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*[[World Cup]] 29 to 34 (as part of [[The Football Life]]) | *[[World Cup]] 29 to 34 (as part of [[The Football Life]]) | ||
*[[Women's World Cup]] 5 to 11 | *[[Women's World Cup]] 5 to 11 | ||
Revision as of 12:09, 11 May 2007
Dazza Dallas is the current coach of Jeruselem's national football team.
Contents
Personal data
- Name: Dazzarina Handiskya Dallas
- Gender: Female
- Date of birth: 23th October, 1973
- Citizenship: Jeruselem
- Ethnic mix: Russian / French
- Star sign: Libra
- Religion: Roman Catholic
- Blood type: A
- Nickname: "The Village Bike" or "Dazza". Old schoolfriends know her as "Rabbit"
- Hair colour: Brunette naturally but it's either red (ginger) or blonde now
- Languages spoken: English, French, Russian
Family
- Mother: Natasha Dallas
- Father: John Jerk (not mother's husband)
- Husband: Finn Fumbles
- Children: Michael Dallas, Kate Dallas, Jacinta Dallas
- Sister: Debbie Dallas
Corporate career
- Owner of Razza Dazza, a female lingerie and general sports gear store
- Owner of Kinky Kitty nightclubs, established to give exotic dancers work while keeping them away from the illegal prostitution business. Very popular place for young men to find dates.
- Owner of Razzle Media, the risque media company which does the shows no one wants to do in Jeruselem for religious reasons. A recent TV show is DazMania, which is just QuizMania.
Media Career
Host of DazMania Jeruselem Government News reporter for
- World Cup 29 to 34 (as part of The Football Life)
- Women's World Cup 5 to 11
Sports Career
Current jobs: Jeruselem World Cup coach, assistant coach of Jerusalem United (part time only)
Cheerleader for Jerusalem United
Player for Jerusalem United
World Cup 29 to 33 as player (with interruptions due to pregnancy)
World Cup 34 as a coach
Women's World Cup 5 to 9 as a player (with interruptions due to pregnancy)
Women's World Cup 10 as a coach
Women's World Cup 11 as an assistant coach
Medical conditions
Nymphomania
Weak knee ligaments
Anxiety mood swings
Useless information
Favorite things: Her kids
Favorite dance: Cha cha
Favorite color: Pink
Favorite activity: Sex (anywhere)
Favorite food: Spaghetti
Favorite phase: On ya bike
Worst habits:
Not wearing underwear
Tripping over cracks
Constant giggling
Exposing herself in public
Sleeping with men when she's drunk
Passions
Fast cars - when she's not having sex or working or taking care of the kids. She has a collection of exotic fast cars. She has a fondness for Ferraris.
Protection of sex workers - Dazza puts money into local schemes to allow former prostitutes on the street to get real work and respect in community. She employs a lot of them in her media company which explains why there's so many good looking women working there.
Best friends
Monique Alexander, football player and porn star
Dazza Deux, cybernetically enhanced human molded to look like Dazza
Anna Goldstein, former football player and coach
Wayne Wastle, rival sports presenter
Ricky Pointy Stick, champion cyclist
Kylie Kool, champion cyclist
Related Media
- The Dazza Test, a test given to prospective female JGN employees
- Dirty Football, NC-17 documentary about Dazza Dallas's rise to fame.
- Football Floosie, XXX movie based on Dazza Dallas's rise to fame. Dirty Football is based on this movie.
