San Lorenzo-
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| Flag of San Lorenzo- | |
| Motto: Nil sine numine | |
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| Region | The North Pacific |
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| Capital | Bolivar |
| Official Language(s) | English-based creole language |
| Leader | "Papa" Monzano |
| Population | 5 million |
| Currency | corporals |
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The Republic of San Lorenzo- is a tiny, rocky island nation located in the Caribbean Sea, positioned in the relative vicinity of Puerto Rico. San Lorenzo has only one city, its seaside capital of Bolivar. The country's form of government is a dictatorship, under the rule of ailing President "Papa" Monzano, who is a fierce ally of the United States and a staunch opponent to communism. No legislature exists. The infrastructure of San Lorenzo is described as being dilapidated, consisting of worn buildings, dirt roads, an impoverished populace, and having only one automobile taxi running in the entire country.
The language of San Lorenzo is a fictitious English-based creole language that is referred to as "the San Lorenzan dialect." The San Lorenzan National Anthem is based on the tune of Home on the Range. Its flag consists of a U.S. Marine Corps corporal's stripes on a blue field, and its currency named corporals, at a rate of two corporals for every United States dollar; both the flag and the monetary unit
