Neo-Rus
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National motto: "Mother Russia lives on in our minds!" | |||||
Official languages | Russian | ||||
Leader | Premier-General Josef Stalin II | ||||
Capital | Red City, Red District | ||||
Largest city | Neo-Leningrad, Leningrad U.S.S. | ||||
Government | Absolute Monarchy | ||||
UN Status | N/A | ||||
Population | ~293 million as of 4/25/07 | ||||
GDP (nominal) - Total - Per capita |
401,328,532,611 Neo Rubles 1,369.72 Neo Rubles | ||||
GDP (PPP) - Total - Per capita |
$49,196,456,841.59 $167.91 | ||||
Establishment | April 4, 2007 | ||||
Constitution ratified | N/A | ||||
Major Religions | Socialism | ||||
Currency Value |
Neo Ruble = $ 0.3757 |
Contents
History
The United Socialist States of Neo-Rus is a grand experiment by the self proclaimed socialist god and Sovereign of all Eternia, Premier Vladamir Lenin II (FKA John Williamson of The Confederacy of the Liberal Men and Women) Vlad II founded Neo-Rus in an attempt to bring alive the ideals of the of the late Lenin, of which he had only read in the myths of the other world.
Recently, Neo-Rus was attacked by Liilte China (See: The War of Liilte Aggression) The nuclear attack that sparked the war killed both Vlad II, and his chosen successor, Leon Trotsky II, leaving Josef Stalin II in charge. Josef II won the war, and has since begun a projecct of rebuilding Neo-Moscow, to be renamed Trotsky, and the other cities damaged in the bombing raids of the war. In addition, Josef II constructed a new capital city, Red City, and new capitol building, Red Hall, in the middle of the Country, at the point known as the Red Corner, where all four socialist states meet.
Economy
The economy of Neo-Rus has proven troublesome. The government operates under complete communism. The only thing keeping its people from starving is their reliance on the social welfare system, which is itself being pushed to the limits. There is an astounding 24% unemployment rate, and government corruption is rampant, with the largest single piece of the government budget lining the pockets of the bloated government itself. Yet despite its difficulties, and the recent economic implosion, there is a powerful Uranium mining export industry.
Law Enforcement
Law enforcement is the second highest funded section of the government, receiving a full 21% of the national budget, which amounts to ~84 billion neo rubles (~$9 billion). However, thanks to the large funding, the shared ideals of the community, and policy of criminal deterrence, crime is almost nil.
The policy of criminal deterrence is one of cruel executions, including live burning, drowning, and starvation, and is used for everything more severe than littering. Torture is also used for the less serious crimes.
Military
The Red army is maned by volunteers; however a draft is in place should a war occur. All men over 13 years of age must be registered for the draft. The military budget is in ~92 billion Neo-Rubles.
- Red Army (RA)
- 350,000 reasonably well trained men, armed with CG-R1s
- 50,000,000 extra CG-R1 rifles for the draftees
- 1,000 T-55 Medium Tanks
- Under direct command of Premier-General Josef Stalin II
- 350,000 reasonably well trained men, armed with CG-R1s
- Red Air Command (RAC)
- 24 squadrons of 12 MiG-21s each (288 total, four wings)
- 6 squadrons of 12 MiG-23s each (72 total, one wing)
- 2 Tu-160 bombers
- 48 Tu-16N aerial tankers
Recent Decisions
Vlad II's first act was to create a law condemning democracy, and making it permanently illegal within the borders of Neo-Rus, which he sees as all of Eternia. He has yet to convince most of the other countries in Eternia of this definition of his borders.
A recent decision was handed done to increase the military budget, due to increasing pressure of Neo-Rus's two much more powerful neighbors, the oppressed People of Liilte China and the Principality of the Daes Dae-Mar.
Succession
Vlad II, fas learned one thing from the mistake of his idol, and has clearly chosen a successor. His successor, is his first son, Vice Premier Leon Trotsky II, as opposed to Leon's brother Josef Stalin II or sister Yoko Ono. This was very much a moot point when a nuke killed not only Vlad II, but also Leon II, leaving Josef in charge. Josef went with the army to retaliate, leaving Yoko as the de facto Premiere.
Josef II has chosen as his successor his infant son, Josef III.
Order of rulers
- Vlad II
- Josef II (Current)
- Josef III (Heir Apparent)
Anthem of the United Socialist States of Neo-Rus
Official lyrics
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Literal translation
1.
- The unbreakable union of free republics
- Joined forever the Great Russia
- Long live the created by the will of peoples
- United and mighty Soviet Union
- CHORUS:
- To Glory, free Fatherland
- The stronghold of the friendship of peoples
- Party of Lenin is the power of the people
- It leads us to the triumph of Communism
2.
- The Sun of freedom was shining through the storms
- And the great Lenin lighted us the way
- He raised peoples to the right cause
- He inspired us for labour and for acts of heroism
- CHORUS
3.
- In the victory of the immortal ideas of Communism
- We see the future of our country
- To the Red flag of our glorious Fatherland
- We shall always be selflessly loyal
- CHORUS