Sweet Furry Kittens
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| Flag of Sweet Furry Kittens | |
| Motto: We may be sweet and furry but watch for the Claws | |
| Region | Texas |
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| Capital | Midnight Dreams |
| Official Language(s) | English |
| Government | |
| Population | 2.179 Billion |
| Currency | Claw |
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The Naughty and Sassy Kittens of Sweet Furry Kittens is a massive, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 2.179 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 56%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweet Furry Kittens's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the claw.
