Grumbleton

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Grumbleton
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Motto: A meeting NOW?! But I'm still in my pirate costume!
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Region Middle East
Capital Chumsville
Official Language(s) Grumpkonian (officially), Arabic and English (really)
Leader Sultan Monkworthy
Population 20 million or so
Currency Bucks 
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The Sultanate of Grumbleton is a small country that recently came into existance after a horrible zoning accedent gave a man named Grumpkin Monkworthy a large plot of land in the Middle East. Grumpkin quckly declared the land a country and himself Sultan. Where the country's inhabitants came from is a mystery, although legend has it that Sultan Monkworthy invited several million people to a party on his new land and then walled everyone in during the electric slide.

Grumbletonians get a mixed bag from their government. On one hand, they are allowed to do pretty much whatever they want - be it recreational drugs, same-sex marrage, or selling their organs for premium prices. The downside to this is that the Sultan is allowed to do whatever he wants too, and that often includes boiling his political opponents in a gruesome stew which he secretly serves to forgien dignitaries. Recently, in a radical move unlike the Sultain's usual "do what ever you want" policy, Sultain Monkworthy banned the wearing of all cloths. His motives are technically unkown, but one can easily guess them.

Currently Grumbleton has had little contact with other nations as it has been spending the little time is has had building itself up, which has paid off somewhat. The economy, although not great, is good enough, and the millitary has been built disproportionatly high.