Aooogah
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| Flag of Aooogah | |
| Motto: DUMAS Reigns Supreme! | |
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| Region | Civfanatica |
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| Capital | Boink |
| Official Language(s) | English,Russian,Engrish |
| Leader | Premier Whupinkov |
| Population | 2.705 Billion |
| Currency | The marx |
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Contents
The History of Aooogah
The Beginning
Located in the deserts of Civfanatica, Aooogah was founded in 1968 AD by a group of settlers who went insane from heat exhaustion and started naming their cities after sounds that they either heard or made. When the settlers banded together to form their own nation there were quite a bit of congestion in Boink so they named the nation Aooogah after the car horns. Aooogah was then deemed a monarchy as most of the people were too insane for there to be anything remotely like an election.
The First Revolution
Grand Prince Snuffles IV introduced Aooogah to international politics with his open doors policy. He managed to turn what used to be an agricultural nation into an industrial powerhouse thanks to the abundance of iron and oil in the deserts of Civfanatica.
However the Grand Prince did have a dark side. His government was completely atheist and had no toleration for any religion whatsoever. Little did he know that on the corner of Meep Meep Street in Bing-Bung, a new religion had been created. Called the Way of Ad-adabib it was all centered around a fact that Norman Jones of the computer repair shop on the corner of Meep Meep had seen Tux the Linux Penguin in a vision telling him that he would lead the way to salvation and the end of oppression by the Grand Prince. The penguin dubbed Norman Ad-adabib and told not to relent in his Jihad until everyone in the world knew the Way. He quickly gained turned his coworkers into apostles and dubbed them Mohammed, Akmed, Sheik, Usama, and Mohammed “Bubba.” They spread their message and soon they had the armed forces on their side. Ad-adabib quickly launched an attack on the capital city of Boink. He reached the Palace of Princes and just when thought he would have his moment of glory, just when he would be able to kill the Grand Prince that had brought so much hatred, the Grand Prince, his family, the Brrring Forces, and his advisors take off in a zeppelin and fly away to Nova Roma where they remain to this day. Now Ad-adabib finally had control over Aooogah.
The rule of Ad-adabib marked a golden age in Aooogah’s history. Ad-adabib’s military was feared throughout the world and was known for its main battle tank, the Infidel Crusher hover tank with its four cannons mounted on a single turret, the possibility of it being armed with EMP rounds, and the ability to have SAMs known as Infidel Swatters attached on top. However, Ad-adabib suffered from aerophobia and ordered that there be no air force or space program for it would give one bad gas, the worst possible thing that can happen to anyone in the religion. The Information Technology industry boomed under Ad-adabib’s rule and new technologies came to be such as a particle cannon known as the Infidel Evaporator and ICBMs with MOAB warheads instead of nuclear warheads known as Infidel Fryers to be used instead of nuclear weapons which give whoever uses them bad gas according to Ad-adabib.
The Daikatana Incident
The Free Republic of Allanea had been experiencing terrorist attacks from one of their puppet nations, Daikatana. The rebels wanted to break away from Allanea and form their own nation. Ad-adabib saw this as an opportunity to spread the Way and began supporting the rebels by giving them Infidel Crushers. Allanea would have none of this and declared war on Aooogah. Aooogah did not have the firepower to invade Allanea and instead defended its own borders. The Allanean fleet decimated the Aooogan navy sinking it to the bottom of Boink Harbor. When all seemed lost, Aooogah’s ally pitched in by sending air and naval support and the battle quickly turned in favor of Aooogah. But Allanea would not go down without a fight. Even though their power grid had been hacked into by Aooogah rendering the entire nation of Allanea without power and silencing the communications network, Allanea launched ICBMs with nuclear payloads at Aooogah. The four missiles headed toward the capital were destroyed by Aooogah’s missile defense system but two of the missiles slipped passed and destroyed the cities of Whahaha and Bang, killing 10,000,000 innocent civilians. The people of Aooogah had enough of fundamentalism. A relatively small faction known as the D.U.M.A.S (Dense Urban Machinist’s Association of Socialists) quickly rose to power and invaded the capital. Allanea supported D.U.M.A.S and bombed Ad-adabib’s hidden bunker to oblivion thanks to the help of Mohammed “Bubba” Ed’Plode, one of Ad-adabib’s apostles.
Present Day
Today the People’s Republic of Aooogah is under the rule of the D.U.M.A.S. However the fact remains that the people of Aooogah are still irrational because of the heat and it is unclear how long D.U.M.A.S will be able to hold their ground in the tempest that is the political climate of Aooogah.
