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The Vegan Marxist Party Inc has complained to [[Fanny Moo]] authorities that insufficient football boots were buried at the recent interment of bovine relics. “It’s simply a matter of arithmetic,” says VMPI activist, aroha. “89 football boots were buried. Boots are always sold in pairs. There must be at least one other boot somewhere. This wrecks the credibility of the entire ceremony. How many other leather items are still out there awaiting a decent burial?” Through an interpreter, sniffer wombat, kaboof, said she would look out for any leather items in her normal rounds. “Does leather taste good?” was her concluding remark as she dragged her trainer, whoaboy, into the [[Fanny Moo]] undergrowth in pursuit of another meal. | The Vegan Marxist Party Inc has complained to [[Fanny Moo]] authorities that insufficient football boots were buried at the recent interment of bovine relics. “It’s simply a matter of arithmetic,” says VMPI activist, aroha. “89 football boots were buried. Boots are always sold in pairs. There must be at least one other boot somewhere. This wrecks the credibility of the entire ceremony. How many other leather items are still out there awaiting a decent burial?” Through an interpreter, sniffer wombat, kaboof, said she would look out for any leather items in her normal rounds. “Does leather taste good?” was her concluding remark as she dragged her trainer, whoaboy, into the [[Fanny Moo]] undergrowth in pursuit of another meal. | ||
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| + | ===SPRING EQUINOX TRAGEDY=== | ||
| + | [[Fanny Moo|Fanny Moo’s]] Spring Equinox celebration ended in disaster yesterday when a giant limb fell from the [[Sacred Tree|sacred tree]], CUNNUSVACCAE, and crushed 15 people. Meteorologists had warned celebrators all over the plateau that high winds would make under-tree activities hazardous. | ||
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| + | Typically, [[Errinundera|Errinundrians]] ignored the warnings and cavorted anyway. In [[Kanooka Creek]] one particularly large housetree was uprooted, destroying three houses. Fortunately, in this instance, none of the residents were in the tree – they were all out dancing naked in the wind. “Just goes to show that staying indoors wasn’t the answer either,” said a relieved ex-householder, smacko. | ||
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| + | Here in [[Fanny Moo]] the 15 victims will be buried once the winds die down. | ||
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Revision as of 05:35, 8 July 2006
Contents
Masthead
Catchment
- Location: Fanny Moo
- Nation: Errinundera
Archives
FANNY MOO COW REMAINS RECEIVE SOLEMN INTERMENT
Following receipt of the final test results from the University of Milosis, the final remains of the victims of the Ploser – May bovine genocide were laid to rest beneath the spreading branches of Fanny Moo’s sacred tree, CUNNUSVACCAE. In all 45 footballs, 89 football boots, 1024 other shoes of various descriptions, 33 whips, 247 corsets, a saddle and 2 car bucket seats were buried in a moving ceremony led by the village mayor, vacam, and local magistrate, carmenl.
HUNT ON FOR MISSING BOOT
The Vegan Marxist Party Inc has complained to Fanny Moo authorities that insufficient football boots were buried at the recent interment of bovine relics. “It’s simply a matter of arithmetic,” says VMPI activist, aroha. “89 football boots were buried. Boots are always sold in pairs. There must be at least one other boot somewhere. This wrecks the credibility of the entire ceremony. How many other leather items are still out there awaiting a decent burial?” Through an interpreter, sniffer wombat, kaboof, said she would look out for any leather items in her normal rounds. “Does leather taste good?” was her concluding remark as she dragged her trainer, whoaboy, into the Fanny Moo undergrowth in pursuit of another meal.
SPRING EQUINOX TRAGEDY
Fanny Moo’s Spring Equinox celebration ended in disaster yesterday when a giant limb fell from the sacred tree, CUNNUSVACCAE, and crushed 15 people. Meteorologists had warned celebrators all over the plateau that high winds would make under-tree activities hazardous.
Typically, Errinundrians ignored the warnings and cavorted anyway. In Kanooka Creek one particularly large housetree was uprooted, destroying three houses. Fortunately, in this instance, none of the residents were in the tree – they were all out dancing naked in the wind. “Just goes to show that staying indoors wasn’t the answer either,” said a relieved ex-householder, smacko.
Here in Fanny Moo the 15 victims will be buried once the winds die down.
