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Guylain N'Dumbu-Nsungu
Statistics Nationality Starblaydi Hometown Jhanna Position Striker Caps 14 Goals 4 U21 Caps 0 U21 Goals 0 Clubs played for Jhanna City Teams managed Starblaydia Under-21s, Starblaydia, Hypocria
Notes Starblaydia's most successful manager ever with 5 World Cup Finals appearances.

After scoring a grand total of 4 goals for Starblaydia, Guylain N'Dumbu-Nsungu sat back and relaxed, and was made manager of the Starblaydia Under-21s. After some neat sucesses which dragged Starblaydia up the World Rankings, the Senior Team's Manager, Jean-Paul Georges-Ringeaux, was sacked. Guy stepped up to the plate and was promoted to the position of National Manager.

Although his substitution-making left a lot to be desired in most people's minds, Guy remained in firm control of the National side, despite being beset on nearly all sides by notables including Nikola "Laser" Lazerevski, Simeone Di Bradini and Starblaydi Minister for Sport and Double-Posts Lord Rikaard Van Honjiik. It was ultimately his World Cup Finals record in World Cup 21 that saw him forced out of his post. After failing to win a match against Total n Utter Insanity, Lovisa or South Osettia, Guy left his job by 'mutual consent'. In essence, he quit at the same time as being sacked.

At the age of fifty-nine he applied, and was accepted, for the job of managing the Hypocria national team. He signed a four-year contract, giving him time to mould a squad of Hypocrian players to send to World Cup 23 and its pre-tournament Baptism of Fire warm-up. In action, he took Hypocria to 3rd-Place at the Baptism of Fire, beating Vtorbetin 2-1 in Extra Time. A reasonable Qualifying campaign for the World Cup saw his contract extended and in the subsequent 9th AOCAF, Guylain's Hypocria side defeated his own country in the Quarter-Finals the competition on penalties, though Starblaydi football fans blamed the Streetian refereeing team for keeping the match at to a 1-1 scoreline, where they felt they were denied a number of fairly-made goals.

Despite being a Hypocrian hero for taking his team to the final of AOCAF 9, Guylain's Hyppos performed awfully in the Qualifiers for World Cup 24 and he was sacked from his post with two qualifying games to go as Hypocria sat rock bottom of Group Seven, replaced by Dave Wilson, the Sarzonian coach who led the Stars to World Cup glory in World Cup 22.


(Guylain N'Dumbu-Nsungu is based loosely on a real football player, handily also called Guylain N'Dumbu-Nsungu, who plays for Darlington. He was in Starblaydia's World Cup 15 team, who had their names taken from a Premiership-Winning team of 2013/14 in Champ Manager 03/04)