Shutthehellup
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Motto: "How many have to die before no one ever dies again?" | |
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Region | Axis of Absurdity |
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Capital | Whydontyou, Shutthehellup |
Official Language(s) | Shutthehellupyoubastards, English, Russian |
Leader | the people of Shutthehellup |
Population | over 7.25 billion |
Currency | Whatthehellisthiscrap |
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The Nice Warm Glass of Shutthehellup is a massive, socially progressive nation senselessly located in the Axis of Absurdity region. It is, inexplicably, a member of the United Nations.
Penguins and Milk and Books... Oh my!
The Nice Warm Glass of Shutthehellup's main industry is currently book publishing, although the private sector as a whole is tiny and private enterprise was completely illegal until quite recently. The wealthy and businesses are still generally viewed with suspicion. The average income tax rate is 100%.
Thousands of double-headed penguins (the official animal of Shutthehellup) freely roam the streets of most major cities, which is quite convenient, since Double-Headed Penguin Foie Gras Ice Cream is the #1 dish eaten by adults and children alike.
Foreign observers often note the rampant youth-related crime, however, this is slightly misleading, since under the extraordinarily liberal Shutthehellup law code, most things which are considered crimes in nearby nation-states are entirely legal. There are only three prisons in the entire country, a remarkably low number for such a massive population, with one entirely dedicated to housing prisoners serving the mandatory 2-month sentence for failing to comply with Section 66.82 of the Shutthehellup legal code, which requires mandatory participation in the annual Kiss a Double-Headed Penguin Day.