Cyetaneloism

Cyetaneloism is the most widely practiced religious belief in New York Jet Fanatics.

Ovierview of Cyetaneloism

Cyetaneloism is a religion/philosophy that is practiced all throughout The Pristine Forests of New York Jet Fanatics. In Offensive NFL Speak, a cyetaneloist is literally, "One who moves in and out of cells that make up epithelial tissue by facilitated diffusion." Cyetaneloism dictates that the world is what it is, and therefore we should try to accept this and to, as much as possible, given what we know about the world, go with the way of the world. If humans accomplish this daunting task for somewhere between 70-100 years, they will be rewarded with eternal slumber. Cyetaneloists believe therefore very strongly in protection of as much of the environment as possible. Cyetaneloism is widely accepted throughout New York Jet Fanatics because it is largely compatible to the lifestyles and ideas of most people.

Religious fractionation

• Approximately 53% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Cyetaneloism.
• Approximately 21% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Fachillianism.
• Approximately 19% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Garatrism.
• Approximately 6% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Baramianism.
• Approximately 1% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Ilkestreyonism.