Hellaciousism
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| Motto: "Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates." | |
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| Region | Feudal Japan |
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| Capital | Augustgrad |
| Official Language(s) | English, Nynorsk |
| Leader | Ragnar III |
| Population | around 620 Million |
| Currency | Koku |
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“Damn, now what?”
Hellaciousism is an absolute monarchy, founded thousands of years ago. It is currently ruled by Ragnar III of the Hellacious Dynasty and his wife, Queen Garnet. It is a unique nation that is composed of multiple islands that float in the sky, allowing the country to wander from region to region and anchor wherever it likes. Hellaciousism is currently a part of the region of Feudal Japan, owing to the king’s recent interest in Feudal Japanese society.
History of Hellaciousism
The Hellacious Dynasty Rises To Power
Long ago, there were multiple floating islands in the sky. Each island was ruled by a duke, and all of the dukes were constantly fighting amongst one another for territory. One day, the people decided that they’d had enough. A merchant named Ragnar Hellacious, owner of a large fleet of mist-powered airships, led a rebellion, overthrew all of the dukes, and unified the floating islands. Legend has it that after the last duke was deposed, Ragnar stepped forward and proclaimed, “Damn… now what?” He declared that the islands were now the Kingdom of Hellaciousism, and he was appointed to become Ragnar I, the new king.
The Line Of Kings
- Ragnar I “The Odinist”
- Ragnar II “The Penetrator”
- Bob I “The Impotent”
- Bob II “Laughs At Bob I”
- Olav I “Magnus Erectus”
- Olav II “Smiter Of Virginity”
- Olav III “Schoolgirl Hammer"
- Ragnar III “Angel Of Death”
