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| − | We have an extensive education system where every penguin gets to go to not only school but college. Most of our funding goes to education which averages about 25-60 billion dollars. The Medical Field is thriving and is the most studied | + | We have an extensive education system where every penguin gets to go to not only school but college. Most of our funding goes to education which averages about 25-60 billion dollars. The Medical Field is thriving and is the most studied subject, expetially Dentistery. English spelling isn't even offered, cause english spelling suks. Plus kids are banned from using cell phones so they can concentrate on the class. |
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Revision as of 01:18, 7 June 2006
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| Flag of The Skankin Penguins | |
| Motto: Pick-it-up....Pick-it-up...Pick-it-up....Pick-it-up | |
| Political Physical | |
| Region | The land of Nonsense |
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| Capital | Cape Town |
| Official Language(s) | Scat |
| Leader | Dude McFarllen |
| Population | ~100 million |
| Currency | SKen |
| NS Sunset XML | |
'UN Member'
A country of penguins, who enjoy to listen to Ska music. Within the World Leaders of Nonsense, this country is located in Southern Africa, as for Nation States the map is in progress. We are allied with the Mideval Tin foil army in our ever increasing war against the Polar Bears.
Contents
Info.
NS Statistics
- UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
- Civil Rights:Superb
- Economy:Weak
- Political Freedoms: Good
- Location: The Land Of Nonsense
- Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
National favorites
- Song- Ruder Than Roots- The SKalatones
- Bird: Penguin
- Hatred: Polar Bears, emoness
- Heros: Chuck Norris, Lincoln, Spiderman, Gandhi, Desmond Dekker, willie
- Movie- Its Pat
- Sport- Fishing
- Music- SKa
- Happy Hour- 2 AM.
- Dance: Interpretave Dance Stylings of the Ancient Incans
- Food: Sushi
- Drink:Beer
- Number: 241
- Color: Yellow, Blue, Black and white
Divisions of the Army
- Penguin National Guard: PNG -Protects our boarders and coastlines, and ingage in any land battle
- Amphibious Assault Squad:AAS -Defends or attacks on coastline and to use both land and water to our advantage
- International Penguin Navy:IPN -To ensure free trade umong the seas, and keep from any other nation's Navy from controlling them. and to aid the AaS, PNG, Sky Squad, and Mideval Tin Foil Army.
- Sky Squad - To defend against any foreign airial threat.
- The Planet Smashers - To aid in any tactical situation where special help is needed.
Government Leaders
~In order of succession
- Chief Skamperor- Dude McFarllen
- Subordanate Chief- Willey
- Executive Party Skanager- Dude the Penguin
- Executive Defensive Skategist- Cosmos Kramer
- Executive Musical Skanager- Desmond Dekker
- Executive International Ska'er- Gandhi
- Executive Cival Sevices Skanager- Lincoln
- Executive Health & Humane Services Skaperative- Jeff Jas
Government
The Skankin penguins are Liberal Consitutinal Democratic Socialists. In other words, penguins elected a emperor for them, Dude McFarllen, who crafted a Constutution for them. The Penguins have a Senate which creates laws, each land sends 3 members to vote in the senate. The senate creates and votes on laws for the emperor to finally sign and accnolage. The government is extremely liberal, so liberal we allow nudism, and still socialist, givin high taxes to fund many government programs which aid the penguins. The government is responsible for military actions, making everyone lifes easier, and throwing daily parties.
Economy
Currently the Penguins are in an economic slump. Our currency the SKen is equal to 10 US dollars. We have a large industry of book publishing, soda sales, and arms manufacturing. And we estimate people are reading less since our economy is around making books
Education
We have an extensive education system where every penguin gets to go to not only school but college. Most of our funding goes to education which averages about 25-60 billion dollars. The Medical Field is thriving and is the most studied subject, expetially Dentistery. English spelling isn't even offered, cause english spelling suks. Plus kids are banned from using cell phones so they can concentrate on the class.
Transportation
Cars are banned, which led to the downfall of the Auto industery. and all penguins ride Giant Bikes (thats Giant the company not as in large bikes).
Environment
The penguins are protected species. The terrain of the land has a mix of african jungle, african savana, african coastlines, and alpalation mountains. We have tons of rivers made so the penguins can access the mainland.
History
This one time at band camp....
penguins were rockin out havin a awesome party. But there was a polar bear camp for obese kids accross the lake, and they did not enjoy the fact that they were fat and having no fun, and the penguins, being awesome, were havin a awesome time. So the polar bears went over to the penguins camp one night and smashed all their guitars, drank all their coke, and drove off all the cars back to their camp.
From this moment on penguins hated polar bears. They vowed revenge by deciding to party twice as hard.
What soon came after was known as SKa
and they had a SKawesome time
The Story continues in the Full History of the Skankin Penguins
the Penguin's Flag
External Links
http://www.penguinsofska.zoomshare.com/0.html - Website of the Penguins of SKa
http://www.nationstates.net/the_skankin_penguins -Nation States
