Who Wants to Rule Sherylannia?

Who Wants to Rule Sherylannia? is a reality TV show devised to elect the next Cool Guy/Girl of Sherylannia. It was quickly thrown together when Samuel L. Jackson stepped down as Cool Guy. It began last Spring, with 10 contestants, all vying for the ultimate prize: unrivalled power. Every week, one or more participants were eliminated by the one and only Stan Lee, until the winner was crowned.

Contestants

Terry and Martha Mooney

Stan Lee saw an opportunity for a united Sherylannia when these two walked through the door. He asked them easy questions, and they were given the one place for the both. They stand for parental rights and families.

• ELIMINATED DAY 1, with the help of Mushy Pea

Steph Yarmouth

The youngest, at 12, she is seen as an outsider in Stan's eyes, but many are saying that if the decision was up to the public, she'd be a shoo-in. She stands for the youth of Sherylannia. Her small frame may also impede her campaign.

• ELIMINATED DAY 1, with the help of White-Rose

The Mangy Old Tramp

Originally, he didn't even know about the auditions. He wandered in for a nap, and Stan asked him questions, and his responses were enough to warrant a place on the show. He stands for the poor.

• ELIMINATED DAY 2, with the help of Don Flanioso

James Nathaniel Taylor

The oldest of the group at 57, James says that he stands for the little guy, and wants to take Sherylannia in a more caring and nurturing direction. He is seen as one of the forerunners. However, his age may impede him in his hunt for glory.

• ELIMINATED DAY 2, with the help of Oldham Road

Farah Robson and Little Timmy

This single mother and her two year old son impressed Stan with with their compassion, and he immediately sent them into the final ten. They stand for single parents and alimony cheques.

• ELIMINATED DAY 3, with the help of Dhatsun

Cecilia Bridges

Considered the sensible choice, but she is actually rather ruthless. She's considered to be the "bitch" of the show. She's standing for the corporations, and is most likely to be the most hated candidate.

• ELIMINATED DAY 3, with the help of Buttery Boonswoggles

Mitsuhide Mori

Although originally from Oldham Road, Mitsuhide is considered to have a very good chance at getting the job. In the auditions, Stan took a shine to his superherolike nature. If elected, he claims he will endeavour to perfect the foreign policy Sherylannia has.

• ELIMINATED DAY 4, with the help of The Red Rose Movement

Flower "Power" Moonbeam

A hippie, born in the slums, she participated to show her parents that a "smelly hippie" could make a difference. She's standing for the environment, and the hippies, of course.

• ELIMINATED DAY 5, with the help of Enthalpy Change

Keith Keitherson

The only minority contestant, Stan put him in for demographical reasons mostly, but he also put forward amazing political opinions. He stands for the ethnic minorities in Sherylannia.

• ELIMINATED DAY 6, with the help of Domas-Porada

Tobey Maguire

Stan picked him as a show of good faith to the nation of Don Flanioso, and to also have a celebrity in the show. Maguire was forced to take part, as it was in the small print of his Spider-Man 3 contract. He is standing for celebrity rights.

• WON DAY 6. Crowned Fourth Cool Guy of Sherylannia.

Episodes

Episode 1

Aired: 15/5/07
The game began with all ten contestants moving into the Frat House. They were greeted by Stan, who sent them on their first mission. Their ability to make tough decisions was measured. Unfortunately, three candidates were not able to make the tough decisions needed, and they were Mangy Old Tramp, Terry and Martha, and Keith. Stan eventually eliminated Terry and Martha with the help of Mushy Pea, as their constant bickering was an annoyance.

Later in the day, Stan set a task of tenacity. The contestants were placed in a snake pit, and whoever escaped was safe. Unfortunately, James needed treating for snakebite related injuries, and Steph didn't make it out at all. The Mangy Old Tramp was commended for helping others out before himself. Steph was almost revived by Stan, but White-Rose told him it was for the best.

Episode 2

Aired: 16/5/07
It was a bright sunny morning, as Stan awoke the contestants to another day of trials. The first was one of priorities. Each contestant was given ten issues to sort into an order which Stan would approve of. However, the real trial was to have the courage to stand for their choices. With the help of Don Flanioso, Stan eliminated The Mangy Old Tramp, after he fell asleep from the effects of alcohol.

That evening, another task was issued. The contestants were each interviewed by the toughest reporter in the Spectrum, Penny McSeamus, about something they had done in the past. It turned out that James Taylor was really 87, and had used anti-aging cream in order to fit the audition's age limit, which was 60. After being found out, Taylor was escorted out of the builiding by Oldham Road, who promptly disappeared, along with Penny McSeamus.

Episode 3

Aired: 17/5/07
Again, Stan awoke the group from a peaceful slumber to a task. They were all corralled to an election meeting, and each given a chance to say what they'd offer Sherylannia. However, their family was being held at gunpoint, in order to see how compassionate they were. The loser was decided when Farah didn't seem to care that Little Timmy was going to die. Stan needed little help, but called in Dhatsun anyway, and they eliminated Farah and Little Timmy.

As day turned to night, Stan got the show confused, and gave the contestants a heroic task. Stan had set a building on fire. Inside were a family of 5. Contestants had to each save one person, from the five. All but Cecilia chose the baby. She chose the teenage boy, citing her reasons as "f**k you". Everyone was glad to see her gone, as Buttery Boonswoggles ooshed her off the set.

However, Cecilia was not gone for good. Stan stopped her as she was leaving, and decided that she'd make a horrible Cool Girl. But she'd make a great dictator. She is now the series' villain.

Episode 4

Aired: 18/5/07
Stan awoke the remaining four contestants with a warning. A mysterious dictator was about to flood the room with nerve gas. The contestants had to escape. Mitsuhide Mori took the longest, and almost died. While the group were expecting an elimination, they were surprised to get away without one.

Later that day, their fighting skills were tested, in case of personal attack. While Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man training came in handy, Mori looked haggard, and again, was the worst participant. The Red Rose Movement came out and escorted Mitsuhide to Oldham Road, where he was offered a job in a high position in Oldham Road's government.

Episode 5

Aired: 21/5/07
After a weekend of free time, to do as they wish, the remaining three contesants came back to a surprise. Stan had been taping their every move. None of the candidates particularly shone. Keith Keitherson was shown attending a Vagism mass. Tobey Maguire was seeing eating out of a dustbin, and Flower Moonbeam was shown killing a possum, and putting it in a dustbin. Stan could not decide who to evict on that alone, so he devised another plan.

The contestants were led into a room with one button. This button would bomb a small village of supposed terrorists in Sherylannia. Stan of course stopped them before they pressed it. When Flower decided she couldn't do it, she was eliminated with the help of Enthalpy Change for not being able to make ruthless decisions.

Episode 6

Aired: 22/5/07
The final day began with an announcement of war. The Evil Dictator had declared war on the house. Both contestants fought to defend their house against oncoming soldiers. Tobey Maguire had the upper hand, and killed more of them then Keith Keitherson.

However, this wasn't before the Evil Dictator wandered into the house and challenged both of them to a fight. Keith Keitherson was first, and he was slaughtered at her hands. Domas-Porada removed the body from the house. The Evil Dictator then revealed herself to be Cecilia Bridges. Tobey Maguire, seething with rage, pulled his constipated face and ripped her apart. This act crowned him as The Fourth Cool Guy of Sherylannia.

Eliminated

Terry and Martha Mooney
Steph Yarmouth
The Mangy Old Tramp
James Nathaniel Taylor
Farah Robson and Little Timmy
Cecilia Bridges
Mitsuhide Mori
Flower 'Power' Moonbeam
Keith Keitherson

Won

Tobey Maguire

Trivia

• Shortly after Tobey Maguire took up position of Fourth Cool Guy of Sherylannia, Oldham Road and I Know Better Than You both declared war on the state citing the new leader as the reason. The nations were told to "f**k off", and not to worry anyway, as a new series would more than likely begin soon enough.
• Mitsuhide Mori was offered a job in Oldham Road's cabinet after his explusion from the show.
• Cecilia Bridges was offered a role in Tobey Maguire's cabinet after the show had ended.