Atomic Ninjas
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| Motto: "If You Ain't Atomic, Screw You" | |
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| Region | The Sexy LTSGFSMANR |
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| Capital | Neucleaticus |
| Official Language(s) | Japanese, Obic |
| Leader | Arch-Shishou Atomicus |
| Population | About 1 Billion |
| Currency | electron |
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The well-established Confederacy of Atomic Ninjas has had a brief, but nonetheless intriguing and epic history. From the division of the great former Empire of Industrus, to the more recent upheavals against issues such as compulsory voting and resource shortage, The Confederacy of Atomic Ninjas has overcome many obstacles. Having an eccentric popualtion with yet more eccentric ancestors, this is a country that has truly influenced the The Sexy LTSGFSMANR.
It has a beautiful, rolling landscape, from the Plains of the Taishifiku, filled with the nation animal, the Taishifiku Shrew, to the eastern mountaintop capital citadel of Nucleaticus atop the majestic dormant volcano of the same name, the nation is truly breathtaking.
Recent nuclear accidents in the bay of Respooblika have decimated much of the eastern pridelands, however, a quick and effective cleanup operation has been deployed.
History
Origins of the Aitzginornian Dynasty
Around 2500 P.W., the first written records of Atomic Ninjas were created, although some historians have come to believe that they were in fact created accidentally when a ninja was angered by a rock and tried to "kill it" with his spear, created a crude, misshapen scrawl. Oddly enough, the ninjas adopted this as their language, and it is now referred to across the nation as Obic. Although very little is know about the ninjas at this period in their development, we do know that the ninjas were nomadic for thousands of years until around 2000 P.W. when a powerful tribal leader named Aitzginorne emerged and united the tribes under his iron rule. His regime was important in shaping the culture of The Confederacy of Atomic Ninjas. Aitzginorne laid down the system of education, which primarily focused on military strategy, basic combat training, and stealth and guerilla tactics. He was also a firm supporter of the idea the The Confederacy was the center of the universe, and that it inhabitants were superior to any in all of creation. He proclaimed himself a god, and that he had the supreme authority over the people. He decreed that only his direct descendant could ever rule, and that only The Chosen among them would be deified to the position of complete power, which established a dynastic system that has survived until this day.
The Far-flung Attempted Uprising that EXacerbated a Presently Alarming Situation (F.A.U.X. P.A.S.)
Throughout the 2nd and 1st centuries P.W., the nation expanded its borders at will, and crushed all that dare oppose its might, although not as many attempted to oppose as the ninjas would have liked. During the onset of the 1st century P.W., the ninjas were in a severe aggressive slump. All of their invaded territories were surrendering without any resistance, the infrastructure was fine, all of the citizens were content. No fighting was necessary in any way. Needless to say, the strict rule of Aitzginorne had ended some time ago, and supreme power now rested with the current godhead, Aitzginorne XXI. He wasn't blind to the growing restlessness among his ninja subjects. They had a lust for blood, and it needed to be satisfied in short order. So, he set about spreading the seeds of revolt in a far off region of his country, in hopes of creating a "revolution" that could be put down by his eager armies.
To accomplish this, he set his sights on encouraging a growing cult in the east called the "Seedlings of the Plangent", a target he felt would create a revolution that would most satisfy the bloodlust of his hordes. Unfortunately, he supported the cult's priests a little to much, and they began to gain growing politcal power before they could be restrained. The Plangentine clerics renounced the authority of the monarch Aitzginorne XXI in favor of their leader, the Plangent, which Aitzginorne XXI took as a sign that enough was enough. The revolution needed to be swiftly quashed. And quash he did. 5 million of his most powerful troops snuck into the heavily fortified Plangentine region on a cold winter evening in 53 P.W. and slaughtered all in their way. Needless to say, the Seedlings of the Plangent and all of their sympathizers were utterly decimated by this sneak attack, which later came to be known as the
