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The phrase ‘hard-nosed’ has been used to describe plenty of things, and in its most basic definition, it means ‘guided by practical experience rather than theory’. This is one of the nicer ways used to describe the citizens of McPsychoville and, in fact, the nation as a whole.  
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The '''Capitalist Republic of McPsychoville''' is an economic powerhouse and a significant player in the [[Alliance of Honourable Peoples]]. A republic rooted heavily in an economically capitalist set of viewpoints, McPsychoville is odd in that despite being known on the world political scene, it has abstained from joining any of the global alliances and pacts, most notably the United Nations and the [[Right Wing Collective]]. A firmly right-wing nation, the nation faced a political embarrassment when long-time Prime Minister [[Aaron R Jackson]] disappeared a week before his third National Election in office; his opponent, the liberal [[Daniel Huet]], easily defeated Jackson's Deputy Prime Minister in the polls and introduced a number of controversial reforms and new laws. Before being voted out in favour of [[Libertarian Movement|Libertarian]] [[James Lemaire]], Huet approved a number of bills the liberals in the McPsychovillian Parliament had been lobbying for for a number of months, incuding that allowing gay marriage, and his whole tenure in office was viewed as an egg on the entire nation's face.
  
Located at the very north of the Northern Continent within the [[Alliance of Honourable Peoples]], McPsychoville is a cold and mountainous nation, suited for life only for those who can adapt to it; the national animal, the cougar, is a prime example (explaining it’s adoption as national animal). In previous years, much of the western part has been covered with vegetation, but due to the exponential expansion of the industrial and commercial sectors within some of the cities, vast areas of land has been razed in order to provide space for further growth – the ever-increasing population of more than two billion citizens is testimony to that.
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The average McPsychovillian citizen has a number of characteristics that sets him apart from the rest of the world. He is rich, with an income of k$26,770, and is a moderate social conservative. He has a secondary diploma, reads the Chronicle and enjoys the cartoons of Jay Danielson. He watches hockey at least once a week, is married and has a child; he drinks in moderation and smokes two packs of cigarettes weekly. All this can be collected from censuses and surveys, but what sets the McPsychovillian people apart from other nations around the world is their sense of patriotism - many still support the archaic monarchy, for instance, and the [[Camrose Wolverines]] were followed by a crowd of fans many thousands strong during their recent tour of neighbouring [[Friendly Aliens]]. McPsychoville is not even approaching the most conservative nation in the world, and its citizens maintain a good level of social and political freedom; the government maintains a flat tax rate of 50% to a certain level of income, at which point the rate decreases in order to ensure nobody is left making a wage below the official poverty line (set at k$5.60/hour or k$11,300/year).
  
The people of McPsychoville have always been distinctly more militaristic and ready to go to war than other nations within the Alliance, and the recent inclusion of the McPsychovillian Armed Forces within the Alliance Defence Force (ADF) was viewed by some senior figures as being surprisingly late. The most recent conflict the McPsychovillian Army has been involved with is the destruction of Anti Anti-Racism, but before that, they have also acted to first repel, then destroy the Buttonmoonian Army.
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Not considered a strong global power for many years, current Prime Minister [[Erik Strong]] has stated that he will putting a question to a national referendum regarding McPsychoville's place on the political scene; namely, the question of whether the Capitalist Republic should apply for membership into the Right Wing Collective. The referendum is an unprecedented move never seen before, and public opinion seems to strongly be on the side approving the move - while the [[McPsychovillian Armed Forces]] are strong, they would also be alone in any conflict against an alliance, and a war of attrition would lead to their eventual loss. This referendum is one of a series of signs that Strong and McPsychoville are preparing to enter international diplomacy in earnest.
  
At present, McPsychoville – like most nations within the Alliance – is a Parliamentary Democracy, currently governed by the Conservative Democratic Party, and their leader of two years, A.R. Jackson. The archaic monarchy is still in place, despite the ruling monarchs having little to no power (although this does not seem to bother them unduly). The [[Spade Hall]] – home of the McPsychovillian Parliament – resides in the capital city of [[Royston Valley]], as do all departments of the government, other than Defense, which is located in Deadbolt City.
 
  
Defined by the UN as an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, McPsychoville boasts a ‘Powerhouse’ economical rating and ‘Excellent’ political freedoms. This has formed the current government’s basis for both their domestic re-election into power, and their international election within the Alliance to the Council. The strength of its economy has also allowed McPsychoville entry into the Alliance Group of Eight, currently jointly led by [[Kegmenistan]], [[Super Rome]] and [[Roudland]] (who all boast ‘Frightening’ economies).
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==Population==
  
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===Nationality===
  
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Uncommonly, in this age of multiculturalism, the large majority of citizens living in McPsychoville describe themselves as being McPsychovillians - the figure stood at 93% in the last annual Census; 4% believed themselves to be half-McPsychovillian, most likely as the result of being second-generation citizens, and 3% acknowledged they were migrants. The migration figure has been steadily falling for the past two decades, reaching a high of 11% in 1987, leading some to believe that soon, there will be no migrants into the country at all.
  
==The Population==
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===Ethnicity===
  
===Population and ethnicity===
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While the majority of McPsychovillians are Caucasian, the majority is significantly smaller than nationality, only 62% of citizens falling into the category. 16% are African-American, and 14% are Asian, both rises from the previous years. Just 5% are of Latino heritage, and the remaining 3% fell into the "Mixed" category. The inclusion of a "Mixed" category is a recent one and also one that provoked some complaints; it was seen as pointless, since the census-taker was asked to choose which of the choices they felt most represented them.
  
According to the latest census (January 2006), the total McPsychovillian population recently surpassed two billion citizens. Of this, more than seventy percent listed themselves as being pure-bred McPsychovillian (which can be primarily attributed to the fact that the land now occupied by the nation was previously nothing but wasteland before its conception).
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However, there is still a distinct ethnic culture populated by citizens of a variety of other nations - mostly those of the Alliance, but it includes many others; given the vast influence the Canadian Empire has held over McPsychoville through the nation’s history, it is unsurprising that more than ten percent of citizens claimed to have some Canadian blood.
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===Age and life===
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The average age is a surprisingly-young 28.6 years of age, but this has been skewed by two recent developments; a virulent strain of influenza that claimed the lives of almost ten million of McPsychoville's elderly and dropping the age for citizens to be issued with a Census from eighteen to sixteen. This figure is, however, still the best current measure. The average female age is 27.9 years of age, the average male age 29.3. McPsychoville has been getting younger of late, a surprise considering the life expectancy figure is at 74 years; this itself is not particularly impressive, but until twenty-five years ago, a person was considered to have had a good life if he reached 60. Why the sudden jump has occurred is a mystery.
  
In the run-up to the 2005 Parliamentary election, the Conservative Democratic Party placed a significant emphasis on the provision of free healthcare to all, going as far as to use this promise as one of its biggest policies for re-election. However, to look more towards the past is not something they want, as the nation’s health has not been stellar. The current average life expectancy stands at 67 years for both sexes, one of the lowest within the Alliance.
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===Sex===
  
However, economical statistics put in the public domain in the 2005(b) Budget Report state that currently nineteen percent of McPsychoville’s governmental budget is put towards the field of healthcare, which point towards a move towards average, at the very least.  
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Described as the only area McPsychoville is lacking in, homosexual members of the community are still discriminated against in a number of ways; couples are not allowed to legally marry, and in cases of death, unless a specific will has been made the person's property will go directly to his or her next of kin. This is likely to be a factor in the amount of citizens who have come out of the closet; only 4% answered that they were homosexual, with a further 3% claiming to be bisexual.
  
===Language===
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===Religion===
  
McPsychoville, like many others nations throughout the world, uses English as its sole official language, but there are a number of others that have proliferated in the years since its independence. French is still spoken in the few regions that maintain strong Canadian connections, while both Latin and Aramaic have grown in popularity (this has been attributed to the fact that these languages are required in Super Roman and Kegmenistani universities respectively)
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While Christianity is the official state religion, it does not have a significant hold over the populace, a total of just 43% of all citizens describing themselves as Christians, both practicing and non-practicing - interestingly, only 6% are Roman Catholic and 3% belong to other Christian denominations, the remaining 34% being Protestant. The other Abrahamic religions are well-represented, 21% being Jewish and 19% Muslim. 6% considered themselves athiest and 2% agnostic. Both Hinduism and Buddhism accounted for 3% each of the population, with the remaining 3% describing themselves as "Other"
  
===Religion===
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===Literacy===
  
With the advent of free speech follows freedom of religion, and McPsychovillian citizens take full advantage of this privilege. In the January census, more than twenty religions were recorded as being practised by greater than one percent of the population - among these were Kegmenistan’s Church of Cathol, those of the Yewish faith, those who classed themselves as Satanists, Jedi and most peculiarly, Soylent.  
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Despite the excellent, publicly-funded education system, adult literacy - defined here by possession of an Eleven certificate - sits at 96%. No reason has ever been found for the mysterious illiterate 4%, but it is believed that they may have lived in areas that were simply too far away from schools to get a classical education and so could not have taken the Eleven exam.
  
 
===Suffrage===
 
===Suffrage===
  
Universal suffrage (the ability to drink, smoke, be sexually active and vote in elections) is presently at nineteen, but there is a proposition currently going through the McPsychovillian Parliament to reduce it to seventeen. It is facing some opposition at the moment, primarily from the strongly right-wing members of Parliament, but is yet to be initially debated.
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For McPsychoville, the age of suffrage is a flat seventeen years; it is at this time that a child becomes an adult and gains the best-known freedoms - to drink, to smoke, to vote and to join the Armed Forces. However, in order for a person to be granted suffrage, they are required to take the [[Citizenship Test]], which tests their knowledge of the nation as a whole. This is the same test potential immigrants are required to pass to be granted their visa, but here, children who fail are allowed to retake the test once every month, whereas immigrants may not apply again for six months.
  
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==Geography==
  
==Education==
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Sitting atop the Northern Continent, the McPsychoville mainland borders no less than five seperate nations; from west to east, it shares borders with [[Super Rome]], Friendly Aliens, [[Violet Strawberries]], [[Roudland]] and [[Gothria]]. The large cluster of islands lying off the west coast is likewise part of the nation, including those of Ikaneba and Rosletta, two small sovereign nations who were annexed little over a decade ago. The nation is divided up into seven large provinces each, most of these throwbacks to the days in which McPsychoville was a group of member-states rather than a combined nation, spread across the nation fairly equally.
  
The subject of education is split into a number of sections, each dealing with a certain band of ages. They follow:
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The climate differs across the land - being so close to the Arctic Ocean, much of the mainland is frozen, giving it the nickname of the "Wastelands" or the "Frozen Wastes"; however, parts of the Urlach Province and many of the Islands maintain a temperate climate, particularly Ikaneba/Rosletta, due either to their proximity to warmer climes or simple distance from the arctic zones. A disproportionately large amount of the population has chosen to live in the more temperate zones, and although enough remain in the major cities of the Frozen Wastes, it has created an odd effect whereby the larger cities are dots of population in a more rural landscape. Leinart Island strikes a good balance between the two climates, with warm summers and cold winters.  
  
===Basic Education===
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As you might imagine, with a population of 4.55 billion, most of the Islands have become very crowded, and an increasing number of citizens are choosing to brave the cold and live on the mainland again. This has created an interesting number of occurrances, where large groups of members who formerly lived as a community on the Islands have uprooted themselves and created small towns on the mainland - the first example came about in 1912, when approximately 40,000 citizens, in a fantastic effort, moved from Ikaneba to a position just outside of Calder and created a new town out of thin air, [[Hamhuis]].
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This stage of education is that at which infants learn the most rudimentary skills for life, such as reading, writing and arithmetic. It also teaches the young social skills at an early age. This stage is compulsory for all, as are the following two.
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The terrain has adapted to the different climates, as you may have guessed, and so the McPsychoville mainland is a significantly less pleasant place than the Islands are. With the lengthy Sakic mountain range running along a lot of the northern coastline and encompassing the city of Tilson Falls, it has become a favoured destination for skiers and snowboarders; the mainland contains large expanses of evergreen trees, from which has sprung a healthy logging industry. There are few laws against the practice - indeed, it was hoped this would thin out the forests and provide more land for expansion. On the other hand, the Islands are mostly flat, and the forests are small in patches, many having sprung up near the numerous lakes.
  
===Primary Education===
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===Provinces and Major Cities===
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This stage of a child’s education builds on their existing knowledge of language and mathematics, and introduces other elements into the curriculum such as the sciences and physical education. From here, a student will advance into Secondary Education, but at what level he or she progresses is determined by a series of tests; the student will be tested on each individual subject, and further taught according to their strengths.  
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*Urlach Province - Comprised of the south-western part of the nation, which borders on Super Rome (to the south) and Friendly Aliens (to the east). The capital is [[Camrose]], and other major cities are Fort Wayne, Ok and Leyden.
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*Kaber Province - Comprised of the north-western and central part of the nation, which borders on Friendly Aliens and Violet Strawberries to the south. The capital is [[Lalonde]], and other major cities are Calder and Blind River.
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*Lalime Province - Comprised of the four small islands between Leinart Island and Ikaneba/Rosletta, and the western half of Leinart Island. The capital is [[Bourque]], and other major cities are Sawchuk City, Weinke and Filion Creek.
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*Legace Province - Comprised of the three small islands between Leinart Island and the McPsychoville mainland and the eastern half of Leinart Island. The capital is [[Halas City]], and other major cities are Triela and London.
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*Ikaneba Province - Comprised of what was previously Ikaneba, the northern part of the westernmost Island. The capital is [[Holody]].
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*Rosletta Province - Comprised of what was previously Rosletta, the southern part of the westernmost Island. The capital is [[Lebel Ridge]]. Despite being annexed, there still remain tensions between the two ex-nations, to the point where McPsychovillian citizens must still carry their passport if they wish to travel freely between the two provinces.
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*Dube Province - Comprised of the eastern part of the mainland, which borders on Gothria, Roudland and Violet Strawberries to the south. The capital is [[Selke City]], and other major cities are Tilson Falls and Dupre Current.
  
{{Image|http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/mronimusha/275px-UT_University_College.jpg |right|Trein|Carson City University, which currently has a student body of 1,200. CCU is viewed by many students as one of the 'Big Three' universities to attend, and graduates are usually offered employment within the government.}}
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Along with being the capital of the Urlach Province, [[Camrose]] is the nation's capital and largest city, although not the most economically-powerful one, that honour belongs to the city of [[Bourque]], which houses a large financial district.
  
===Secondary Education===
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==Economy==
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As stated above, students are taught in Secondary Education according to their strengths, but concepts such as critical analysis of their subject material are introduced and built upon. Students graduate at 18, after the completion of their courses and passing the final exams in their respective subjects. This qualification is called the Secondary Certificate of Education - the SCE.
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The official United Nations designation for the McPsychovillian economy is "All-Consuming", which, in real terms, means a stage below global powerhouses such as [[Pacitalia]]; the capitalist mentality has survived and proliferated throughout history, regardless of which political party has been in power (the only period in which the economy was abandoned was a time in the later 1800s when the [[Eighth Star]] was in power; their candidate was forced out of office after a vote of no confidence in 1892). The stance of the government regarding intervention into the economy has varied many times; the usual policies have advocated a more hands-off policy, but the [[Neo Republic|Neo Republicans]] have based their manifesto on a firmly conservative set of economic viewpoints, involving governmental intervention - their plan was met with criticism, however, when their spokeperson mentioned they would put control of the McPsychoville Central Bank back into the hands of the government.
  
===Further/Tertiary Education===
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The unique landscape has offered McPsychoville a number of diverse industries to take advantage of; the logging industry has experienced a surprising upswing in demand recently but still remains a minor goods industry behind arms manufacturing and mining. The Sakic Mountains have proven to be rich with minerals discovered through new technological advances - the veins of gold, silver and platinum have been known for years, forming the backbone for Selke City's development, and large deposits of uranium have been uncovered in the upper reaches of Mount Svatos; the precious metals and resources have helped to push the division of industries in the nation in a new directions, as where the economy was primarily service-based, the goods market saw a revival of sorts. This actually prompted the infamous recession in the 1960s, when it was unreasonably believed that without the deposits, the economy would collapse and that the deposits were running out.
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This stage refers to those who choose to progress to one of McPsychoville’s universities, and while such a qualification is by no means required, the small percentage of students who do continue onwards are looked upon very favourably by employers. However, these courses are notoriously difficult - the students accepted are the undisputed crème de la crème of McPsychoville’s educational system.
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This was the catalyst for the creation of the three best-known firms in the nation - the [[Browning Munitions Corporation]], which supplies weaponry for the Armed Forces and is believed to be interested in multinational expansion, [[Data Dynasty Ltd.]], the biggest provider of services in the nation, and [[Point Zero Consumables]]. The government's sociological priorities for public spending have remained constant over time, with law enforcement, education and the Armed Forces getting the lion's share of the tax revenues brought in; as mentioned above, a flat tax rate of 50% is maintained above a certain level of income, allowing the provision of excellent quality public services. Increasingly large amounts of money have gone into healthcare and the encouragement of commerce, but all other important sectors receive nothing - the environment is the responsibility of private companies, with stiff fines and punishments meted out for those ho do not do their part, whereas public transport has been completely privatised.
  
==Culture and Customs==
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Of particular interest is the differing rate of suffrage with relation to employment - while the age at which a child becomes an adult is seventeen, as mentioned above, people can enter employment at fifteen, although due to the required schooling age being sixteen, the only jobs they may take are those which will not interfere with their education.
  
It has been said in the past that there are five types of ‘great people’ - the prophets, the scientists, the artists, the warriors and the tradesmen. Prophets may be lacking, but McPsychoville remains proud of its heritage, both pre and post-independence.  
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The national currency is the [[Karmic Dollar|karmic dollar]], the exchange rate of which currently sits at $1.89 US dollars per k$1.
  
Given the nation’s distinct tendencies towards war in tense times, it is unsurprising that many of this era’s great military tacticians have originated from McPsychoville. Among other things, any man ranked higher than Lieutenant must have a qualification in Military Tactics before ascending any further, while lower in the ranks Sun Tzu’s ‘The Art of War’ is studied. [[Jean-Francois Racine]] is one of the many tacticians whose name has become ‘household’ within military circles due to his controversial book ‘Knight to Rook-Eight: A Handbook For Winning Wars’.
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'''Division of Industries''' - Services, 46%; Industry, 31%; Innovation, 12%; Agriculture, 3%; Other, 8%<br>
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'''Unemployment Rate''' - 2.94%<br>
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'''Inflation Rate''' (Consumer Price Index) - 3.3%<br>
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'''Interest Rate''' (as set by the [[McPsychovillian Central Bank]]) - 3.75%<br>
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'''GDP''' - $118.9 trillion/k$62.9 trillion<br>
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'''GDP per capita''' - $26,150/k$13,835
  
He is not alone - in 2003, war with [[Jihad Allah]] became a distinct possibility when Jihad native [[Allan Green]] fled from both persecution and prosecution for treason as a result of his book ‘The Steel Hook’, which was both a thinly-veiled indictment of the oppressive dictatorship in Jihad Allah and a treatise in war theory. Then-CEO Harvey Tolland negotiated with the Emperor of Jihad Allah, but in the end steadfastly refused to extradite Green back to Jihad Allah. War beckoned until [[Roudland]] Prime Minister James Wilson got involved - since the crime of which Green was supposed to be convicted of was not a crime in McPsychoville, Jihad Allah had no authority regarding him and so could not force him to be extradited. This incident cooled relations between McPsychoville and Jihad Allah to the point where the two leaders refused to speak to one another in the 2003 Alliance Council meeting. Even now, relations are still not good, despite a different CEO.
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==Sports==
  
With the emphasis the McPsychovillian Parliament tends to put on the nation’s economy over civil and political rights, it is unsurprising that students of economics have proliferated. [[Arthur MacIntyre]] is one of these, and his text ‘On Economical Theory’, despite being published in 1981, is still being used in classrooms today (regardless of the later discoveries of MacIntyre’s life).
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Main article: [[McPsychovillian sports]]  
  
The McPsychovillian public transport system, despite receiving anywhere from one to five percent of the governmental budget, has had a number of problems in recent years, particularly with broken-down buses and trains. It was these that prompted the ‘Urban Decay’ series of paintings and photographs from [[Eric Brière]], which have been described as ‘McPsychoville’s greatest cultural export of the last century’. The last painting in the series - Tenement, which depicts a battered red bus stopped outside one of the tower blocks in a poorer sector of Blind River - was sold to the Gothria Museum of Fine Art in May 2004, provoking an incredible response from the community as a whole, who saw the Urban Decay series as being national treasures.
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The vast majority of McPsychovillian citizens follow one sport or another, and many support teams in more than one sport. The national sport is ice hockey, and the [[Elite Ice Hockey League]] is naturally the most popular of all the leagues available - justifiably, as all of the sixteen teams report very high revenues yearly and most of them sell out their home matches - however, there are a lot of sports that have appeal to some sector or another; for example, gridiron football and Association football are widely played with leagues spanning the entire nation, and basketball is played on the Islands, although the [[Island Basketball Association|IBA]] (Island Basketball Association) has been considering expansion onto the mainland. The nation has national teams for an array of sports, and the football team is the most successful of all, claiming silverware in [[Cup of Harmony 19]] and making the [[World Cup]] group stages twice in a row, in [[World Cup 28|28]] and [[World Cup 29|29]].
  
The last major contributors to McPsychovillian culture come from science - both military and conventional. [[Simon Cooke]], a chemist, is credited with the discovery and development of Incinerex, the plastic explosive currently used by many of the Alliance’s armed forces (although Incinerex’s cultural benefits are debatable, at best). On the other hand, [[Leonard Gagne]] is the founder and current head of the Eleventh Hour Research Facility, a government-sanctioned and funded institute dedicated solely to finding a cure for cancer and other ‘terminal’ diseases. Progress is naturally slow, but the EHRF continue to push on with their efforts.
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==Education==
  
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Main article: [[McPsychovillian education]]
  
===National Holidays===
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McPsychovillian education is split up into three sections, like the systems of many other nations:<br> '''Primary education''' runs from five years of age to eleven years of age, and is capped with the [[Eleven]] exam, which is also designated the measure of literacy.<br>
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'''Secondary education''' runs from eleven years of age to sixteen years of age, and is capped with the [[Certificate of Education]] exams - this is followed by an optional three further years of study towards the [[Higher Certificate of Education]]<br>
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'''Tertiary education''', or further education, describes any courses taken after the conclusion of the secondary educational phase, such as studying for university degrees. At the moment, the amount of citizens without an Eleven certificate is 4% of the population, and a further 5% chose to leave secondary education after attained their CoE qualifications.
  
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Despite the landscape and landmass restrictions, McPsychoville has still managed to maintain a top-quality system of communications through the use of both a satellite communications web and the archaic (although effective) underground telephone wires.
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  <td>The first day of the new year. This is usually a day of calm reflection on the previous year. Furthermore, the reigning monarch and the current CEO deliver their ‘State of the Nation’ speeches on this day</td>
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  <td>While Valentine’s Day is traditionally a celebration of love, McPsychoville completely reverses the tradition. Here, Valentine’s Day is a day in which those without love are able to vent their frustrations in riots - anyone who wishes to celebrate love has to leave the nation lest they be targeted.</td>
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Each of the seven McPsychovillian provinces is divided up into anywhere from 25 to 45 smaller regions, each of whom is contested by two or more political parties; the total number of regions is 229, each one representing a seat in the McPsychovillian Parliament. The party that claims the highest number of regions is elected into full office, regardless of the margin of victory - in a number of years, power has been decided by a single region, and in 1941, the vote was split with the Democratic Coalition and the Neo Republic gaining 87 seats. It was then decided that in such cases, a repeat election would be held in one month, with the party previously in office retaining power until then. Elections are held every five years at a minimum, but it is possible for an election to be forced through a "vote of no confidence"; in order for this to occur, at least half of the elected members of the party in power, along with three-quarters of the other members of Parliament, must support the motion, and the motion must be proposed by a member of the party in power. This has occurred a handful of times in the past, and most famously in the recent case of [[Daniel Huet]].
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  <td>The day in which Canada and McPsychoville signed the peace treaty that effectively emancipated McPsychoville from their former rulers.</td>
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==Economy==
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Of particular pride to McPsychovillians is their nation’s economy, which has recently been re-designated by the United Nations as ‘All-Consuming’, one of the highest ranks a nation can achieve. And for good reason - with next to no interference from the government, the McPsychovillian economy has been described as ‘the high standard for any free market to aspire to’.  
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{{Image|http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/mronimusha/250px-TD_Centre.jpg |left|Trein|The [[McPsychovillian Central Bank]], one of the two banks used by the government for their economic decisions.}}
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The many mountains in the eastern areas of the nation have proved to be a literal goldmine - precious metals and ores are always in demand, and they have proven to be the backbone for economical growth. In the late 60s, fears were raised that these deposits were running out, which caused panic in the commodities - it is widely believed that this was one of the main causes of the infamous recession. Once the initial economic shock had worn off, senior economists at the McPsychovillian Central Bank looked at the nation and realised that without the raw materials market, they would be in trouble.
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The decision was made in conjunction with governmental officials to encourage new business, which resulted in, among others, the formation of the [[Browning Munitions Corporation]], [[Data Dynasty Ltd.]] and [[Point Zero Consumables]], all three of which are now multi-national companies. Of late, certain companies from other Alliance nations - most notably Roudland's RoeHans chain of supermarkets - have entered into the market. However, the [[Cola Wars]] continue to rage without ever looking likely that a victor will emerge.
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The government’s economic priorities lie with Law and Order, Defence and Healthcare, although increasingly large portions of the budget have gone towards improvement of the nation’s commercial sectors and educational system. In contrast, everything else receives nothing - no money is devoted to Public Transport, as this is run by privatised companies, or to the Environment, among others.
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Of particular note is that there is no Social Welfare; this means, in effect, that the unemployed are left on their own. This is not to say that everyone without a job is treated this way - the disabled and pensioners are treated well, given either disability benefits commensurate with how debilitating their disability is or a handsome state pension.
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'''GDP:''' $58.8 trillion <br>
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'''GDP/capita:''' $26,015 <br>
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Physical education is first introduced into the McPsychovillian school system at an early age, and the government places a distinct emphasis on it over other such extra-curricular activities. Further, since the spirit of competition within the Alliance is always high, McPsychoville maintains a high level of sporting excellence; the international teams constantly finish highly in international competitions.
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===International Teams===
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[[Democratic Coalition Party]] - One of the two largest parties, the Democratic Coalition is both socially and economically conservative, and is the party currently in power.
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[[United Republic Party]] - One of the two largest parties, the United Republic is socially liberal and economically moderate.
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[[Neo Republican Party]] – The recognised third party, the Neo Republic is economically liberal and socially moderate. Unlike some third parties, it has held power a number of times.
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[[Libertarian Movement Party]] - A niche party, the Libertarian Movement is very liberal, but have also been connected to terrorist organisations, particularly the environmental group [[Green Chain]].
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[[The Eighth Star]] - A religious party, the Eighth Star are strongly fundamentalist Roman Catholics and are almost fascist in their ideologies. They were the most outspoken critics of the Neo Republicans allowing gay marriage.
  
Unique to McPsychoville, every international team is named the Psychos; hence, distinguishing between them all is quite a task without pictures. Of particular note on the international scenes are the football team - winners of Cup of Harmony 19 - and the hockey team, who have competed twice in the Cherry Cup.
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McPsychoville
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Motto: Negativity is life, anything else is just a bonus
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Region Alliance of Honourable Peoples
Capital Camrose
Official Language(s) English, French
Leader Erik Strong
Population 4.54 billion
Currency Karmic Dollar 
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The Capitalist Republic of McPsychoville is an economic powerhouse and a significant player in the Alliance of Honourable Peoples. A republic rooted heavily in an economically capitalist set of viewpoints, McPsychoville is odd in that despite being known on the world political scene, it has abstained from joining any of the global alliances and pacts, most notably the United Nations and the Right Wing Collective. A firmly right-wing nation, the nation faced a political embarrassment when long-time Prime Minister Aaron R Jackson disappeared a week before his third National Election in office; his opponent, the liberal Daniel Huet, easily defeated Jackson's Deputy Prime Minister in the polls and introduced a number of controversial reforms and new laws. Before being voted out in favour of Libertarian James Lemaire, Huet approved a number of bills the liberals in the McPsychovillian Parliament had been lobbying for for a number of months, incuding that allowing gay marriage, and his whole tenure in office was viewed as an egg on the entire nation's face.

The average McPsychovillian citizen has a number of characteristics that sets him apart from the rest of the world. He is rich, with an income of k$26,770, and is a moderate social conservative. He has a secondary diploma, reads the Chronicle and enjoys the cartoons of Jay Danielson. He watches hockey at least once a week, is married and has a child; he drinks in moderation and smokes two packs of cigarettes weekly. All this can be collected from censuses and surveys, but what sets the McPsychovillian people apart from other nations around the world is their sense of patriotism - many still support the archaic monarchy, for instance, and the Camrose Wolverines were followed by a crowd of fans many thousands strong during their recent tour of neighbouring Friendly Aliens. McPsychoville is not even approaching the most conservative nation in the world, and its citizens maintain a good level of social and political freedom; the government maintains a flat tax rate of 50% to a certain level of income, at which point the rate decreases in order to ensure nobody is left making a wage below the official poverty line (set at k$5.60/hour or k$11,300/year).

Not considered a strong global power for many years, current Prime Minister Erik Strong has stated that he will putting a question to a national referendum regarding McPsychoville's place on the political scene; namely, the question of whether the Capitalist Republic should apply for membership into the Right Wing Collective. The referendum is an unprecedented move never seen before, and public opinion seems to strongly be on the side approving the move - while the McPsychovillian Armed Forces are strong, they would also be alone in any conflict against an alliance, and a war of attrition would lead to their eventual loss. This referendum is one of a series of signs that Strong and McPsychoville are preparing to enter international diplomacy in earnest.


Population

Nationality

Uncommonly, in this age of multiculturalism, the large majority of citizens living in McPsychoville describe themselves as being McPsychovillians - the figure stood at 93% in the last annual Census; 4% believed themselves to be half-McPsychovillian, most likely as the result of being second-generation citizens, and 3% acknowledged they were migrants. The migration figure has been steadily falling for the past two decades, reaching a high of 11% in 1987, leading some to believe that soon, there will be no migrants into the country at all.

Ethnicity

While the majority of McPsychovillians are Caucasian, the majority is significantly smaller than nationality, only 62% of citizens falling into the category. 16% are African-American, and 14% are Asian, both rises from the previous years. Just 5% are of Latino heritage, and the remaining 3% fell into the "Mixed" category. The inclusion of a "Mixed" category is a recent one and also one that provoked some complaints; it was seen as pointless, since the census-taker was asked to choose which of the choices they felt most represented them.

Age

The average age is a surprisingly-young 28.6 years of age, but this has been skewed by two recent developments; a virulent strain of influenza that claimed the lives of almost ten million of McPsychoville's elderly and dropping the age for citizens to be issued with a Census from eighteen to sixteen. This figure is, however, still the best current measure. The average female age is 27.9 years of age, the average male age 29.3. McPsychoville has been getting younger of late, a surprise considering the life expectancy figure is at 74 years; this itself is not particularly impressive, but until twenty-five years ago, a person was considered to have had a good life if he reached 60. Why the sudden jump has occurred is a mystery.

Sex

Described as the only area McPsychoville is lacking in, homosexual members of the community are still discriminated against in a number of ways; couples are not allowed to legally marry, and in cases of death, unless a specific will has been made the person's property will go directly to his or her next of kin. This is likely to be a factor in the amount of citizens who have come out of the closet; only 4% answered that they were homosexual, with a further 3% claiming to be bisexual.

Religion

While Christianity is the official state religion, it does not have a significant hold over the populace, a total of just 43% of all citizens describing themselves as Christians, both practicing and non-practicing - interestingly, only 6% are Roman Catholic and 3% belong to other Christian denominations, the remaining 34% being Protestant. The other Abrahamic religions are well-represented, 21% being Jewish and 19% Muslim. 6% considered themselves athiest and 2% agnostic. Both Hinduism and Buddhism accounted for 3% each of the population, with the remaining 3% describing themselves as "Other"

Literacy

Despite the excellent, publicly-funded education system, adult literacy - defined here by possession of an Eleven certificate - sits at 96%. No reason has ever been found for the mysterious illiterate 4%, but it is believed that they may have lived in areas that were simply too far away from schools to get a classical education and so could not have taken the Eleven exam.

Suffrage

For McPsychoville, the age of suffrage is a flat seventeen years; it is at this time that a child becomes an adult and gains the best-known freedoms - to drink, to smoke, to vote and to join the Armed Forces. However, in order for a person to be granted suffrage, they are required to take the Citizenship Test, which tests their knowledge of the nation as a whole. This is the same test potential immigrants are required to pass to be granted their visa, but here, children who fail are allowed to retake the test once every month, whereas immigrants may not apply again for six months.

Geography

Sitting atop the Northern Continent, the McPsychoville mainland borders no less than five seperate nations; from west to east, it shares borders with Super Rome, Friendly Aliens, Violet Strawberries, Roudland and Gothria. The large cluster of islands lying off the west coast is likewise part of the nation, including those of Ikaneba and Rosletta, two small sovereign nations who were annexed little over a decade ago. The nation is divided up into seven large provinces each, most of these throwbacks to the days in which McPsychoville was a group of member-states rather than a combined nation, spread across the nation fairly equally.

The climate differs across the land - being so close to the Arctic Ocean, much of the mainland is frozen, giving it the nickname of the "Wastelands" or the "Frozen Wastes"; however, parts of the Urlach Province and many of the Islands maintain a temperate climate, particularly Ikaneba/Rosletta, due either to their proximity to warmer climes or simple distance from the arctic zones. A disproportionately large amount of the population has chosen to live in the more temperate zones, and although enough remain in the major cities of the Frozen Wastes, it has created an odd effect whereby the larger cities are dots of population in a more rural landscape. Leinart Island strikes a good balance between the two climates, with warm summers and cold winters.

As you might imagine, with a population of 4.55 billion, most of the Islands have become very crowded, and an increasing number of citizens are choosing to brave the cold and live on the mainland again. This has created an interesting number of occurrances, where large groups of members who formerly lived as a community on the Islands have uprooted themselves and created small towns on the mainland - the first example came about in 1912, when approximately 40,000 citizens, in a fantastic effort, moved from Ikaneba to a position just outside of Calder and created a new town out of thin air, Hamhuis.

The terrain has adapted to the different climates, as you may have guessed, and so the McPsychoville mainland is a significantly less pleasant place than the Islands are. With the lengthy Sakic mountain range running along a lot of the northern coastline and encompassing the city of Tilson Falls, it has become a favoured destination for skiers and snowboarders; the mainland contains large expanses of evergreen trees, from which has sprung a healthy logging industry. There are few laws against the practice - indeed, it was hoped this would thin out the forests and provide more land for expansion. On the other hand, the Islands are mostly flat, and the forests are small in patches, many having sprung up near the numerous lakes.

Provinces and Major Cities

  • Urlach Province - Comprised of the south-western part of the nation, which borders on Super Rome (to the south) and Friendly Aliens (to the east). The capital is Camrose, and other major cities are Fort Wayne, Ok and Leyden.
  • Kaber Province - Comprised of the north-western and central part of the nation, which borders on Friendly Aliens and Violet Strawberries to the south. The capital is Lalonde, and other major cities are Calder and Blind River.
  • Lalime Province - Comprised of the four small islands between Leinart Island and Ikaneba/Rosletta, and the western half of Leinart Island. The capital is Bourque, and other major cities are Sawchuk City, Weinke and Filion Creek.
  • Legace Province - Comprised of the three small islands between Leinart Island and the McPsychoville mainland and the eastern half of Leinart Island. The capital is Halas City, and other major cities are Triela and London.
  • Ikaneba Province - Comprised of what was previously Ikaneba, the northern part of the westernmost Island. The capital is Holody.
  • Rosletta Province - Comprised of what was previously Rosletta, the southern part of the westernmost Island. The capital is Lebel Ridge. Despite being annexed, there still remain tensions between the two ex-nations, to the point where McPsychovillian citizens must still carry their passport if they wish to travel freely between the two provinces.
  • Dube Province - Comprised of the eastern part of the mainland, which borders on Gothria, Roudland and Violet Strawberries to the south. The capital is Selke City, and other major cities are Tilson Falls and Dupre Current.

Along with being the capital of the Urlach Province, Camrose is the nation's capital and largest city, although not the most economically-powerful one, that honour belongs to the city of Bourque, which houses a large financial district.

Economy

The official United Nations designation for the McPsychovillian economy is "All-Consuming", which, in real terms, means a stage below global powerhouses such as Pacitalia; the capitalist mentality has survived and proliferated throughout history, regardless of which political party has been in power (the only period in which the economy was abandoned was a time in the later 1800s when the Eighth Star was in power; their candidate was forced out of office after a vote of no confidence in 1892). The stance of the government regarding intervention into the economy has varied many times; the usual policies have advocated a more hands-off policy, but the Neo Republicans have based their manifesto on a firmly conservative set of economic viewpoints, involving governmental intervention - their plan was met with criticism, however, when their spokeperson mentioned they would put control of the McPsychoville Central Bank back into the hands of the government.

The unique landscape has offered McPsychoville a number of diverse industries to take advantage of; the logging industry has experienced a surprising upswing in demand recently but still remains a minor goods industry behind arms manufacturing and mining. The Sakic Mountains have proven to be rich with minerals discovered through new technological advances - the veins of gold, silver and platinum have been known for years, forming the backbone for Selke City's development, and large deposits of uranium have been uncovered in the upper reaches of Mount Svatos; the precious metals and resources have helped to push the division of industries in the nation in a new directions, as where the economy was primarily service-based, the goods market saw a revival of sorts. This actually prompted the infamous recession in the 1960s, when it was unreasonably believed that without the deposits, the economy would collapse and that the deposits were running out.

This was the catalyst for the creation of the three best-known firms in the nation - the Browning Munitions Corporation, which supplies weaponry for the Armed Forces and is believed to be interested in multinational expansion, Data Dynasty Ltd., the biggest provider of services in the nation, and Point Zero Consumables. The government's sociological priorities for public spending have remained constant over time, with law enforcement, education and the Armed Forces getting the lion's share of the tax revenues brought in; as mentioned above, a flat tax rate of 50% is maintained above a certain level of income, allowing the provision of excellent quality public services. Increasingly large amounts of money have gone into healthcare and the encouragement of commerce, but all other important sectors receive nothing - the environment is the responsibility of private companies, with stiff fines and punishments meted out for those ho do not do their part, whereas public transport has been completely privatised.

Of particular interest is the differing rate of suffrage with relation to employment - while the age at which a child becomes an adult is seventeen, as mentioned above, people can enter employment at fifteen, although due to the required schooling age being sixteen, the only jobs they may take are those which will not interfere with their education.

The national currency is the karmic dollar, the exchange rate of which currently sits at $1.89 US dollars per k$1.

Division of Industries - Services, 46%; Industry, 31%; Innovation, 12%; Agriculture, 3%; Other, 8%
Unemployment Rate - 2.94%
Inflation Rate (Consumer Price Index) - 3.3%
Interest Rate (as set by the McPsychovillian Central Bank) - 3.75%
GDP - $118.9 trillion/k$62.9 trillion
GDP per capita - $26,150/k$13,835

Sports

Main article: McPsychovillian sports

The vast majority of McPsychovillian citizens follow one sport or another, and many support teams in more than one sport. The national sport is ice hockey, and the Elite Ice Hockey League is naturally the most popular of all the leagues available - justifiably, as all of the sixteen teams report very high revenues yearly and most of them sell out their home matches - however, there are a lot of sports that have appeal to some sector or another; for example, gridiron football and Association football are widely played with leagues spanning the entire nation, and basketball is played on the Islands, although the IBA (Island Basketball Association) has been considering expansion onto the mainland. The nation has national teams for an array of sports, and the football team is the most successful of all, claiming silverware in Cup of Harmony 19 and making the World Cup group stages twice in a row, in 28 and 29.

Education

Main article: McPsychovillian education

McPsychovillian education is split up into three sections, like the systems of many other nations:
Primary education runs from five years of age to eleven years of age, and is capped with the Eleven exam, which is also designated the measure of literacy.
Secondary education runs from eleven years of age to sixteen years of age, and is capped with the Certificate of Education exams - this is followed by an optional three further years of study towards the Higher Certificate of Education
Tertiary education, or further education, describes any courses taken after the conclusion of the secondary educational phase, such as studying for university degrees. At the moment, the amount of citizens without an Eleven certificate is 4% of the population, and a further 5% chose to leave secondary education after attained their CoE qualifications.

Communication

Despite the landscape and landmass restrictions, McPsychoville has still managed to maintain a top-quality system of communications through the use of both a satellite communications web and the archaic (although effective) underground telephone wires.

Politics

Electoral Policy

Each of the seven McPsychovillian provinces is divided up into anywhere from 25 to 45 smaller regions, each of whom is contested by two or more political parties; the total number of regions is 229, each one representing a seat in the McPsychovillian Parliament. The party that claims the highest number of regions is elected into full office, regardless of the margin of victory - in a number of years, power has been decided by a single region, and in 1941, the vote was split with the Democratic Coalition and the Neo Republic gaining 87 seats. It was then decided that in such cases, a repeat election would be held in one month, with the party previously in office retaining power until then. Elections are held every five years at a minimum, but it is possible for an election to be forced through a "vote of no confidence"; in order for this to occur, at least half of the elected members of the party in power, along with three-quarters of the other members of Parliament, must support the motion, and the motion must be proposed by a member of the party in power. This has occurred a handful of times in the past, and most famously in the recent case of Daniel Huet.

Political Parties

Democratic Coalition Party - One of the two largest parties, the Democratic Coalition is both socially and economically conservative, and is the party currently in power. United Republic Party - One of the two largest parties, the United Republic is socially liberal and economically moderate. Neo Republican Party – The recognised third party, the Neo Republic is economically liberal and socially moderate. Unlike some third parties, it has held power a number of times. Libertarian Movement Party - A niche party, the Libertarian Movement is very liberal, but have also been connected to terrorist organisations, particularly the environmental group Green Chain. The Eighth Star - A religious party, the Eighth Star are strongly fundamentalist Roman Catholics and are almost fascist in their ideologies. They were the most outspoken critics of the Neo Republicans allowing gay marriage.

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