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| − | Daveanoyl Chloride has always prided itself on forwarding its view. It believes that Delegate powers should be respected rather than overuled. It takes the security of itself and [[The Spectrum]] in higher value than that of the rights of the individuals strongly opposing the Privacy act (though it strongly backs the admittion of identity to Delegate on entrance to The Spectrum). | + | Daveanoyl Chloride has always prided itself on forwarding its view. It believes that Delegate powers should be respected rather than overuled. It takes the security of itself and [[The Spectrum]] in higher value than that of the rights of the individuals strongly opposing the Privacy act (though it strongly backs the admittion of identity to Delegate on entrance to [[The Spectrum]]). |
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Revision as of 05:41, 13 March 2007
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| Flag of Daveanoyl Chloride | |
| Motto: The Nathan Petrelli of the group (definately) | |
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| Region | The Spectrum |
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| Capital | Floride |
| Official Language(s) | English, Japanese |
| Leader | "Father" |
| Population | 210 million |
| Currency | Brown-eye |
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The Holy Empire of Daveanoyl Chloride is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-working population have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daveanoyl Chloride's national animal is the patiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the brown-eye.
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History
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The Nation
Daveanoyl Chloride has diverse cultures situated all over its territories. Several oriental villages have arisen and there is little discrimination against other cultures, except a very strong uprising against the Smurf populice who constantly agrivated many of the people by not properly irrigating their mushroom houses. This led to the great purge, the only remnants of which are two stuffed Smurfettes in the Museum of Modern History at the capital. Sexism figures strongly into normal life as women are treated as superiors although the nations hidden "father" is male and only males may join the army. However this does not oppose the monogamous lifestyle of all its people as polygamous lifestyle is outlawed and is punishable by 'wiping that scruffy guy in the corners arse' which involves cleaning the posterior of a local hero Jimmy the Unclean using only the victims tongue. The nation strongly opposes intra-Spectrum wars unless done by a "Pretty Nation", of which there are few within the Spectrum.
Nation Views
- Homosexuality: Daveanoly Chloride believes strongly in the expression of its populices feelings, even to the extent of bluntness. Homosexuality and especially bi-sexuality are not frowned upon and, in the foreign quarter, even encouraged from time to time. 13% of women in Daveanoyl Chloride are lesbian and a further 26% are bisexual. A smaller number of 11% of males are homosexual and 5% being bisexual.
- Foreign Policy: Daveanoyl Chloride believes that all foreign people seeking asylum or simply a life in the nation must be able to work for their money. There are benefits are granted to those that do not work in the nation and there are no exceptions for foreigners. This does not mean that foreigners are discriminated against as equal freedoms and possiblities are granted.
- Environment: Daveanoyl Chloride takes on a strong stance concerning the environment and preservation of the nation Patiger. Mining in forests is banned and deforestation is punishable by death. Hunting of patigers is also outlawed. Heavy research into clean fuels has yeilded positive results and 96% of cars are now operating on "green fuels". The remaining 4% have heavy penalties on road tax.
- Obesity: Obesity is heavily frowned upon by Daveanoyl Chloride. Those who have illnesses routed in their obesity are not treated by the National Health Service until they lose 10% of their body mass and even then have to pay for their treatment. As private health services are outlawed there is no other option. Health gyms can be found in even the smallest of villages and mountain retreats form health courses where fat is easily lost due to cold conditions and 18 hour exercise programmes.
The Necropolis
The necropolis is situated in the lower west mountain range of Daveanoyl Chloride
Geography
Daveanoyl Chloride is a small nation covered in lush forests and a grand mountain range running along the west side of the nation protects it from western danger and houses the Necropolis, a suspected haunted area which is a site of great interest to tourists despite the obvious danger.
Climate
Daveanoyl Chloride has a temperate climate, with plentiful rainfall until winter when only snow falls, though the seasons are quite variable in temperature. Temperatures rarely fall below −12 °C or rise above 36 °C. The prevailing wind is from the west, bringing mild and wet weather to Daveanoyl Chloride. It is driest in the east and warmest in the south. Snowfall always occurs in Winter and sometimes inearly Spring, though it is not that common away from high ground.
The highest temperature ever recorded in Daveanoyl Chloride is 48.5 °C on April 10, 2006, clothes dried in less than 2 minutes. The lowest temperature ever recorded is −26.1 °C on January 10, 1992.
Major Rivers
There a 3 major rivers in Daveanoyl Chloride with several off-shooting streams
- River Kang:
- River Keeley:
- River Johansson:
Floride
Floride is the nations capital which is situated in the north-east of Daveanoyl Chloride, very close to the borders of Sabrateur and Petersvillia. It is a huge skyscraper city, built around two cathedrals in the north and south of the city, Odrosal and Vemynal, and due to urban development has grown to many miles and is still expanding. Housing is mainly in flats as 'those capital swines dont need real houses' and 76% of the populice do not like Floridians (from a recent poll 13% said they liked Floridians and the remaining 11% said they would rather not think about Floridians)
Politics
Daveanoyl Chloride has always prided itself on forwarding its view. It believes that Delegate powers should be respected rather than overuled. It takes the security of itself and The Spectrum in higher value than that of the rights of the individuals strongly opposing the Privacy act (though it strongly backs the admittion of identity to Delegate on entrance to The Spectrum).
Father
Religion
Most of the populice of Daveanoyl Chloride practice a loose form of Buddhism where, meditation is a simple "before-bed" exercise. Shaven heads are not required but practitioners are emotionally blackmailed into giving to the poor since 'you never know what they can do, growing up on the streets.' However, this is not always necessary as most of the homeless are forced into menial jobs to earn their money. There has been a dramatic influx of the rather new, sexually based, religion Gob-jobism though it is still in minority.
Sport
Both sports in Daveanoyl Chloride are combat based with very little interest in traditional sports such as football and rugby.
Vale Tudo
Daveanoyl Chlorides biggest sport is Vale Tudo cage fighting, where combatants are renouned for hospitalising each other for ownership of the Chloride Championship Belt. However, television broadcasts of this sport have been placed on hiatus until April 23, 2007 due to the brutal death of fighting legend Daniel 'the crippler' Andrews, who had his neck broken when thrown against cage walls in late 2006.
Muay Thai
A much less deadly and more conventional ring match sport, Muay Thai allows well conditioned fighters perform with less emphasis on strength. This does not, however, make it any less dangerous though headbutts and groinal targets (which are allowed in Vale Tudo) are banned. Rope fist forms are used to ensure an entertaining fight but also increase the risk of injury, however, Muay Thai fighters are well compensated for their fights.
