Audioslavia
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| Region | Alliance of Socialist States |
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| Capital | Machinegrad |
| Official Language(s) | English, Gaelic |
| Leader | William Branstone |
| Population | 4.107billion |
| Currency | The Quid (£) |
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Audioslavia is one of the oldest nations to still exist in both the NSWC and the Nationstates world itself. Despite this, the fact that Audioslavia have the largest pool of talent to pick from in the NSWC (in terms of population), and the fact that Audioslavia's GDP ridicules that of, well, pretty much everybody...... the nation is pretty much unknown and the football side has never won anything. Ever.
Nevertheless, Audioslavians are nothing if not weighed down by expectation and have never given up in their quest for the World Cup. Now in their sixteenth tournament, Audioslavia have gathered enough history - and flak - to last most countries a trillion years:
Football History and Statistics
Audioslavia have played 245 football matches in their history.
Out of these 245, they have won 147, drawn 47, and lost 51
Audioslavia have scored 444 goals in their history, conceding 147.
Audioslavia are affectionately known as 'The 'slaves'. This has nothing to do with actually slavery, its just because of the 'slavia' part of the name.
Audioslavia play in claret and green striped shirts with black shorts and claret socks. Their away strip is all white.
The team's record victory is 6-0, a result scored in World Cup 6 qualifying against Iuthia, and against Adrasuvare in World Cup 16. Presumably they'll get another 6-0 scoreline in WC26.
The 'slaves record defeat is 4-0 at home to Squornshelous. Although Squorn are a well established team now, that game was their first ever. The result still hurts today.
Some of that pain was taken away in World Cup 12, Audioslavia's most successful world cup to date. On the way to the final, Audioslavia played Squornshelous again for the first time since their original meeting. Squornshelous scored four again, but so did the 'slaves. One more goal in extra time sealed the win for Audioslavia. It remains the highest-scoring match the team have ever played in. Sharing that honour are NEWI Cefn Druids, whom Audioslavia beat 5-4 in WC17.
There have only been four matches in Audioslavia's history where they have conceded four goals. Three of these matches have been against Squornshelous.
Politics
Audioslavian elections are held every six years. The minimum voting age is currently 18. Audioslavia's election system is based on that of the United States' electoral college system. Its main parties are:
The Emerald Party - Green
Currently in power, the Emerald Party is centre-left but occasionally swings to the right when it likes the look of a paticular cooperation. The party is very isolationist and maintains the country's strong military defence system but, paradoxically, is pacifist and is not known for causing problems abroad.
The Audioslavian Workers Party - Red
The AWP is basically a communist party. More aggressive than the Emeralds, the AWPs are distrusting of foreign governments and are traditionally paranoid. The AWP spends more on defense when in power and completely oppresses any businesses.
The Liberal Majority Party - Yellow
Political commentators make jibes about the Liberal party being a minority, seeing as they are rarely in power, but the LMP have cause to believe they are in a majority seeing as most Audioslavians are more left-wing than right. However, most voters sway to either of the above two parties.
The Tory Party - Blue
Though the tories are right wing, most of their voters are taken, suprisingly, by the AWP and the Emeralds. The AWP takes the extreme-right voters away thanks to their questionable policies, and the Emerald's xenophobia and pro-business-ish tendencies take the middle-class vote away.
The Audioslavian National Party - Navy Blue
Despite the name, the ANP are not an extreme-right party. They have held some long terms in government, but their centre-right policies have long since been rendered obsolete by the Emerald party.
