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− | Favorite dance: Cha cha | + | *Favorite dance: Cha cha |
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− | Favorite color: Pink | + | *Favorite activity: Sex (anywhere) |
− | + | *Favorite food: Spaghetti | |
− | Favorite activity: Sex (anywhere) | + | *Favorite phase: On ya bike |
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− | Favorite food: Spaghetti | + | |
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− | Favorite phase: On ya bike | + | |
'''Worst habits:''' | '''Worst habits:''' | ||
− | + | *Not wearing underwear | |
− | Not wearing underwear | + | *Tripping over cracks |
− | + | *Constant giggling | |
− | Tripping over cracks | + | *Exposing herself in public |
− | + | *Sleeping with men when she's drunk | |
− | Constant giggling | + | |
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− | Sleeping with men when she's drunk | + | |
'''Passions''' | '''Passions''' | ||
− | Fast cars - when she's not having sex or working or taking care of the kids. She has a collection of exotic fast cars. She has a fondness for Ferraris. | + | *Fast cars - when she's not having sex or working or taking care of the kids. She has a collection of exotic fast cars. She has a fondness for Ferraris. |
− | + | *Protection of sex workers - Dazza puts money into local schemes to allow former prostitutes on the street to get real work and respect in community. She employs a lot of them in her media company which explains why there's so many good looking women working there. | |
− | Protection of sex workers - Dazza puts money into local schemes to allow former prostitutes on the street to get real work and respect in community. She employs a lot of them in her media company which explains why there's so many good looking women working there. | + | |
== Best friends == | == Best friends == |
Revision as of 12:19, 12 May 2007
Dazza Dallas is the current coach of Jeruselem's national football team.
Contents
Personal data
- Name: Dazzarina Handiskya Dallas
- Gender: Female
- Date of birth: 23th October, 1973
- Citizenship: Jeruselem
- Ethnic mix: Russian / French
- Star sign: Libra
- Religion: Roman Catholic
- Blood type: A
- Nickname: "The Village Bike" or "Dazza". Old schoolfriends know her as "Rabbit"
- Hair colour: Brunette naturally but it's either red (ginger) or blonde now
- Languages spoken: English, French, Russian
Family
- Mother: Natasha Dallas
- Father: John Jerk (not mother's husband)
- Husband: Finn Fumbles
- Children: Michael Dallas, Kate Dallas, Jacinta Dallas
- Sister: Debbie Dallas
Corporate career
- Owner of Razza Dazza, a female lingerie and general sports gear store
- Owner of Kinky Kitty nightclubs, established to give exotic dancers work while keeping them away from the illegal prostitution business. Very popular place for young men to find dates.
- Owner of Razzle Media, the risque media company which does the shows no one wants to do in Jeruselem for religious reasons. A recent TV show is DazMania, which is just QuizMania.
Media Career
Former host of YAP YAP, a current affairs chat show. The show's name was based on Dazza's YAP YAP in The Football Life.
Host of DazMania
Jeruselem Government News reporter for
- World Cup 29 to 34 (as part of The Football Life)
- Women's World Cup 5 to 11
Sports Career
Current jobs: Jeruselem World Cup coach
Jerusalem United
- Cheerleader
- Player
- Assistant coach of Jerusalem United (part time only)
World Cup
- 29 to 33 as player (with interruptions due to pregnancy)
- 34 as a coach
Women's World Cup
- 5 to 9 as a player (with interruptions due to pregnancy)
- 10 as a coach
- 11 as an assistant coach
Medical conditions
- Nymphomania
- Weak knee ligaments
- Anxiety mood swings
Useless information
Faves
- Favorite things: Her kids
- Favorite dance: Cha cha
- Favorite color: Pink
- Favorite activity: Sex (anywhere)
- Favorite food: Spaghetti
- Favorite phase: On ya bike
Worst habits:
- Not wearing underwear
- Tripping over cracks
- Constant giggling
- Exposing herself in public
- Sleeping with men when she's drunk
Passions
- Fast cars - when she's not having sex or working or taking care of the kids. She has a collection of exotic fast cars. She has a fondness for Ferraris.
- Protection of sex workers - Dazza puts money into local schemes to allow former prostitutes on the street to get real work and respect in community. She employs a lot of them in her media company which explains why there's so many good looking women working there.
Best friends
- Monique Alexander, football player and porn star
- Dazza Deux, cybernetically enhanced human molded to look like Dazza
- Anna Goldstein, former football player and coach
- Wayne Wastle, rival sports presenter
- Ricky Pointy Stick, champion cyclist
- Kylie Kool, champion cyclist
Related Media
- The Dazza Test, a test given to prospective female JGN employees
- Dirty Football, NC-17 documentary about Dazza Dallas's rise to fame.
- Football Floosie, XXX movie based on Dazza Dallas's rise to fame. Dirty Football is based on this movie.