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The Good Guys: The Movie is an upcoming action film in The Spectrum. The storyline follows the Ediroth Conflict and the battle over the island of THA FORST. It is expected to be heavily fictionalised. To make the material easier to understand, and because it is low-budget, the film is mostly played through fictional leaders of the countries.

Two sequels, The Good Guys 2: The Rise of S.A.T.O, and The Good Guys 3: The Shadow Threat have already been approved, thanks to overwhelming internet hype of the first film. They are being filmed back to back, with a release date for the sequels being 10/6/07 and 4/7/07.

Cast

Main Characters

Oldham Road - Liam Neeson
Sherylannia - Ewan McGregor
White-Rose - Ralph Fiennes
I Know Better Than You - Joaquin Phoenix
Calumnius - David Tennant
Domas-Porada - Hugh Jackman
Mushy Pea - Alyson Hannigan

Supporting Characters

Buttery Boonswoggles - Steve Coogan
Nintenduu 64 - Jason Biggs
Don Flanioso - Johnny Depp
The Red Rose Movement - Nicole Kidman
Daveanoyl Chloride - Tom Welling
THA FORST - Zachary Quinto

Pre-Hype

Trailer

We see an ornate office, with a man sat behind a large desk. A man walks in, and places a stack of papers on the desk.

"Oldham Road, sir. Ediroth is yours." A smirk forms on the face of the man, before he looks in to the camera.

"Good."

The trailer cuts to an outpost in a jungle. Soldiers are running in and out of barracks, and we see the symbols of I Know Better Than You and Calumnius emblazoned on their uniforms. A soldier calls all of them to the barracks, and they see Oldham Road claiming Ediroth as his own. The message is continued across many different television screens, before finally reaching another ornate room, where a shadowy figure bangs his fist on the table, in rage.

We see Oldham Road talking to a man with his back turned. He suggests an alliance, to which the man turns round and agrees. Two more faces are flashed across the screen, smiling. We see four hands outstretched across a table, one over the other. We hear the words, "An alliance is forged."

Villagers are shown cowering in fear, and then rejoicing, as a tall man known as Domas-Porada stands high above them all.

A tense meeting is shown, with raised voices, and idle threats.

It cuts to another table. A woman is putting forward a proposal about an island. We see 9 hands, all over one another. The scene blacks out, and the title card is shown, then the release date, May 3rd 2007.

The shadowy figure from before is shown. He leans forward, into view. "They think they can do as they wish? They've got another thing coming."

Quotes from the Trailer

"What's mine is yours. What's yours is mine. What's theirs... is ours. You in?"
"Why the hell wouldn't I be? We're gonna be f**king heroes! We're saving a goddamn country!"
-Oldham Road, Sherylannia

"You sure you wanna do this?"
"You already know the answer."
-White-Rose, Oldham Road

"You've got twenty four hours to move out. If not... you've chosen annihilation."
-Domas-Porada

"Kneel before me, former FORSTers! I, Domas-Porada, am your new leader!"
-Domas-Porada

"Trust me, this'll be to the Good Guys advantage. Marketplaces, meeting towers, the works. This place'll the biggest thing since Vagism!"
-Mushy Pea

"This isn't saving people! This is madness!"
"You know what? This barely affects your precious rationality! Get the hell out of my country!"
-I Know Better Than You, Oldham Road

Plot

Coming Soon to a cinema near you

Trivia

• There was some confusion over the casting of Nintenduu 64, at one point, the character of Sloth from 'The Goonies' was offered 70,000 Sherris to play the part.
• The movies budget is rumoured to be around 20,000,000 Sherris.