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President Dave

Flag of President Dave
Motto: "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!"
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Region	Government
Capital	Dublin
Official Language(s)	Davish
Leader	President John Warner
Population	Over 1.5 Billion
Currency	Thin Mint
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NationStates Experience

President Dave is an incredibly active and experienced player in NationStates. He has been in over thirty regions in his two years of playing. He is also known as "Swiss Army", "Primegenia", or "Magagaski." He is located in Government (his home region), Republicans, Global Right Alliance, Great Britain and Ireland, Yarsh, Americana, One Big Island, and The Land of Kings and Emperors.

He has many friends in the game, as well. Maxaroni, Dugon, Giants10, LostaTouchy, God Bless the USA, Chubbica, Valori, The Mowers, The VI, Northern Chittowa, Cypriceos, Montegava, and Finklestadt are only a few of the friends he made in NationStates. (He knows Maxaroni in RL).

The Whissssssscat Islands

In August of 2005, one of President Dave's best friends (in RL) told him about the region The Whissssssscat Islands. Dave said that he would join, and moved his first nation over there; President David C. He was later appointed to Director of the FBI & Secret Service. Sadly, in November, the founder "Ryan D" had to leave due to RL conflicts, and the region later died out. It now has only 2 nations, and it used to have 120. President Dave still talks to Adolf Pancake, once in a while.

Government

On September 12th, 2005, President Dave recieved a telegram from a nation named God Bless the USA to move over to Government. President Dave moved over, and was appointed President. In October, Government held it's first elections, and Dave was defeated by Lorego (West Harmoneia) by one vote. However, on October 9th, Lorego announced her resignation. She was in too many regions to even think about a Presidency at the time. On October 12th, Dave defeated Molfogorian Paradise 5-0.

President Dave was President until January 15th. He was known and went down in Government history as the President that got Government to 100 nations.

President Dave ran for Congress in January, won, but then lost in February. He began to criticize President Maxaroni for not bringing Activity and more nations like he promised. Even after Maxaroni's Administration, President Dave began to be a critic of the Government and the Minimist Party. Then in May, God Bless the USA banned Actavision, Rangers82, Giants10, and Maxaroni, for charges of "recruitment in Government". President Dave was also banned for "dramatization".( However, Government President San Timotheos, gave an offical pardon to those who were banned, on July 16th, 2006. But while in exile, Giants10, Maxaroni, Actavision, and Rangers82, formed their own region, called Doode. Doode, at one point, was even stronger than Government (July-September).

In November, 2006, President Dave was elected President of Government. He promised that he would do his best to bring the 27 nation-strong Government to at least above 40. But with the constant deaths and departures of residents, and the decrease in activity, President Dave will face difficulty while trying to complete this goal.

Republicans & ACCEL

At the end of May, President Dave decided to move one of his primary nations, Primegenia, over to Republicans. Primegenia was elected Senator in July.

President Dave kept hearing things about ACCEL, the Alliance of Capitalists, Conservatives, and Economic Libertarians from The Mowers and Valori. Later in the summer, he decided to join it. He was originally known as "Swiss Primegenia", but then he changed his name to Primegenia.

Americana

On July 18th, 2006, President Dave created the region "Americana." It is a combination of Republicans, Government, Doode, and Global Right Alliance. It accepts Fascists, Conservatives, liberals, Independents, Capitalists, Libertarians, Populists, and Socialists. (After the threat of invasion from a Communist rebellion in NationStates against US-related regions, Communisum was not permitted in the region).

President Dave is known as "Swiss Army".

President Dave National Statistics

Independence: July 6th, 1482

Constitution: December 2nd, 1945

Head of State: President John Warner (b. 1949)

Capital City: Dublin

Religion: 89% Roman Catholic; 10% Jewish; 0.6% Athiest; 0.4% Buddhist

Languages: English 80%, German 6%, Latin 5.6%, Italian 9.4%

Political Parties: 61% Conservative Party; 19% Traditionalist Party ; 14% Independent Party; 4% Royalist; 2% Liberal

Wars: First Civil War (1577-1586) (Imperialists vs. Conservatives); Second Civil War (1631-1642) (Swiss Union vs. Imperialists); Magagaskian War (1658-1660) (Swiss Union vs. Magagaskian States); Third Civil War (1699-1706) (Swiss Union vs. Magagaskian Rebel Alliance); Focker Island War (1756-1760) (Swiss Empire vs. Focker States); Economa War (1786) (Economans vs. Islamic Raiders); War of 1832 (1832-1834) (Swiss Empire vs. Maxaronian Kingdom); Ostfalen-Swiss War (1839-1848) (Ostfalians vs. Swiss Empire); Fourth Civil War (1867-1872) (Swiss Empire vs. Socialist Party); World War II (1940-1945) (Allies vs. Axis); Second Ostfalen-Swiss War (1962-1963) (Ostfalians vs. Swiss States); Fifth Civil War (1982) (Swiss States vs. Socialist Party); Father Germany War (2006) (Swiss States vs. Father Germany)

Population: approximatley 750 million (750,000,000)

Economic Commodities: Tourism 36.8%, Arms Manufacturing 14%, Car Manufacturing 41.2% Other 9%

National Holidays: David Day (October 12th), Veteran's Day (March 27th), Memorial Day (February 3rd), Unification Day (July 6th), Caputo Day (October 23rd), Victory Day (December 18th)

National Animal: Eagle

National Currency: Swiss Dollar

National Motto: "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" (Who Guards the Guardians?)

Military Divisions: Davian Army, Davian Navy, Davian Royale Air Force, Davian Guard, Davian Marine Corp, Davian Space Marine Corp, Cadian Counter-Terrorist Force

Personal Facts

President Dave's first name is obviously Dave. He has Conservative and Capitalist views and is a member of the United States Republican Party, and is damn proud about it. Dave also hates Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Chuck "Shmuck" Schumer, Jim Webb, Bob Menendez, John Kerry, Howard Dean, Harry Reid, Al Sharpton, and Barrack Obama. He also lives in northern New Jersey.

He likes to listen to Rock and Classical music, specifically Queen, ACDC, Aerosmith, the Beatles, Wings, E Street Band, Elton John, and Billy Joel. He also loves Jazz music, and is a trumpeter in a local Jazz band. Speaking of music, Dave was awarded the Valedictorian Award at a Piano Concert in early December, 2006.

He likes to play Lacrosse and Tennis, and loves to watch Football and Baseball. His favorite tennis player is Roger Federer, his favorite football team is the NY Jets, and his favorite team is the NY Yankees. His favorite baseball player of all-time is David Cone, who played for 23 years and got the Yankees three World Series titles.

Dave's three favorite historical figures are Roger Sherman, George Patton, and Michael Collins. Roger Sherman was a signer of the Declaration of the Independence and created the 'Great Compromise' between the Virginia Plan and the New Jersey plan during the Constitutional Convention in the summer of 1787. Sherman was the famous Delegate from Connecticut. George Patton was probably the smartest and strongest General of World War II. Even though he was denied the majority of his requests by General Eisenhower, he swept across Africa and defeated the Italian Forces. He was also a key figure in the surrender of Germany. Michael Collins was an Irish patriot who was equivilant to George Washington of the United States. He was sadly assasinated by a British sniper.