Bloodpotato the Bloody

Bloodpotato the Bloody

Flag of Bloodpotato the Bloody
Motto: There Are No Executions, Only Exterminations
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Region	The Seventh Column
Capital	Neo Sodom and Neo Gamorrah
Official Language(s)	Spud,Sept
Leader	Some weird Spud
Population	Growing
Currency	twitch
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The Holy Empire of Bloodpotato the Bloody was founded long after the Seventh Column was already colonized on a nation known as The Republic of Peace and Serenity. The war lasted for about 8 minutes because The Republic of Peace and Serenity surrendered because they were pansys. Bloodpotato being the kind, merciful god he is decided to enslave the entire male and child population and make the women his wives...except for the ugly ones who he uses as fish food for his great white sharks and playthings for his giant anaconda. The Slaves have no citizenship and therefor aren't counted as part of the population so noone really knows the true population of The Holy Empire. The regular population are brainwashed right at birth and forced to buy things made in The Holy Empire so the economy never runs dry. The army is known as the Deathpotatos and they are revered for their boldness in combat and their pure badassness. Each soldier is armed with 2 automatic weapons (Smgs or Plasma Rifles), a flare gun, a sawed off shotgun, rocket launcher, or a sniper rifle depending on their training, and a chainsaw. Even more badass are the Deathpotato ninjas who guard Bloodpotato himself but nobody really knows anything about them because anyone who sees them are killed immediatly and eaten. All cars are nuclear powered and the rivers have long sense been polluted by radioactive waste. Diplomatically Bloodpotato's stance is unknown because he is ruthless and unpredictable, but most country idolize the country because they wish they could have an economy that is that good. more to be added once the nation decides to publicize a bit more.

NEW INFORMATION: The Holy Empire of Bloodpotato the Bloody declares The Theocracy of the Templar Legion to be enemies of the Empire. The Holy Empire's subjects see the population of the Templar Legion as inferior nonhuman animals and treat them so. all Legion Subjects that enter the Holy Empire of Bloodpotato the Bloody are flogged, relieved of any belongings, then fed to sharks and anacondas. There seems to be no hope for the Templar Legion.

The leader in all of his glory:

I pledge alliegence To Bloodpotato And his mighty state of hysteria and To till Lindhman A german Man one Nation under Blood invisible with sodomy and injustice for all