Bjerhj war

The Bjerhj War, also called the Bjerhjinanikle War, was a full-scale war taking place in Charis. It began as a civil war in the nation of Bjerhjinanikle, but eventually several other nations joined in the conflict.

The Causes of the War

The republic of Jaukara, soon after joining Charis, decided that it could finally attempt to remove its enemy, the dictatorship known as Bjerhj, ruled by the outspoken Kevin Bjer. Jaukara began trying to amass an army, but immediately hit a snag: its army was much smaller than that of Bjerhj. So it decided to solicit help from other nations of Charis. Almost immediately, Somabalbah declared its assistance. Soon after that, Exploding Penguins decided to attack Somabalbah, claiming it had no right to meddle in Bjerhjinanikle's internal politics. Exploding Penguins sent its vice president, Alisha (aka Lishy, whose last name is completely unknown) to kill the vice president of Somabalbah, Lily Sabina Fairweather.

Conflict Begins

Deadly Vapors Enters the Fray

The emperor of Deadly Vapors decided to send some troops to help Jaukara, following suit of its long-time ally, Somabalbah. These troops were led by Edward Duke. Duke, without permission, dispatched the 10-year-old ninja Shiv to kill a Bjerhj commander. In response to Deadly Vapors' support of Jaukara, Exploding Penguins decided to actively begin providing military aid to Bjerhj.

The Regional Army is Dispatched

Darren Jacobs of Wzzt, the Regional Governer of Charis, dispatched 2500 soldiers of the Charis Regional Army to defend Jaukara, but they were under orders not to actually attack Bjerhj. These soldiers did not end up very important in the war itself, but the decision to send them was considered extremely controversial at the time.

Alstitua Joins the War

After the Koalate Empire invaded Alstitua's former capital of Theocrutia, which was then bombed, a meeting was held in Alstitua's capital, Drakudiam where John Heath, lord of Theocrutia, wanted money in return for the loss of his land. In the end, he was married to Erica Draku, Emperor Lucas Draku's sister, and got a few Empires as well.

Eventually, the Alstituan government, which John was now a part of due to his royal marriage, made the decision not to attack the Koalate Empire as it would most likely end in a war they could not win. Instead, they decided to use the army they had strengthened for that purpose to join the Bjerhj War. The main argument was which side to support. Alstitua had given money to Kevin Bjer in the past, but it was decided that Alstitua would support Jaukara in an attempt to gain favour in Charis. This angered George Draku, the Emperor's brother and Minister of Finance, who was an old friend of Bjer.

The Koalate Snipers

In order to protect peace, the Koalate Empire sent snipers to "remove" international assassins, specifically Shiv and Lishy. The snipers were dealt with easily, but they served as the Koalate Empire's declaration of sidelessness in the war. After the attacks, Shiv was assigned to kill off.

The Alstituan Resistance

With much of the Alstituan army off fighting in Bjerhjinanikle, the Resistance decided to make its move. Operation Perfection was put into effect, and Lisa Simone was dispatched to kill Emperor Lucas. Lisa Simone didn't want a democratic government like the Resistance did, and she was focused on taking over Alstitua for herself. Simone seduced Lucas and managed to get a date with him at the Jpidr pg Dvjpastd, a romantic restaurant.

Meanwhile, the Freedomists, a front for the Resistance that claimed to be a communist group, attacked the capital. At the same time, Lisa Simone kidnapped Lucas and began attempting to extract information about the Alstituan government. The Koalate Empire decided to send 40 ninjas to help the Alstituan government defend against the Freedomists. Unlike the last bunch, these forty would be pivotal in the war.

Shiv vs. Lishy

After tracking Lishy for several hours, Shiv finally challenged her. The two began to fight with katanas, but before the fight could begin in earnest, a man smashed through the window and attempted to kill Shiv. The man told Lishy he was the Raven, a superhero-type vigilante.

Suddenly, Shiv stood up again. The Raven managed to remove her left arm and she fell out of the window. However, a Deadly Vapors plane was able to stop her fall.

Bjerhj is Invaded

The First Invasion

Eventually, Jaukara sent a group of soldiers to break through the wall separating Bjerhj and Jaukara. However, when they got through the door, they were completely destroyed by Bjerhjian soldiers. This make the Jaukarans realize that they needed something beyond a conventional military strike to defeat Bjerhj.

The Super Soldier

The Jaukaran government invested 200 000 jaberhoigens on the purchase of a 2124X Spartan Super Soldier, Joe Skallette. He was almost completely indestructible.

When the Super Soldier was used to destroy the wall between Bjerhj and Jaukara, both sides suddenly realized exactly what this was that they were dealing with. The Jaukarans wished that they had bought more than one.

Agent 71

In response to Jaukara's super soldier, Bjerhj released its secret, Agent 71, who was the grandfather of Kevin Bjer. Agent 71 was essentially a super soldier himself, and would easily match Joe Skallette in combat.

The Second Invation

Joe Skallette invaded Bjerhj, along with the Alstituan, Somabalban, Jaukaran, and Deadly Vapors armies. Fighting for them, along with Skallette, were Samuel Xavier Marlett and Lily Sabina Fairweather of Somabalbah in exosuits. Aldous Krakenaour of Exploding Penguins met Sam and Lily in an exosuit of his own. Lishy war also present, though not in an exosuit. While Aldous fought with Sam, the Raven challenged Lily to combat.

Suddenly, a man who called himself Daniel Picardin, who was a telekinetic, arrived to fight with the Raven. He referred to the Raven as Blake Cosgrove (his real name), which caught him off guard.

Seperation in Alstitua

In Alstitua, after Lucas's death, George and John Draku bitterly fought over which of the two would take over the country, as the two supported different sides in the war. The two at first dueled with swords, but it was determined that country would be split in two sides, one ruled by each. George took over East Alstitua, John took over West. The two didn't declare outright war just then, but uneasiness would eventually lead to the Alstituan Civil War.

Shiv vs. Lishy, Part 2

In the battle, Shiv sought out Lishy and attacked her. Lishy immediately noticed two things: for one thing, Shiv was alive and for another, her lost arm had been replaced with an electronic one. No matter what Lishy did, Shiv just wouldn't die. Suddenly, Shiv turned into a powerful creature, wings on her arms. A demon. Lishy shot into her head and created a hole. Before it regenerated, Lishy planted a grenade, which exploded, finally killing Shiv.

The Final Front

The Battle of Bungledom

The jungle called Bungledom was the last Bjerhjian front. Jaukaran and Somabalbah troops entered the jungle, following Joe Skallette. The troops were able to eradicate most of the Bjerhj troops, who regrouped. At that point, East Alstituan troops arrived to back Bjerhj. These troops were able to keep Bjerhj in the war for longer than was imagined.

The Creation of Orlovdiam

In West Alstitua, Melissa Orlov, the younger sister of Adrian Ferdiam Orlov (the Minister of Finance), finished creation of the powerful military base/city Orlovdiam. This city's facilities would be key in the Alstituan Civil War.

The Execution of Lisa Simone

West Alstitua executed Lisa Simone for the murder of Emperor Lucas. Emperor John Draku preformed the execution himself, and rumours persist that she survived whatever happened.

The Creation of Zabatdiam

East Alstitua had the city of Zabatdiam created named after George Draku's changed name (George Zabat). The city was intended to rival Orlovdiam. It was much more powerful than Orlovdiam, and its first task was to destroy Orlovidam, Ferdiam, and Voyu pg Aogr, the three biggest cities in West Alstitua. However, this was never carried out for unknown reasons.

Joe Skallette vs. Fantoma

The events of the fight are unknown, but within a Bjerhjian castle, Joe Skallette, Fantoma, and Kevin Bjer were all destroyed. After the battle, Bjerhj surrendered the war.