Hilton Hotels

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Hilton Hotels
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Flag of Hilton Hotels
Motto: We'll Conquer Your Hotels After Room Service Comes...
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Region The East Pacific
Capital Hilton City
Official Language(s) English
Leader CEO Kenny Hilton
Population 1.581 Billion
Currency Juicy Fruit 
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The Billion Dollar Corporation of Hilton Hotels is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.581 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Beef-Based Agriculture. Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, a government program is underway to revitalize Hilton Hotels's beaches, teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late, and untold millions of Juicy Fruits are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hilton Hotels's national animal is the Man Eating Starfish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Juicy Fruit.

Hilton Hotels does some regional advertisement for The East Pacific and is the UN Nation for East Malaysia