Full History of the Skankin Penguins

This one time at band camp.... penguins were rockin out havin a awesome party. But there was a polar bear camp for obese bears accross the lake, and they did not enjoy the fact that they were fat and having no fun and fat, and across the lake, the penguins, being awesome, were havin a awesome time. So the polar bears went over to the penguins camp one night and smashed all their guitars, drank all their coke, and drove off all the cars back to their camp.

From this moment on penguins hated polar bears. They vowed revenge by deciding to party twice as hard.

What soon came after was known as SKa

and they had a SKawesome time

That was back in 56 B.C.

... When penguins lived all over the globe. and the polar bears have been attacking the penguins ever since, trying to get them to stop partying, but the power of SKa was too great. At the time penuins mainly lived in small colonies, while the Polar Bear Empire took over the majority of the North Pole. So the North Pole and South pole fought on for years, but the penguins were loosing as a group of ragtag penguins could not match the might of the bears. But the power of SKa kept the penguins going.

Soon

....the penguins found a new enemy, the seals. The penguins saw that they could not fight both species. The seals also saw this, as they were at war with the polar bears as well. So, after weeks of delegation, the seals and penguins formed an alliance. At first, the seals decided not to eat penguins, but they starved to death. Being generous little penguins, they decided to balance the circle of life and allow seals to eat penguins. But the seals would only eat the idiodic penguins that pissed everyone off and no one liked.

Penguins and Polar Bears

The hisory of the conflict is known as the War Of the Poles. And has gone on for 2063 years. The Article War Of the Poles showes all events which happened.

Creating a country

For a long time the polar bears fought on while the Warriors and penguins tried to have peace and party out. But the Polar bears wouldn't stop attacking and the world was changing. Empires were forming and penguins saw it as a threat to their survival.So, During WWII penguin stockpiled the new weapons in Anarctica to make sure no one threatened their existance. But with the new Cold War, the penguins saw it that it wasn't enough to just have weapons, they needed order, so they sought out to make their own country. Plus they could add government funding to partying which would make the partying that much more insane.

Dude McFarllen, a Warrior, went to the penguins and saw a plan for them. They would unite in one area and live together to get stronger. Dude McFarllen drafted a constitution for them, and the penguins soon started to fallow him. But to where?

He saw that Antarctica had no rescources to substain a Empire and was pretty dull in partying, so he search for the right place. He noticed how the penguins had inhibited an island/continent in the land of nonsense allready, so he decided to make their land in an african landscape on a island shared with Ed Fantastic. So he bought it all for $1 million and disputed boarder rightts with the Fantstic Eds. The empire relocated dude and eds island, but some penguins still stay in Anarctica for a nice resort away to go skiing and snowboarding.

He set up a new government there and an army to protect the penguin way of life. He drafted the best people to aid him in ruling the empire. So on October 20th 1953 the Skankin Penguins created a country.

McFarllen

...set up bases around Dude and Eds island and Sweden to insure its safety. He also built Area 241 where penguins make their military advances. There they do such things as improving all the WWII weapons they stockpiled. Dude also set up the Planet Smashers and the AAS who protect the empire in various ways.

The Third wave of SKa began.

Currently

The country is 53 years old and having issues come up every day. Branches of the Two Tone Army have been created and many orginizations have been set up helping the penguins.

	The SKankin Penguins
Main article: The Skankin Penguins
Capitol city: Cape Town
Other cities: Area 241, Babylon,Beira,City O Dude,City O Willey,Fort Knox,Funkey Kingston,Humboldt,Keasbey,Knysna,Maputo, Port Elizabeth, Pt. Macaroni,Shanty Town,Snares Point,Walvis Bay
Geographical Information: Dekker,Fenderville,Reel Big Land,Rudey Strip,Skaos, Ska Land,Ska Plains
Branches of the Two Tone Army:Amphibious Assault Squad,International Penguin Navy,Sky Squad,Penguin National Guard,The Planet Smashers
Historical Information: Full History of the Skankin Penguins or War Of the Poles
Miscellaneous: SKen, Regional standings , Other articles