British Londinium

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The Britannic Corporation of
British Londinium
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Flag of British Londinium
National motto: Pro Regina quod terra
National anthem: God Save The Queen
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Isle of Londinium (10,400,000 sq km)

Region City of London
Capital Kensington
Largest City Kensington
Population 567 million
Suffrage Universal from 14 years of age
Official Language(s) British English, Arabic, Hindi
Government
Chief Executive Officer
Chief Operating Officer
Corporatocracy
James Batra
Hemali Batra
Full
Ratification of the Old Constitution
Reorganisation under the Royale Group, plc.

2006
2007
ISO Nation Code BRLN
Currency Cicero (CIC)
Time Zone 0
• Summer (DST) 1
Internet TLD .bl
Calling Code +42
National Symbols
 • Sport
 • Animal
 • Fruit
 • Flower

football
domo-kun
pineapple
rose
UN Status UN member
Info: NationStates NSEconomy Pipian NS Tracker XML

The Royale Group, plc, Arabic, ثحع زهطالع عرهوة، ةلص., Hindi, ृोयाले घरोुप, पलच। is an advanced corporation controlling the entirety of British Londinium, unique for being entirely urbanised except for its farmlands.

Government and Politics of British Londinium

Constitution

The current 'constitution' was written by the CEO and the COO and approved by the board of directors.

National Government

The Royale Group is structured much like any other corporation.

Board of Directors

Board Members
  • Chief Executive Officer - The Right Honourable James Batra
  • Chief Operating Officer - The Right Honourable Hemali Batra
  • Chief Knowledge Officer - The Right Honourable Winston Batra
  • Chief Information Officer - The Right Honourable Tripura Sundari Batra
  • Chief Accounting Officer - The Right Honourable Ajeet Forbeson
  • Chief Performance Officer - The Right Honourable Tejas Yuhjijad
  • Chief Communications Officer- The Right Honourable Kelsey Birhanu
  • Chief Legal Officer - Andrew Swan
  • Chief Strategic Officer - The Right Honourable Chloe Sinclair, Supreme Commander of the Kensington Expeditionary Force
  • Chief Health Officer - The Right Honourable Doctor Elizabeth Nordström
  • Chief Networking Officer - The Right Honourable Tommy Azunawa
  • Chief Marketing Officer - The Right Honourable Samuel Khitian
  • Chief Training Officer - The Right Honourable Amy Cronides
  • Chief Visionary Officer - Aroon Zeldenthuis
  • Chief Process Officer - The Right Honourable Billy Fabbri
  • Chief Environmental Concerns Officer - The Right Honourable Koslow Fitzscott, MP
  • Chief Public Relations Officer - The Right Honourable Chase O'Dubhda, MP
  • Chief Risk Officer - The Right Honourable Emmanuel Tussenvoegsel
  • Chief Subsidary Affairs Officer - The Right Honourable Jöhánn Rotmænsen

Economy

The economy of British Londinium is focused mainly on arms manufacturing, though the arms industry is dominated by the Royal Armoury Corporation, which produces starships, aircraft, naval vessels, and army equipment. Regulation is about average in British Londinium. Automobile manufacturing is also a focus of the economy. The National Health Care service was founded in 2005, and provides free health-care to all citizens.

British Londinian Cicero
used in: British Londinium
introduced: 2006
ISO Code: CIC
Exchange Rate: 2.7575℅ = $1

Natural Resources

Titanium, gold, silver, vug, petroleum, uranium, trilithium ore, diamonds, coal, iron, zinc, quartz, lumber.

Main Exports

Automobiles, starship components, lumber products, aircraft, weaponry, electronic equipment.

Main Imports

IT services, beef, grain, rice, fruits, vegetables.

Government Spending

[Spending chart]

Society

Civil and political rights are highly valued in British Londinium. The nation's schoolchildren are some of the most foul-mouthed in the country, and same-sex marriages are becoming increasingly common, skateparks can be found in every city, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, British Londinium is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and artists are pillars of society. Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, refugees from other nations are flocking to British Londinium's border, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Main battle tanks stalk the woods of British Londinium in search of domo-kuns, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. New urban roads are threatening city parks, the government pours millions of ciceros into rehabilitation programs annually, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of British Londinium's radio stations, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Notable individuals are granted land and titles, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime is totally unknown. Theism is illegal, and punishable by execution by giant blender.

Largest cities

# City Province
1. Kensington District of Londinium
2. Westminster Durgapur
3. Oxford Universitas
4. Albion C'est la vie
5. Bedford Prahu



List of Provinces

  • District of Londinium
  • Albus
  • Universitas
  • East Midlands
  • Prahu
  • Ximenes de Cisneros
  • C'est la vie
  • Durgapur
  • Fedayeen
  • Sikkim

Culture

British Londinium has a rich and colourful culture, drawing heavily from British, Arab, and Hindi culture. The government is avowedly atheist, so the government only observes the following holidays: Her Majesty's Birthday (October 12), His Majesty's Birthday (May 2), and British Londinium Day (February 24).

Ethnic Groups

  • European - 30%
  • Indian - 32%
  • Arab - 28%
  • Chinese - 3%
  • Hispanic - 5%
  • African - 2%

Religion

  • Atheism - 33%
  • Islam - 15%
  • Christianity - 15%
  • Hinduism - 36%
  • Other - 1%

Education

Education is a major priority in British Londinium. The education system is centralised, but much authority rests within the provinces. The requirements to become a teacher are very stringent, and teachers recieve some of the largest paychecks in the nation. The schools run on a GCSE system, and there is a mandatory high school exit exam and university entrance exam.

Healthcare

The government offers a form of government healthcare, which is optional for all citizens.

Military

The Royal Armoury Manufacturing Company supplies all military hardware to the Ministry of Defence. British Londinium has a large cache of biological weapons, most notably Zaire Ebolavirus, as well as a large number (5,460 warheads) of nuclear weapons.

Royale Army of the Kensington Corporation

The army is one of the finest and most advanced in the world, in spite of its small size. Full statistics on the Royale Army

The Royale Air Force

The Royale Air Force is one of the finest in the world. Full statistics on the Royale Air Force

The Royale Navy

The Royale Navy is the pride and joy of the Ministry of Defence; the Royale Navy is one of the largest and finest bluewater navies in the world. Full statistics on the Royale Navy

The Royal Starfleet

In 2006, the Ministry of Defence began a military space programme under the auspices of the newly formed Royal Starfleet. Full statistics on the Royale Starfleet

Military bases

  • HMNB Devonport
  • HMNB Portsmouth
  • RAF Northolt
  • RAF Waddington
  • ABL Worchester
  • HMSD Icarus

Ranking System

Rank Royale Army Royale Navy Royale Air Force Royale Starfleet
O-10 Field Marshal Admiral of the Fleet Marshal of the Royal Air Force Fleet Admiral
O-9 General Admiral Air Chief Marshal Admiral
O-8 Lieutenant General Vice Admiral Air Marshal Vice Admiral
O-7 Major-General Rear Admiral Air Vice-Marshal Rear Admiral
O-6 Brigadier-General Commodore Air Commodore Captain
O-5 Colonel Captain Group Captain Commander
O-4 Lieutenant Colonel Commander Wing Commander Lieutenant Commander
O-3 Major Lieutenant Commander Squadron Leader Lieutenant
O-2 Captain Lieutenant Flying Officer Sub-Lieutenant
O-1 Lieutenant Sub-Lieutenant Pilot Officer Ensign
E-9 Warrant Officer Class One Midshipman Warrant Officer Master Chief Petty Officer
E-8 Warrant Officer Class Two Warrant Officer Class One Master Aircrew Senior Chief Petty Officer
E-7 Staff Sargeant Warrant Officer Class Two Flight Sergeant Chief Petty Officer
E-6 Colour Sergeant Chief Petty Officer Sergeant Petty Officer, 1st Class
E-5 Sergeant Petty Officer Corporal Petty Officer, 2nd Class
E-4 Corporal Junior Petty Officer Senior Aircraftman Petty Officer, 3rd Class
E-3 Lance Corporal Leading Rate Leading Aircraftman Crewman, 1st Class
E-2 Private 1st Class Able Rate Aircraftman Crewman, 2nd class
E-1 Private 2nd Class Ordinary Rate Junior Aircraftman Crewman, 3rd Class