Hellaciousism
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| Motto: "Damn... now what?" | |
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| Region | Feudal Japan |
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| Capital | Augustgrad |
| Official Language(s) | English, Nynorsk |
| Leader | Ragnar III |
| Population | around 620 Million |
| Currency | Koku |
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The Hellacious Nomadic Empire of Hellaciousism is an absolute monarchy, founded almost 500 years ago by Ragnar Hellacious, otherwise known as Ragnar I "The Odinist". It is currently ruled by Ragnar III of the Hellacious Dynasty and his wife, Garnet Anaxander. It is a unique nation that is composed of multiple islands that float in the sky, allowing the country to wander from region to region and anchor wherever it likes. Hellaciousism is currently a part of the region of Feudal Japan, owing to the emperor’s recent interest in feudal Japanese society.
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History of Hellaciousism
The Hellacious Dynasty Rises To Power
Long ago, there were multiple floating islands in the sky. Each island was ruled by a duke, and all of the dukes were constantly fighting amongst one another for territory. One day, the people decided that they’d had enough. A merchant named Ragnar Hellacious, owner of a large fleet of mist-powered airships that he bought after winning it big on "Jeopardy!", led a rebellion, overthrew all of the dukes, and unified the floating islands. Legend has it that after the last duke was deposed, Ragnar stepped forward and proclaimed, “Damn… now what?” (This later became the motto of the nation.) He later declared that the islands would be unified as the Empire of Hellaciousism, and the people appointed him as Ragnar I, the new emperor.
The Line Of Emperors
- Ragnar I “The Odinist”
- Ragnar II “The Penetrator”
- Haakon I “The Impotent”
- Haakon II “Laughs At Haakon I”
- Olav I “Magnus Erectus”
- Olav II “Smiter Of Virginity”
- Olav III “Schoolgirl Hammer"
- Ragnar III “Angel Of Death”
The Economy
The government has historically been very hands-off when it came to economics; however, when Ragnar III ascended to power, he began to institute multiple socialist policies while keeping business privatized. These are the current economic statistics for Hellaciousism (as of November 20, 2005):
- Gross Domestic Product: $7,000,805,189,635.93
- GDP Per Capita: $10,575.23
- Unemployment Rate: 8.02%
