The Soutron Born
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| Motto: And then my dog died | |
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| Region | Deep South |
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| Capital | Miami |
| Official Language(s) | English |
| Leader | Jesus |
| Population | 400 million |
| Currency | matches |
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The Armed Republic of The Southron Born is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 376 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.
Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, graffiti graces every city's streets, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, and drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Southron Born's national animal is the mentally challenged, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the matches.
The Southron Born is ranked 9th in the region and 18,228th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
I think that I should become the President. God hath spocken. Twisted Evil I am to be the prophet. I should be ruler of all. I will make all love someone else... or else.
Under my glorious rule (May it last ten thousand years!!!!) Deep South will be returned to a pure state. The heathens and heretics who are sucking the lifeblood of our wonderful prosperous region will be re-educated. Nothing will remain of those predestined for the bowels of hell.
On a side note, I will make sure that everything is branded with the seal of our lord, The Almighty Jesus. No longer will our society be plagued with the socalled "kosher" foods that weaken our peoples minds and bodies.
Vote Christian! and goto Heaven. Vote For Me Dictator Ruler almighty godking reverend prophet supreme excellency minister prime alpha male The Southron Born!!! MEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE
