (Augļi un Ogas, Bekons, Cukurs, Ievārījums, Krējums, Saldējums, Sīrups un Īriss, Šokolāte) and a lake with an island which is controlled by the Master Chef
Legal system: based on civil law system
Suffrage: 18 years of age; universal
Ministers:
(The names in parenthesis is the county each one supervises)
THE MASTER CHEF – "Unknown Identity"
"The Master Chef of the Holy Republic of Slampaslomsveids"
Controls everything from a secret island. It is believed that only the Executive Chef knows the true identity of her master
The Executive Chef – Īriss Ņau – Ms Iris Njau
Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Affairs and Development
(Sīrups un Īriss)
Chef de Cuisines – Gunārs Legovīrs – Mr Gunaars Legoviirs
Minister of Energy, Agriculture and Foods Minister
(Saldējums)
Pastry Chef – Þorgeir Ólafsson – Mr Thorgeir Olafsson
Minister of Finance, Trade, Industry and Labour
(Cukurs)
Garde Manger – Safi Barafu Baisikeli – Ms Safi B. Baisikeli
Minister of Animals, Environment and Transport
(Šokolāte)
Sous Chef – Ivans Pomidorovs – Mr Ivans Pomidorovs
Minister of Information, Research, Education, Languages and other affairs
(Bekons)
Chef de Partie – Олга Свобода – Ms Olga Svaboda
Minister of Local Government & Regional Development Minister, Immigration and Justice
(Ievārījums)
Chef De Froid – Renars J. Vētra – Mr Renars J. Veetra
Minister of Culture, Celebrations and Weather
(Krējums)
Personal Chef – Margarita – Ms Margarita
Minister of Health, Social and Child & Family Affairs
(Augļi un Ogas)
Independence Day, the National Holiday, or the day the Constitution was signed, are yet to come since the People of Slampaslomsveids have their own calendar which hasn't been calculated to match the others in the Soviet Republics. But it is believed that August 4th and 5th are significant dates for this great country.
