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'''Kansu Lyku''' is probably the first football manager ever to be employed in an election. In the 1740 g'irgah elections in [[Cockbill Street]] which were marred by election controversies and - as it later turned out - psychological control, Kansu Lyku received 60 % of the votes, and was thus allowed to take control of Streetian football. For the die-hard Streetian football fans, this was an almost unprecented blow, as the Street had earlier refused to play anything more defensive than 4-4-2 and been staunch opposers of [[Rejistanian systems|System Karela]] as Mr Lyku was a fan of. However, Kansu Lyku managed to stay in power for six years, in the process brainwashing large parts of both the Cockbill and Nonesuch Streetian Department of Sports to his views. His former assistant at Cockbill Street, Lyku Kansu, was given the job as Nonesuch Street coach at the beginning of [[World Cup 21]] qualifiers, but sacked when Nonesuch Street bowed out of [[World Cup 21]] with a 0-0-3 record and nine conceded goals. Kansu Lyku also lost his job at that point, but not because he was directly sacked - he was arsenic poisoned by an unknown assailant as he was eating dinner at the players' hotel. He spent the next week in hospital, while [[Christine Andrews]] assumed ''de facto'' control of the national team. After Mrs Andrews had led the team to a 6-4 victory over [[Eauz]], leading the Street to their first [[World Cup]] quarter-final in forty-six years of sporting history, she was employed, thus Kansu Lyku found himself sacked. Rumours linking him to Jesejil Lines and the [[Liverpool England]] Under-21 team have so far proved untrue.
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'''Kansu Lyku''' is probably the first football manager ever to be employed in an election. In the 1740 g'irgah elections in [[Cockbill Street]] which were marred by election controversies and - as it later turned out - psychological control by [[Va'karela]]s, Kansu Lyku received 60 % of the votes, and was thus allowed to take control of Streetian football. For the die-hard Streetian football fans, this was an almost unprecented blow, as the Street had earlier refused to play anything more defensive than 4-4-2 and been staunch opposers of [[Rejistanian systems|System Karela]] as Mr Lyku was a fan of. However, Kansu Lyku managed to stay in power for six years, in the process brainwashing large parts of both the Cockbill and Nonesuch Streetian Department of Sports to his views. His former assistant at Cockbill Street, Lyku Kansu, was given the job as Nonesuch Street coach at the beginning of [[World Cup 21]] qualifiers, but sacked when Nonesuch Street bowed out of [[World Cup 21]] with a 0-0-3 record and nine conceded goals. Kansu Lyku also lost his job at that point, but not because he was directly sacked - he was arsenic poisoned by an unknown assailant as he was eating dinner at the players' hotel. He spent the next week in hospital, while [[Christine Andrews]] assumed ''de facto'' control of the national team. After Mrs Andrews had led the team to a 6-4 victory over [[Eauz]], leading the Street to their first [[World Cup]] quarter-final in forty-six years of sporting history, she was employed, thus Kansu Lyku found himself sacked. Rumours linking him to Jesejil Lines and the [[Liverpool England]] Under-21 team have so far proved untrue.
  
 
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Revision as of 18:22, 2 April 2005

Kansu Lyku
Nationality
Rejistanian
Job
Unemployed national coach
Current Status
On the zeppelin from the Street to Rejistania
Special traits
Calls anything more attacking than 6-3-1 'suicidal'

Kansu Lyku is probably the first football manager ever to be employed in an election. In the 1740 g'irgah elections in Cockbill Street which were marred by election controversies and - as it later turned out - psychological control by Va'karelas, Kansu Lyku received 60 % of the votes, and was thus allowed to take control of Streetian football. For the die-hard Streetian football fans, this was an almost unprecented blow, as the Street had earlier refused to play anything more defensive than 4-4-2 and been staunch opposers of System Karela as Mr Lyku was a fan of. However, Kansu Lyku managed to stay in power for six years, in the process brainwashing large parts of both the Cockbill and Nonesuch Streetian Department of Sports to his views. His former assistant at Cockbill Street, Lyku Kansu, was given the job as Nonesuch Street coach at the beginning of World Cup 21 qualifiers, but sacked when Nonesuch Street bowed out of World Cup 21 with a 0-0-3 record and nine conceded goals. Kansu Lyku also lost his job at that point, but not because he was directly sacked - he was arsenic poisoned by an unknown assailant as he was eating dinner at the players' hotel. He spent the next week in hospital, while Christine Andrews assumed de facto control of the national team. After Mrs Andrews had led the team to a 6-4 victory over Eauz, leading the Street to their first World Cup quarter-final in forty-six years of sporting history, she was employed, thus Kansu Lyku found himself sacked. Rumours linking him to Jesejil Lines and the Liverpool England Under-21 team have so far proved untrue.


Preceded by:
Lee Branson
g'irgah
1740–1746
Followed by:
Christine Andrews