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{{Infobox Nation | | {{Infobox Nation | | ||
| − | flag=http://www. | + | flag=http://www.jewishlayout.com/Glitter/Funny/images/superjew3.gif border=0></a> | |
| − | region= | + | region=Jewishism | |
| − | motto="For | + | motto="For Zionism" | |
| − | language=[[ | + | language=[[Hebrew]], [[English]] | |
| − | capital=[[ | + | capital=[[Jerusalem]] | |
| − | population= 4. | + | population= 4.2 Billion. | |
| − | currency=[[ | + | currency=[[All]] | |
| − | leader=Premier [[ | + | leader=Premier [[Jesus Christ]] | |
}} | }} | ||
| + | http://www.jewishlayout.com/adsource/cornerTag.gif | ||
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| + | http://www.jewishlayout.com/Glitter/Israeli_Patriotism/images/isi2.gif | ||
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| + | Jaredcohenia, also known as Hebrewland, is a vast nation stretching across the entire world, dominating both local and international politics. | ||
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| + | =History= | ||
| + | Formed following WW2, the nation appeared on land that beforehand did not exist, and was soon thereafter invaded by every single arab in the entire world (Led by a Parthian force). | ||
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| + | http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/ed/Jewbacca.jpg/200px-Jewbacca.jpg | ||
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| + | After winning with only 7 troops, the country became a crade of western civilization. | ||
| + | The nation is made led by a group of "SuperJews", a race of african jews that are referred to as "Jewbacca" | ||
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| + | The current leader of Jewland goes by the name of http://www.jewishlayout.com/Glitter/Jewish_Boys/images/kosherman3.gif . He was recently thrown down a well by Borat for leaving jewtown. | ||
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| + | =Culture= | ||
| + | The same as Israel | ||
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| + | A common greeting in Jaredcohenia consists of throwing ones arm on a fellow jew's shoulder, after which they attempt to kick each other to the ground, as illustrated in the image below. | ||
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| + | http://www.sichosinenglish.org/books/img/to-love-a-fellow-jew.jpg | ||
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| + | =Military= | ||
| + | Jaredcohenia spends 127% of its GDP on defence, utilizing the latest technologies. | ||
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| + | Jaredcohenia has also championed the developement of the pitchfork, a fearsome weapon used to pick apart [[Automagfreek|Freekish]] soldiers. | ||
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| + | http://www.jewishlayout.com/Images/Jewish_Holidays/Chanukah_Hanukkah_Chanukka/images/hanukkah42.jpg | ||
| + | <Fearsome pitchfork rawr | ||
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| + | =#6 Noses= | ||
| + | self explainable | ||
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| + | =Religion= | ||
| + | Jewishim is the primary religion. This is sometimes referred to as Judaism, but that is a terrorist plot. | ||
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| + | =Everything Else= | ||
| + | yep | ||
| + | http://www.jewishlayout.com/Glitter/Israeli_Patriotism/images/ilia.gif | ||
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Revision as of 00:23, 15 July 2007
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| Flag of Jaredcohenia | |
| Motto: "For Zionism" | |
| Region | Jewishism |
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| Capital | Jerusalem |
| Official Language(s) | Hebrew, English |
| Leader | Premier Jesus Christ |
| Population | 4.2 Billion. |
| Currency | All |
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Jaredcohenia, also known as Hebrewland, is a vast nation stretching across the entire world, dominating both local and international politics.
History
Formed following WW2, the nation appeared on land that beforehand did not exist, and was soon thereafter invaded by every single arab in the entire world (Led by a Parthian force).
After winning with only 7 troops, the country became a crade of western civilization. The nation is made led by a group of "SuperJews", a race of african jews that are referred to as "Jewbacca"
The current leader of Jewland goes by the name of 
. He was recently thrown down a well by Borat for leaving jewtown.
Culture
The same as Israel
A common greeting in Jaredcohenia consists of throwing ones arm on a fellow jew's shoulder, after which they attempt to kick each other to the ground, as illustrated in the image below.
Military
Jaredcohenia spends 127% of its GDP on defence, utilizing the latest technologies.
Jaredcohenia has also championed the developement of the pitchfork, a fearsome weapon used to pick apart Freekish soldiers.
<Fearsome pitchfork rawr
#6 Noses
self explainable
Religion
Jewishim is the primary religion. This is sometimes referred to as Judaism, but that is a terrorist plot.
Everything Else
yep
