Cyetaneloism

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Cyanetaloism is a religious belief practiced mainly in New York Jet Fanatics.

Ovierview of Cyanetaloism

Cyanetaloism is a religion/philosophy that is practiced all throughout The Nomadic Peoples of New York Jet Fanatics. In Offensive NFL Speak, a cyanetaloist is literally, "One who moves in and out of cells that make up epithelial tissue by facilitated diffusion." Cyanetaloism dictates that the world is what it is, and therefore we should try to accept this and to, as much as possible, given what we know about the world, go with the way of the world. If humans accomplish this daunting task for somewhere between 70-100 years, they will be rewarded with eternal slumber. Cyanetaloists believe therefore very strongly in protection of as much of the environment as possible. Cyanetaloism is widely accepted throughout New York Jet Fanatics because it is largely compatible to the lifestyles and ideas of most people.

Approximately 53% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Cyanetaloism. Approximately 21% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Fachillianism. Approximately 19% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Garatrism. Approximately 6% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Baramianism. Approximately 1% of citizens of New York Jet Fanatics practice Ilkestreyonism.